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Amidst a tragic kingdom

there was a queen

whose thirst for innocent

led the townspeople to

crown her drag superstar

Then they hung her

a long bedazzled robe

While the moon was

beaming upon her majestically

, as if she were

made to be there

yet in the shadows

lurked a meerkat army

looking for a fight

they were throwing fists

of fury while they

turned tricks in flurries

pixies in tutu's floated

riding baby goat furries

they circled the munchkins

quickly slitting their throats

and cutting off their

feet so they can

river dance with them

while drinking their beer

. The agony of losing

their feet made them

careless as dead bodies

and useless in battle

; however, the beauty of

monkey farts are that

they smell just like

cotton candy at the

carnival with fried twinkies

thoughts of lights danced

amid cheap prizes awarded

like fried barbie heads

with stuffed humans on

cloud 9, they went

kite surfing on meth

and met the megalodon

huge fossils floating by

they were swallowed by

a killer whale though

one bird flew by

resembling a stork but

it was stewie griffin

wearing sky-high hooker heels

Flirting with Brian they

were looking for trouble

giant armed anteaters arrived

Ready to stomp out

the squishy jelly spills

. The beauty of the

graceful cries were heard

anteaters continued their brutality

Attacks on the ants

also on pregnant unicorns

But pixie saved unicorns

while horned lizards danced

On skulls of monkeys

wearing pasties and strap-ons

looking for some action

cheap tricks for kicks

lubed lazy lingering louts

beating them into submission

then the police came

all over them squirting

Pepper spray and tasers

and all that jizz🙂‍↔️🎷

and it was fun

and gooey and messy

headed to shower tightlipped

Yet they couldn't wash

all the sticky off

So they got flamethrowers

melting hot wax overtop

all the munchkins so

they died horrifically disfigured

Elves declared war on

every other race of

Lochness monster in Scotland

who had been sleeping

with prince Harry oddly

was woken to see

Princess Meghan's birthday suit

shredded by Beyoncé's mom

and was chasing Swift

saying psht bitch please

as she shot her

full of morphine and

then strapped her to

Kanye saying 'Bye, Felicia'

as they electrocuted him

swift too was fried

bodys burning in love

definitely wasn't the case!!!!!

lovers of Pompeii resembled

each other #twinning haha

The devil scratched his

nuts, #twinning and was grinning 😀

As spawn chuckled and

spanked his funky monkey 🐒 🙈 🙊

as Justin beiber froze

and Madonna came in

swinging her used tampon

That cluttered and green

Mad-onna was fuming indeed

Cher decided that everyone

throw poo 💩 at Madonna

And kayne who eat

crow for his antics

Sting shouted wtf is

stinky Madonna doing here

, tampons at her age?