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16:49 Mar 20 2009
Times Read: 560
Tweety Bird
is 60 years old
this week!
It happens
to all of us...
: )
Now
Good Morning
&
Have A Nice Day!
Schultz Philosophy16:29 Mar 17 2009
Times Read: 570
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of Miss America .
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners .
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3.. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with ..
Easier?
The lesson:
The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care
Best Irish Joke in a long Time !!!
22:10 Mar 16 2009
Times Read: 579
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Damn' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,
'Damn,
'Damn !'
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
'By'Jeebers.... I'm a little crocked,' he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No damn' way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ' Damn it ' and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?'
Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was really crocked. But how'd you know?'
'Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub.
TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE.17:01 Mar 13 2009
Times Read: 593
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
22:19 Mar 11 2009
Times Read: 608
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of
first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're assholes!!
A Little Men Bashing
17:44 Mar 05 2009
Times Read: 641
1. Men are like
Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.
2
Men are like.
Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like
Weather
Nothing can be done to change
them.
4.
Men are like
Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5.
Men are like
Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6. Men are like
Commercials
You can't believe a word they
say.
7.
Men are like
Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.
Men are like
Government Bonds
.... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9.
Men are like
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10.
Men are like
Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.
Men are like
Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.
Men are like
Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.
Men are like
Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
Recieved this from a friend, HMMMMMM
17:20 Mar 02 2009
Times Read: 669
God's Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class w hen he came in he looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.
So,He sent me.'
17:12 Mar 02 2009
Times Read: 670
An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'
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COMMENTS
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BLOODLIFE
17:44 Mar 20 2009
LOL ... poor Tweety .. lol
BornfromDeath
12:17 Mar 23 2009
i feel the same way in the mornings sometimes....LOL
Theban
17:20 May 08 2009
I feel like this every morning ^^