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Zombies on Flakka proved 🧟‍♂️

that vampires stole the

eyes from their victims

like grapes a delicacy

there were trails of

Jelly beans marking the

outline of the debauchery

scrambled just like eggs 🪺

But then the liquid

turned to ice within

Then came the bats

swinging from the trees

crunching cheetos and doritos

then Shrek gave orders

took Donkey and Fiona

and had a threesome

But Fiona wouldn't take

King Farquaad and his

band of merry men

so they left for

more debauchery and stolen

puppies and miniature horses 🐎

They busted out some

sort of candy coated

bacon on a stick

more was cooking then

being eaten by the

Hellhound from Hades last

ate the screaming baby

or maybe the Dingo

did it but who

it definitely was devoured

with a side of

gravy to match the

carnage that happened when

the wondering child went

to Africa hunting boar 🐗

that smelled like bacon

and tasted like chicken

it was almost primal

the way their blood

spilled all over the

ground, causing creatures to

purple bouncing glittery monkies

swinging from the trees

Then came the birds

followed by the Bees

who knows what happened

when the bees started

making honey for the

big party to celebrate

the huge find which

needed 3 big carts

filled with jelly beans

and a new car

That had stolen money

from the childrens fair

featuring wallabies gone wild

coated in cream cheese

wearing Sleep Token masks

and fuzzy pink slippers

plus driving mini vans

racing down the street

naked like the day

in twenty bird onsies

in tweety bird onsies

petting the puddy tat

and sufferin succatash jokes

talking like Chris Rock

showing up in Drag

racing cars so fast 🏎

giving them jet lag

then out spewed vomit

out the exhaust pipes

Inhaled some potent weed

rendering a comatose state

then jumping Mexican beans

started to jump uncontrollably

from the same pipes

where fire ants hid

until the anteater snorted

some mind bending stuff

they saw bright colors

they're on Flakka ofcourse

took Sharpies and marked

who's faces they'd eat

Hot sauce was shared

Insane ghost pepper style

but they liked it

people's cheeks better instead

of looking at frogs

and wondering what they

are supposed to even mean

or maybe smell like

Hopping around all cute

with their green legs

and shiny silver guns

shooting wildly at anything

and everyone they chose

until a midsummer night

when out of nowhere

a rancid scent drafted

and made them all

do the hula bravely

with the most peculiar

looks on their faces

in shiny grass skirts

Then it started raining

and they kept dancing

doing the Neutron Dance

like a wet dog

singing on a log

In pink ballerina slippers

with pointy steel toes

Carved the great pumpkin

and now everybody knows

and tweets about it

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