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One fall afternoon awakened

a slumbering giant that

wore a handmade kilt

out of hair from

his enemies fat butt

slow rose and grabbed

his pet kitten Scribbles

that meowed an echoed

For miles until a

a wolf answered the

phone and and hello

phone and said hello

yet the kittens didnt

care about the wolf

Scribbles purred then scrambled 🐱...

while jinx played with

the other Fearsome Five

were running around and

chasing one blind mouse

little did they know

Flombies crept nearby hidden

in the bushes ready

To attack anyone who

Messed with adorable Scribbles

While gnomes picked mushrooms

and also their noses

they were nasty gnomes

and nobody liked them

nonetheless they tiktok trended

and went viral from

Them stoned gnomes that

were rolling in foam

and smelt of elderberries

and dressed as fairies 🧚‍♂️

Yet the wings didnt

have enough happy turtles 🐢 😒

So they needed more

wonder twin ring power

what they stole from

the Kardashians wasn't enough

so they stole from

The vatican and ran

it through NYC towards

their impending doom, because

Abercrombie was creeping through 😱...

followed by gozer and

Diddy and Jay-Z & RKELLY

headed off to Epstein island

to eat the chocalate

With billy cosby so

Mike Jeffries gets off

on the Fall fashions

along with Paris hilton

as they head out

To a fashion show

with their dog Fifi

and Scribbles too ofcourse😻

all dressed in leather

collars & sparkly leashes

prancing to the beat

of Funky Town ofcourse

in their buttless chaps

and ten gallon hats

Parading around until the

they finally all collapsed

And wouldnt wake for

The giant bear that

Toss their bodies into

the cold abyss of

Hell where the evil

elf devours everyone whole

Filled with piranhas in

their gold plated toilet

Tiny rabbits as slaves

singing Back In Black

smashing pumpkins spewing outward

Seeds shooting in the

air like a bad

habit but beware because

the were coke laced

And made one see

Frank zappa playing guitar

riding a capybara backwards

Mario was eating schrooms

surfing in marshmallow rapids

princess peach waved as

she picked her boogers

and flung them at

Cadrewolf 2 because she

Couldnt find gothicdragon so

Cancer sent her packing 💼

and she went quietly

head down in shame 😞

followed by lugi

and ten other mutants

who were driven out

tossed an acid bath

With bubbles and ducky

and all seven dwarfs

Go out on a

Plank to dive in

realize bad idea indeed 😔😵

nessie swam around until

She caught sight of

The furbies on the

flombie shaped raft floating

and flying across the

dark foreboding loch ness

lake of scottish highlands

Full of mystery and

Bones that litter the

waters as they flow

towards a dark corridor

where carebears pirated ships 🚢

in order to maintain

their cotton candy fetish

glow-worms lit their voyage

because they ate everything

And had sore tummies

and an appetite for

human flesh that rotted

they needed good lighting 🐛🐛🐛

To purify the remains

Plus glow-worms just rock 🎸

And roll all night

Waking up their enemiea

The Beatles that raided

the marshmallows for the

good of the people

who were out of

gas from drag racing 🏁

So they boiled water

And wanted mac cheese

while waiting for the

steaks to cook on