The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

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Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck 'em! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a big black dick in the back of a big black cadillac?

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Summer of sam

Strap this on your sore ass blane

Predator

You know the Butcher? That freakin' nutjob that goes around just chopping people up?

Trap
You touch my "limo" and I'll spank you, Nightstalker

Black Hawk Down

You know, you're like the tenth guy to try this, right? It never works out for the dipshit in the mask.

Scream VI

Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know

Highlander

That's unfortunate! Because here, it doesn't matter whether you have forgotten it... or if you never knew it. You will kindly remove your mask.

Eyes wide shut

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

The Dark Knight

Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult. The world changes, but we do not, therein lies the irony that kills us.

Interview with a vampire

I know the secret now. This is just a dream. You're not alive. This whole thing is just a dream.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Fuck me next to your dead mom then.

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You're Next

“Holy Water, Really?”

Morbius

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

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Dazed And Confused



“Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad.”

Suicide Squad

Then I saw it. I saw a mom who would die for her son. A man who would kill for his wife. A boy, angry and alone. Laid out in front of him, the bad path. I saw it. And the path was a circle. Round and round. So I changed it.

Looper


On a related note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

Hannibal

How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?

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How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?

The Panic in Needle Park


"A condom is the glass slipper of our generation."

Im not sure

Jackie Brown


"I ain’t got time to bleed."

Predator

And that's when I learned that Quaaludes and waterskiing do not mix.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


Your money can't save you anymore than it can save me."

Titanic

He disemboweled her. Removed her stomach, intestines...

Begotten?


Everyone who kisses me... turns up dead.

I am not sure



“You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Rusty Nail


"Can anybody be happy if they aren’t free?"

Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

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"I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella."

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

"The Lord does not love you. I sense... pure evil."

Little Nicky

I mean, at first. But, like, I wasn't like... "Come here, bitch. I'm gonna rape you."

Barbarian

That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die

Kill Bill: Vol 2

One Day You'll Understand. Every Minute Is A Step Toward Death.

"The Old Guard 2"

“My love is not fragile.”

Frozen 2

She had a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown.

The Naked Gun (2025)

"The spider spinning his web for the unwary fly. The blood is the life mister Renfield".

Dracula

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?

Naked Lunch

Badges? "We don't need no stinking badges".

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Henry, may I speak to you a minute? Over here. Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?

Eraserhead

He's too beautiful. He's too much twisted steel and sex appeal. I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle.

Always

“It's an awful truth that suffering can deepen us, give a greater lustre to our colours, a richer resonance to our words.”

The Queen of the Damned

"Despite everything you did to her, she was magnificent "

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Paddling... In the Atlantic Ocean... On a dead body. This is now the perfect weekend. It started when I almost broke my leg jumping on a moving ferry. I get to this beautiful beach and my host... Sorry! He's dead! I fell down a lighthouse. I had a corpse wash up next to me on the shore. I then I find out that my dead boss? He's not only a thief; he wants to kill me! I almost drown. The girl of my dreams now thinks I'm a raving lunatic. And now we're going back to the house of death.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

"I loved Susan from the moment she was born, and I love her now and every minute in between. And what I dream of is a man who will discover her, and that she will discover a man who will love her, who is worthy of her, who is of this world, this time and has the grace, compassion, and fortitude to walk beside her as she makes her way through this beautiful thing called life."

Weekend At Bernie's

"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. 'Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, 'cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."

Meet Joe Black

Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

The Social Network

I don't think I have the slightest idea how this thing works. Look Aeon I got a proposition for you.

Aeon Flux

Every skull is a set of thoughts. These sockets saw and these jaws spoke and swallowed. This is a monument to them. A temple.

28 Years Later


“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.”

The Notebook

Well it didn't seem like you had any problem explaining away the gonorrhea you brought back from Thailand.