The best Halloween costume ever!
I'll let "DarknessandShadows" have the last word. I would call him by his real name but I can't remember it, if he ever told me. That's not me being mean or rude, just honest. I really don't remember his name and if you told me your actual birth name and I forgot I am sorry. I'm terrible with names.
His last word:
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Oie! So dramatic.
As a token of good will I'm taking down any entry that was negative dealing with the late unpleasantness. It just doesn't make sense to keep them up.
"Cum is like after-birth, it's only good when fresh."
Your Medical Lesson for the day is on "Digital Stimulation"
Ever need to make poopy but can't? Ate a whole large cheese pizza by yourself and now regretting it? Well, try Digi-stim!
Simply place a well lubed finger up your bum and twirl it around, going back and forth. This will promote peristalsis (the rhythmic motion your intestines make) and after several minutes should allow you to pass your brown goo.
This is an actual medical treatment lol
Or you could use a variation of this to make your BF love you for life ;)
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ewwwwww im not reading this journal anymore lol
Sick...sick sick sick....last line even sicker but most likely true. LOL
Or , ...eat a bucket of chicken from KFC.
I'll pick the latter - thank you.
A bit of Epsom salt in an 8 oz glass of warm water, will soften stool as well, though not as fast(or envasive).
"it look, tastes and smells"... like a pile of dead fish that's been in the sun too long and covered in vomit!
Just for you "voo" :)
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Much like Russian caviar, fine aged single malt scotch and hand rolled Cuban cigars, it is something that defies its simplicity of shape, texture and scent, but to the connoisseur it is without question the best thing in life :)
*Sighs*...I know my cooking is'nt the best, but...
What. Did the oleman try and cook for you doc ?
*Sports joke*
A child's parents are getting divorced. The lawyer asks the kid if he wants to live with his mom or dad. The kid replies, "I wanna stay with the Titans, at least they don't beat anyone."
:) You may laugh now.
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lol isnt that the sad truth?
Tisk tisk
A while back I got into a debate about the Moon, well it was really a slaughter with me using facts and the other person spouting off utter bull, in the forums (yours truly winning of course).
The issue was whether or not the Moon was hollow. Now obviously anyone actually suggesting that is either completely mad and/or has zero scientific education but I was more than willing to show how insane this individual was.
Out of my many arguments I forgot to bring up one that's much simpler.
If the Moon was formed from the Earth via the "giant impact theory" or formed in the same manor as other planets and regular moons at one point it would have been molten. Now, when things are liquid materials that are heavier than others tend to sink and the lighter elements rise to the top.
With this in mind we can deduce that the Moon is solid and that it's outer layer is less dense than it's core.
Since we know the lunar surface density, the diameter of the Moon and it's gravitational properties we can calculate how much material it would need to have to be solid.
From the Moons diameter and gravitational properties we can figure out it's weight and relative density. Since we know the density of it's surface rock and that lighter elements float we can determine how much of it's lighter material it would take to give off the same gravimetric readings.
If the Moon were hollow the only material it would be made of would be what makes up the surface. However if you run the numbers you'll find that even if the entire Moon was made up of only the type of materials at it's surface it's diameter would have to be much larger..which it isn't.
Therefore the Moon had to have been molten at one point and as we all know liquid flows toward the centre of gravity, which for the Moon happens to be it's centre.
Just a bit of randomness for you :)
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The moon is hollow and little green men play basketball in the center of the moon with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
Everyone with any sense knows the moon isn't hollow. It's made of green cheese.
Guys seriously, haven't you learned to not let Viridian bother you? Go look up "lulz" and then you'll figure it out.
He's not a jackass he just likes to have fun with people. BUT if you react in a certain way, giving him the power to upset you etc then he'll get all pissy, make fun of you etc. The more negatively you act toward him the more fun he's having, if you don't like it then stop feeding him what he wants.
He's called me all kinds of bad names and I've done the same to him yet he's not on my blocked list nor I his.
Do I exactly agree with how he spends his time? No not really. Which is worse spending your time making fun of people or bitching about someone like him?...get the idea? But it isn't that big a deal and he can be a somewhat nice guy.
It's the internet people not life.
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The internet is the lifevein of the universe, son
I haven't let him 'bother' me. He's not on my block list list and I am not on his... however I won't ignore him, because I'm supposed to be paying attention. He's surely not the first or last troll here.
Scratch that 2nd 'list' :P
viridiandick is a JOKE
Imagesinwords pays SPECIAL attention to me - Visiting Purgatory and editing threads / removing them and posts; because she just don't like meh.
She religous and cool and not afraid of anything
Me: yes but you're a flawed person so your phone is flawed, therefore I can't know about it since "to know everything is the be perfect" and if i knew all about your not-perfectness I would then be imperfect, which we both know is impossible
K: that kinda enraged my prostate too
Me: hawt!
K: ew
Me: whats ew about a prostate?
K: nothing...
Me: w/o it i wouldn't like your wee in my bum!
K: lol wow...it's like a child writing a porn novel
Me: haha
He would know all about kids writing porno lmao
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atyourwindow
21:00 Oct 31 2009
it might catch on lol
ToiletDuc
22:09 Oct 31 2009
And here I was expecting Dick-in-a-Box.
Oceanne
22:51 Nov 06 2009
Youngest pope of all time!!..Handsome too.