The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

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Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck 'em! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a big black dick in the back of a big black cadillac?

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Summer of sam

Strap this on your sore ass blane

Predator

You know the Butcher? That freakin' nutjob that goes around just chopping people up?

Trap
You touch my "limo" and I'll spank you, Nightstalker

Black Hawk Down

You know, you're like the tenth guy to try this, right? It never works out for the dipshit in the mask.

Scream VI

Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know

Highlander

That's unfortunate! Because here, it doesn't matter whether you have forgotten it... or if you never knew it. You will kindly remove your mask.

Eyes wide shut

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

The Dark Knight

Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult. The world changes, but we do not, therein lies the irony that kills us.

Interview with a vampire

I know the secret now. This is just a dream. You're not alive. This whole thing is just a dream.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Fuck me next to your dead mom then.

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You're Next

“Holy Water, Really?”

Morbius

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

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Dazed And Confused



“Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad.”

Suicide Squad

Then I saw it. I saw a mom who would die for her son. A man who would kill for his wife. A boy, angry and alone. Laid out in front of him, the bad path. I saw it. And the path was a circle. Round and round. So I changed it.

Looper


On a related note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

Hannibal

How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?

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How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?

The Panic in Needle Park


"A condom is the glass slipper of our generation."

Im not sure

Jackie Brown


"I ain’t got time to bleed."

Predator

And that's when I learned that Quaaludes and waterskiing do not mix.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


Your money can't save you anymore than it can save me."

Titanic

He disemboweled her. Removed her stomach, intestines...

Begotten?


Everyone who kisses me... turns up dead.

I am not sure



“You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Rusty Nail


"Can anybody be happy if they aren’t free?"

Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.