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Spam emails

04:55 May 08 2011
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I was cleaning out my spam email box on yahoo and saw the usual crap ads for enlarging my penis (amazing since I do not have one!), buying masses of viagra or all the hot oriental girls that evidently want to get to know me. (Alas, ladies, I do not bat for that team.) Then I saw something else.



"Let Satan into your life."



Wow. THAT stood out from the bunch. The sender was Bob, no one I recognized, so I deleted it without reading it. But dang if that didn't send a little shiver down the spine. For all I know, he'a already there, but you don't expect to see that in your emails!


COMMENTS

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TheSYSTEM
TheSYSTEM
05:21 May 08 2011

He became possessed by too much viagra?





Sovereigns
Sovereigns
05:40 May 08 2011

Enlarge your penis for Satan!





birra
birra
06:07 May 08 2011

I answered one of those ads that promised me a bigger cock in days... and this is what I got...



Now that's a big cock!




BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
10:05 May 08 2011

Yea, you'd expect Satan to come through the front door, not the mail box!!





Requiem
Requiem
17:36 May 08 2011

Hey, Satan's allowed to modernized, too. Who do you think invented drive through dentistry and divorces?





RedQueen
RedQueen
19:21 May 08 2011

Not to mention Windows.....





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
07:01 May 09 2011

Bob is dyslexic. He meant santa.. let santa into your life.








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