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19:33 Apr 30 2026
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Nerd joke:
Helium walks into a bar and attempts to order a drink.
The bartender says, "We don't serve Noble gasses here."
He doesn't react.
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Slain
11:54 May 01 2026
I appreciate this. Thanks.
birra
14:10 May 01 2026
I told that to my partner last night. She groaned and shook her head. Then called me a nerd.
I said, if I ever actually did stand-up, that would be the first joke I'd tell at the start of my set. If it gets laughs, I know I can tell more intelligent jokes. If it gets looks of bewilderment, nothing but dick jokes for the rest of the night.