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19:33 Apr 30 2026
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Nerd joke:

Helium walks into a bar and attempts to order a drink.

The bartender says, "We don't serve Noble gasses here."

He doesn't react.


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Slain
Slain
11:54 May 01 2026

I appreciate this. Thanks.





birra
birra
14:10 May 01 2026

I told that to my partner last night. She groaned and shook her head. Then called me a nerd.

I said, if I ever actually did stand-up, that would be the first joke I'd tell at the start of my set. If it gets laughs, I know I can tell more intelligent jokes. If it gets looks of bewilderment, nothing but dick jokes for the rest of the night.





 

02:34 Apr 30 2026
Times Read: 119


I did it!

The magic page count!

Real vampires love Vampire Rave.

Only took 19 years, 11 months, and 4 days....


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