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In a mad town

there once lived a

a mad witch that

lived in the woods

and planted weed in

The floor of the

hut where she lived

the ganga hash house

with a roaring fire

and a comfy couch

Where the black cat

became zombiefied and attacked

the four little children

That wandered into the

the dark small location

they had some snacks

And cook and ate

bobs alley cat Mack

who loves to eat

just about anything that

had ghost pepper sauce

that burned her mouth at

and relish plus salsa

burned a hole out

Strippers got more views

suspended on sticky poles

pole-walking circus stripper oddities

like upside-down drinking

In a pink tutu

atop bedazzled baby elephants 🐘

followed by red zebras

and a clown car

filled with kola bears

being thrown into meatgrinders

to make kabobs for

the rich and famous

small service truck followed

and they ran after it

three junkie homeless nuns

and they scratch there asses.

Spiderman jumped into the

mix and wrapped them

with his sticky stuff

trapping the villains in

infamous Cocaine Bears den...

busted out the drinks

with the little umbrellas

in lit-up skulls

untill we all seen

the bear let loose!!!

People fell and scrambled

slipping on the cocaine...

getting high and mauled

security joined in and

bring down the bear

the bees were crazy

cocaine bees 🐝 really buzzed!!!

but like all things

lightyears from the moon

things must crash and

explode like a supernova

tell only the genes

the tale of evolution

a shooting star zoomed

and humans thought that

Popeye was actually Jesus

Yet sanguriasuis lied again

Bugs Bunny was snickering

at the thought of

floor rolling marbles pranking

Yet olive oil was

first lady once again

Out came the circus

clowns playing their tambourines

while dancing naked in

The center of the

town where all the

freaks could join them

in the naked parade

But the cops showed

the cops joined in

kangaroos in tutus dancing

to the sound of

screaming children who are

throwing water balloons at

The penguins as they

marched in beat with

the Shriners playing kazoos

happy feet skipping along

behind the small car

But when passing a

Canadien Mountie, skip slowly

in pink fluffy onsies

Flashing his badge as

they stomped on balloons

and squished the watermelons

so the penguins pecked

there way out of

the car and soon

headed up the stairs

to do more debauchery

as a flash mob

ripped them apart but

started spilling pop rocks

and the salvia made

some more of

fun things for them

to vlog about later

or better yet Tic-Toc

then YouTube the whole

incident uncut live naked

an uncensored so everyone

there was glitter everywhere

Like a Diddy party

and drinks poured over

the glistening, glittered bodies

then dinosaurs 🦕 roamed around

looking for something to

dance to you know

But the predator had

more than a feeling

He was tracking his

next victim and was

tossed into the fire

with pepper and garlic

then skewered on pikes

The skeleton swayed in

the breeze and smelled

like decomposed flesh falling

in an arid desert

it started to rain

fish oddly and stank

a stink so bad

That leaves curled up