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It all started when

They went to the

beach to sun bathe

🧟‍♀️ zombies stormed the dunes

But they walk slowly

and she runs fast

walking dead were gaining

and could smell brains

frenzied for a feast 😋

fueled by wanton desire

they started to salivate

because they saw large

soft fleshy mounds of

fluffy pink sponge like

Cotton candy in the sky

and unicorns farting rainbows

With the best smell

Sugary and yet salty

But with a slimy consistency

With it having a stinking smell

(4 words please)

but her smile was

Very distinct with a

Hat on her head

But she got mad

She had lice yuck

But also a countermeasure

of fleas and ticks

and they itched badly

Even with a fleacollar

which she wore fabulously

it was diamond encrusted

and set in gold

it was just dazzling

it made her eyes

look like two mysterious

Dark pools of seaweed

floating in the water

attracting men like sirens

Ahoy, Matey...she mermad!🤬🧜‍♀️

announcing loudly as she

plunged deep into waves

flipping her tail provocatively

seems a tad fishy 🐟 🤔

that she went to

such great lengths to

get his undivided attention

which she desperately wanted

she was finntastic afterall

and chartered a boat

just to cause envy

but instead she crashed

, stranding her alone again

Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ though she floated

right to an island

Gilligan's Island 🏝 of course

and Gilligan saw her

the skipper did too

but then they ran

confused 😕 and scared too

find Ginger and MaryAnn

who were hiding inside

the millionaires hut 🛖 ofcourse

where else would you

go to crash in-style

except if you went

to the graveyard where

the bodies were buried

along with their secrets

never to make the

sunlight again after they

got off the island

if they ever did

but they were afraid

of past failed attempts

and the damn sharks!

that circled their feet

gently nibbling their toes

and their dangling fingers

so they swam faster

in those past attempts

to get free from

all that kinda stuff

they did whatever was

On the island now

things were getting weird

wearing bedazzled grass skirts

and coconuts as bras

causing such a scene

at the local jail

they were everyones darlings

and yet also noones

take home to mom girls.

That hadn't even occurred

when they thought about

doing the wild thing

it was not possible

for them to explain

as the night sank

like a 🚢 ship's anchor ⚓️

into the dark waters

of her fiery eyes

straight to her soul

needing some serious redecorating 🧐

right on the other

side of the bed

hand she wondered why

the decorator was furious 😠

the decor was terrible

It was his fault

for decorating while drunk

so he fired himself

and hired someone better

Who screwed it up

worse than it was

a real shit show

but there was hope

not very much though

enough to keep trying

but barely even that

and she struggled to

see how it's possible

to keep up the

whole zombie kitten exercise

after all, it was

after all, it was

Ridiculously cute yet scary

she knew why

she had to keep

Going to some extent

no matter what happened

the kittens would rule

like they did before

and would right after

the dogs got lost

drooling in their wake

because everyone knows that

dogs drool cats rule

(I love both though)

and the humans are