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Let's make it have more sense I can't do the other Four Word Story because it makes my head hurt.


The man once.

went for a walk

on a sunny

Day it was beautiful

so he went

to take a long stroll

to go to the

store and pick

some food off

the bread rack

to put in the

pantry of his house

when he got

home to his

house and sat down

on the couch

and relaxed there watching

tv until the phone

rang, rushing he tripped

over the coffee table

hurting his left knee

grabbing it he spilled

his plate of wings

that he had wanted

He laughed as he

still ate them counting

Their fingers as he

started to chew them

into bloody fleshy mush

that oozed all over

The beast roared as

it licked the foul

And grinned because it

tastes like chicken soup

with a hint of

Paprika but it was

heavy seasoned with a lot

thyme, yet the giant

mug of foamy beer

Lured the guest closer

causing the beast to

dispose himself into

the shadows and wait

for a clear opening

so they could slip

into a coma of

a gold that was

tricked into thinking it

Was a magic coin

rubbed by many fingers

they never knew it when

They accidentally touched it

while reciting and gesticulating

The coin seemed to

levitate ominously to the

the center of the

navel of girlfriend's girlfriend

who was watching it

and hoping it would

Fall within the cracks

of her juicy warm

Cleavage yet it rolled

south of the border

Yet didn’t cover the below

His knee quit hurting

So he danced towarde

A deep dark ravine

Where an old witch

Brewed her poison stew

She cackled as she

sensed his dancing footsteps

she ran to the side

of the dark woods

for a good ritual site

she never knew a

More perfect spot so

she began chanting in

her dark dark dreams

Calling spirits from the

beyond where pigs fly

entranced she spoke the

to the dead under a

The earth which moved

meanwhile the dancing man

Danced around the fire

with someone new and

Chanted words that reached

The ears of the

God Kronos who roared

out toward the sea

making sea creatures jump

And the land shake

under roaring thunderous words

the spell seemed to

intensify the man's dancing

a glowing orb appeared

pulsing with a soft

tone as it circled

and zigzagged doing crazy

Waves that seem to

be at least two

orbs flashing by the

graves of the fallen

Creating shados on the

headstones and grave plaques

decay within winters grasp

the cold chill runs

Through us as we

knew the first of

Dangers were at hand

but now something evil

stirs within the shadows

And slowly emerges from

the shadows who are

The gargoyle screamed and

fly away to off

The intruders yet the

musical note box was

left under the stairs

and playing an eerie

tune heard by an

Evil spirit who came

from somewhere above to

aid in the attack

shocking the intruders to

the point of panic

They scrambled in all

directions in panic mode

As they shot upwards

kites were floating by

In a shape of a

Pink unicorn dancing toward

Pink peng yet they

hit a Chinese satellite

A fell onto a

T-80 Russian in Ukraine

Yet willy Wonka gave

a large chocolate surprise