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11:21 Jul 30 2012
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Show me on the doll where they touched you...
was it your no no parts?
Lol.
We have this spiderman doll that an ex roommate's son left for me. He was 14yrs old and wanted to retire it. I was 32yrs old and jumping for joy when he handed him over to me.
I know.
I know.
This stuffed doll is about 3ft. He really is like a little person. All of the places I've posed spiderman...
At the kitchen table with a plate in front of him.
At the kitchen table with an iron and a can of starch.
At the kitchen table with a can of Bud Light.
On the sofa with a remote control in his hand.
On the easy chair with a Spanky's hat on and my shades.
On the other sofa with a knit blankey.
On the sofa in my sexy red top. *growls* ;)
And my personal favorite (and yes, I have a picture of this) On the roommates toilet with a wad of toilet paper in his hand and a penny saver in the other. LOL.
The funny part about that one was that when the roommates had to use the bathroom, they were still leaving him set up like that so other roomies could see it lol.
Finally, one of those rat bastards got me tonight.
I couldn't sleep. I woke up to get something to drink...maybe watch a little something. I saw the outline of a person in the shadows by the sofa. Almost looked like an alien lol. I screamed. Clapped my hand over my mouth and giggled.
Spiderman. DAMMIT!
Lol.
Some unrelated side notes:
The cat gave me another gift.
Nooooo. Not another corn dog lmao.
A headless rat.
Awwwwww. Whudddda gooooood kitty. :)
Idiot VR user rated me a 1.
Let me guess, the ex's friend?
Dude, you are really REACHING. Lol.
Now it's just sad lol.
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Fizbop
19:23 Jul 31 2012
If only he could talk what horrors would he tell lol
DestroyingAngel
20:15 Jul 31 2012
You fucker lol. :P