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we heard horrible screams

and wondered what was

the point of war

what is it good for?

absolutely nothing uh ha

but the war pigs

dancing to the tune

of a different drummer

singing the same tune

in soprano like castrated

males that were troublemakers

have hollow black hearts

Beating to the death

of a lost flombie

worse then the last

sunburn on a white

naked butt that ran

down the freeway to

chase all the chickens

who crossed the road

to get to darkside

to find fried chicken

them flombies were ANGRY 🦩🧟‍♀️🤬

They didn't get soda

so went wee wee

all the way home.

they burned em' chicks

screaming their tortured and

pitiful lives seemed meaningless

to the pompous fools

naked acting da fool

to the eyes of

anyone who could see

beyond their own bullshit

that war isn't good

so stop it already 🙄

So population grows infinitely

save the dolphins too 🐬

and also the Bees

and fuzzy pussy willows

blowing in the breeze

but then bees came

where the birds left

and made super nests

for big birds lair

here on Sesame street

Gonzo was so mad 🤬

but Elmo was chill

while Oscar the grouch

sharpened his many knives

to give to children

through their spleens ouch

but they had insurance

but still bled out

much to our enjoyment

until there were puddles

of yellow feathers everywhere

delighting a pillow maker

planning the next new

viral internet pillow video

to bring on sponsorship

with girls gone wild

much to the enjoyment

of Big Birds agent

that rose from death

and started prank haunting

getting all the chics

And all the snacks

in their buttless chaps

with pink glitter stilettos

stamping on worthy gimps

while Jason waited patiently

for them to sleep

his urges got stronger

with boytoy Ghostface in-tow

they threatened with glitter

laced with saltpetre and

the women were screaming!

You like scary movies? 📞

but they screamed instead

don't kill me, Mr.Ghostface

we have cookies instead

Made with witch love

Scary night, isn't it?

But you like scary

said Ghostface, "don't you?"

Makes me feel alive

and tingly all over

makes you wanna Scream? 🔪

and have wild sex