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I wish I was this quick00:17 Aug 17 2009
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I was supervising a construction project when I was approached by a guy off the street, apparently down on his luck. He was looking for work. I asked him if he could read structural drawings. He assured me that he could, so I decided to test him.
'Right,' I said, 'What's the difference between a joist and a girder?'
'Well,' he replied slowly, 'Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust.'
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birra
03:28 Aug 17 2009
o.O
Joli
19:06 Aug 18 2009
NICE!
MasterInfection0913
18:35 Feb 09 2010
now that sir...deserves a giggle.
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