The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I'm still looking but my Google search bar is on fire!

Sorry but I couldn't find it anywhere. Well played.

Hostel Part: III

And make a miserable man out of a perfectly happy horse?

Stonehearst Asylum

“Some Say The Phoenix Is Consumed By Flame And Emerges Again. I Think She Can Survive A Broken Wing."

Mulan

I was a Muslim in South Dakota. All the sudden, they made it a crime.

Escape from L.A.

God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.

Black Snake Moan

She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

LOL!

Sling Blade

I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.

The Wrestler

They're just waiting for the perfect time to shove metal probes up our asses.

Nope

You mean you're some kind of anthropologist? Is that what you're doing here? Just checking us out?

Starman

Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

Daybreakers

Don't feel bad about losing your virtue. I sort of knew you would. Everybody always does.

Klute

Yes. Good news. You won't be hung in the morning. You will be *shot*!
[laughs]

The living daylights

She got the drop on me in my home, and she told me that if I don't bring her the whereabouts of this man, she's going to kill a member of my family every week until I have none left.

Columbiana

Truth... do you want to know what my truth is, Claudia? I've been putting down rebellions in this rotten outpost for eleven years. If I don't condemn this man I know Caiphas will start a rebellion. If I do condemn him, then his followers may. Either way, there will be bloodshed. Caeser has warned me, Claudia. Warned me twice. He swore that the next time the blood would be mine. That is my truth!

I'm the ghost with the most baby

Beetlejuice

The Passion of the Christ

"Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.”

Life Of Brian

It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male will sneak up on the female and she'll bite off his head and the rest of his body will keep on mating and when they're done... She'll eat him. She'll eat the rest of him.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.”

Juno

Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea along with any other gospels that made Jesus appear human and not divine. "And the companion of the Savior is Mary Magdalene. Christ loved her more than all the disciples and used to kiss her on the..."

The Da Vinci Code - Just watched it the other night

You’re going to help me. There’s a woman who is called Molly Jensen and she is in terrible danger. The man who killed me broke into our apartment, and he’s gonna come back. You’ve got to warn her.

Ghost

It's medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.

The Dewey Cox Story

The thing that no one wants to admit is that most people want things to happen to them. We tell each other lies about the fight for free will and independence, but we don't really want that. We want to be told how to live and then die when we're not looking. People want oblivion, and a few of us are born to build it for them. So here I am - their invisible god sneaking under their skin.

Split

I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face..and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

Billy Jack

This kid called me a faggot... so I broke a yardstick on his face.

The Guest

You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it: the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to PULL THE TRIGGER!

Blade

Sometimes things end up much better than you'd expect. Alright? Think of it this way, when Black Sabbath fired Ozzy in '79, you would've figured it was all fucking over. The end of an era. But then comes Ronnie James Dio, all five foot nothing of him, the evil little elf, and he brought a magic to the band they hadn't seen in years.

Thanksgiving

Once Upon a Time — or maybe twice — there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. Eighty thousand leagues beneath the sea it lay. ...Or "lie"; I'm not too sure.

Yellow Submarine

I ended by falling on my knees and pledging her eternal love. And do you know that, at that time, and for several hours afterwards, I actually meant it.

Dangerous Liaisons

Oh no, that was no spasm. I got on the bed. The whole bed was thumping and rising off the floor and shaking. The whole thing, with me on it!

The Exorcist

You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! Y'see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!

The Fly

British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...Old Spice

Serendipity

You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!

Deadpool 2


So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?

Blade: Trinity

Poetry, Aunt Kathy, librarian-banging, backstabbing, bike-riding, couch-burning masturbator! You ruined my life! You ruined my life!

You, Me and Dupree

Good morning, Worm, Your Honor! / The crown will testify that the prisoner who stands before you / Was caught red-handed showing feelings / Showing feelings of an almost human nature / This will not do.

Pink Floyd: The Wall

Maybe, there is some kind of bug that we haven't seen yet, a leadership caste, a hive brain.

Starship Troopers

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and TANKS! I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN! And loved only one woman, with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!

Secondhand Lions

You look like you just fucked your mother.

Face Off, I think

Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today, it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, and above.

Gia

The church teaches us that the eyes are the windows to the soul. And that since vampire evolved without eyes, it is a soulless creature, to be eradicated. And I have seen the soul of the vampire, and let me tell you that it is far more pure than that of any man. Now you ask me what I am. I am the bringer of the tide. I am the wave that will wash clean this unclean world.

Priest

How'd we get into the sex-crime business anyway? My brother Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation, too.

The Last House on the Left

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love