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I've had my head in the sand what with running this business full time for seven years now so I guess I'm late to your narrative so please let me see if I have this right: We're supposed to be impressed that you now want to be running things, after wanting guaranteed success and telling me that what I was doing was going to be hard?

You seem lost, mistaken, confused. You think I'm some kind of secretary? I'm the owner. Everything you touch was built by me, every sale you get excited for was made by me, and I didn't do it on the encouragement and guarantees you seem unable to function without. In fact, you were the monkey on my back from the beginning telling me it wasn't going to work.

Why don't you just take a seat and wait for work to be handed to you?