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ok everyone lets play a game

the rules are simple

one person makes a wish then the person below grants it and corrupts it.
the corruption must pertain to the wish in some fashion
then that person makes a wish and moves it forward


so I will start with


I wish for a car.

granted
however it has no engine

see
theres a exhample

I wish for a tv

granted though it does not work :)

I wish for a new computer

granted
however it has a virus that steels all your personal information

I wish for a summer cruise

summer cruise granted

unfortunately everyone gets diarrhea


I wish Valentines Day were replaced with another Halloween

wish granted but you are now hunted by the serial killer micheal myers every halloween

i wish for a steak and lobster dinner

no sauce, no silverware

I wish for snow

Granted but it's in your bedroom

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

Granted but it turns out to be a fake

I wish to get a cameo in The Walking Dead show?

Granted
But camera only shows your back side

I want to live at the beach

Granted but there is signs on the beach saying no swimming in waters sharks are breeding here!

I wish I could find true love here?

granted
but your true love goes to prison for life

I wish the patriots wins this years super bowl

They win but the quarterback is expelled from the team

I wish for perfect weather all year

wish granted
however you are cursed with bad luck for the rest of your life

What? No wish? lol...

Okay, I wish for a new bed

granted
however its full of metal spikes

i wish for fried chicken

granted, t its raw on the inside

I wish for a hot blonde

granted
however she was born a man ;]

i wish for winter to be forever

Granted, however everything is frozen.

I wish for a million dollars :D

granted
however its in monopoly money.

i wish for ps4

Granted but it only works for 4 weeks an then it catches on fire.

I wish for a place to store more stuff?

granted
however you are trapped in that place forever

I wish for new clothes

Granted but they are all pink

I wish for a someone to do my laundry today

granted
however your laundry smells of a dead skunk

I wish for burger king

Granted... But you couldn't have your way

I wish for a financial windfall

granted
however it lasts only a day

i wish for a new coat

Granted but it falls apart soon as you put it on

I wish for true love

Granted but only thing is he is an immortal that can never die.

I wish I had a very cool job that had short hours an very good pay?

granted
however you torture and kill people for a living ;]

i wish for a new jacket

Granted, but the zipper breaks immediately...

I wish for a second job

granted

now you clean toilets for a living


i wish for comic books

granted but they are all ripped

i wish i won the lottery

Granted, but the IRS sucks up the winnings

I wish for a garden space

Granted but nothing grows because the ground is dead old dirt.

I wish a had a horse to ride everywhere?

granted
however its a wild horse that bucks you off all the time

i wish for sushi

Sure thing, but it's the wrong flavour.

I wish for... new socks.

Grant but they are second hand socks made to look brand new hahaha!!!

I wish I was just like the Joker with his Harley Quinn?

Granted, but Harley is 84 years old.

I wish for a boat.

Granted but it hits an iceberg.

I wish for infinite meat.

Granted, but all of it is roadkill.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted
But it's melted

I wish i had a glass of bloodwine

Granted, but the glass is broken and you've gotta pick little glass bits out to drink it.

I wish for a cat.

Granted but it gets very ill an dies.

I wish for death to come an take me now?

Granted, but he manages to leave you in purgatory for a decade.

I wish that it was warm enough for a fire tonight.

Granted but, it's so warm out that when you start the fire it carrys over an burns out of control destroying 40 homes in its path.

I wish for others to get all that they desire?

Granted, but they realize that what they wanted wasn't what they were truly looking for.

I wish that I had some bird seed for the birds outside.

Granted but I ate the birds. Also I am fine with road kill lol

I wish to learn some new ingredients.

granted
however you have only cow patties to use ;]

I wish for new shoes

Granted but they don't fit.

I wish to truly satisfy my hunger.

Granted, but now you're eternally thirsty instead.

I wish to finish out this quarter well over my sales goals.

Grants but the money you earn is counterfeit

I wish for immortality

Granted
But youll see every person you love die.

I wish for a perfect guy

granted but he's secretly a hit man paid to kill you

I wish to marry Jason Momoa one day

Granted, but he picks his nose and eats it, farts loudly and wails "That was a big one!" and snores.

I wish that I were incapable of love.

Granted, but you only love yourself and dislike everybody else

I wish that I had more coffee.

granted but the coffee has been pissed in by a random stranger

I wish I had a unlimited supply of blood to drink

Granted, but all of it tastes just a little bit off.

I wish that I was fishing.

granted.

You find yourself in a boat in the middle of a lake. But you forgot your fishing poles on the shore and the motor won't start.

Someone forgot their wish, no worries I will wait lol

I wish for world peace

Wish granted.
You're now on a desolate planet with no other people.

I wish for it to be Saturday night now.

granted but it's the last day of your life and you're off to hell after it ends

I wish for immortality to all people of earth