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Spam emails04:55 May 08 2011
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I was cleaning out my spam email box on yahoo and saw the usual crap ads for enlarging my penis (amazing since I do not have one!), buying masses of viagra or all the hot oriental girls that evidently want to get to know me. (Alas, ladies, I do not bat for that team.) Then I saw something else.
"Let Satan into your life."
Wow. THAT stood out from the bunch. The sender was Bob, no one I recognized, so I deleted it without reading it. But dang if that didn't send a little shiver down the spine. For all I know, he'a already there, but you don't expect to see that in your emails!
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COMMENTS
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TheSYSTEM
05:21 May 08 2011
He became possessed by too much viagra?
Sovereigns
05:40 May 08 2011
Enlarge your penis for Satan!
birra
06:07 May 08 2011
I answered one of those ads that promised me a bigger cock in days... and this is what I got...
BLOODLIFE
10:05 May 08 2011
Yea, you'd expect Satan to come through the front door, not the mail box!!
Requiem
17:36 May 08 2011
Hey, Satan's allowed to modernized, too. Who do you think invented drive through dentistry and divorces?
RedQueen
19:21 May 08 2011
Not to mention Windows.....
PhoenicianDream
07:01 May 09 2011
Bob is dyslexic. He meant santa.. let santa into your life.