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PRIVATE ENTRY

03:10 Apr 27 2009
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Dear Sirs,

00:31 Apr 26 2009
Times Read: 983


Please get a hold of your obscene levels of horniness when out in public.


Your immediate attention to this matter is most appreciated.


Sincerely,

The Management.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
00:35 Apr 26 2009

*shudder*





Isis101
Isis101
04:05 Apr 26 2009

Amen! LOL!





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
14:20 Apr 28 2009

Isn't getting a hold of themselves in public part of the problem?





 

FEMA for the rest of us?

17:32 Apr 22 2009
Times Read: 1,026


In my latest tax notification the IRS sent a little memo stating that if I've suffered from some disaster and am having trouble paying my taxes I can file for disaster relief....


...does having to deal with the IRS in the first place count as suffering from a disaster?


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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
17:42 Apr 22 2009

hahahaha! You know in a weird way I like reading you talk about your taxes. It gets me to thinking of strategies (sp?) meh, about how to keep better track or how better to hide etc.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
17:43 Apr 22 2009

Oh hey, before I forget. Your journal categories are on the Perdiodic table right?





birra
birra
17:43 Apr 22 2009

I want to hide... everything from the government.



They already stick their noses up too far and their hands in too deep... you know?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
17:49 Apr 22 2009

hmmm... that's something a tea partier would say. I'm watchin' you, er, I mean.. THEY're watchin' you.





Morrigon
Morrigon
18:07 Apr 22 2009

Mmmm up far.... in deep...





Isis101
Isis101
21:07 Apr 22 2009

Whoa...I saw 'IRS' here and it caught my eye...I hate this particular gov't entity with a passion right now. So, to answer your question, YEs in having to deal with them in the first place!





moonkissed
moonkissed
14:26 Apr 23 2009

oooo i hope so :)





 

03:34 Apr 22 2009
Times Read: 1,041


Why is it my mind makes up words instead of reading what is there?


Is it because what it makes up makes more sense?


How did the screen name CereBralAssassin69 become in my mind at first glance CerealBreakfast69?


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:53 Apr 22 2009

i saw it as "CareBearAssassin69" which is infinitely better than my lame-o name.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
17:22 Apr 22 2009

You mean like Blackhershey too ;)





birra
birra
17:36 Apr 22 2009

I still see your name as BlackHershey... every time.





NightBlossom
NightBlossom
22:05 Apr 22 2009

There is one, evilbitchgp, that I ALWAYS see as evilhiccup.



I have yet to figure out why.





moonkissed
moonkissed
14:26 Apr 23 2009

LOL! no comment.





 

Ass Pennies...

14:15 Apr 13 2009
Times Read: 1,078


...these might be the pennies I pay them with...


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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
15:06 Apr 13 2009

lol! Yup sounds like a plan alright.





moonkissed
moonkissed
07:13 Apr 16 2009

LMAO!!!





 

Never trust the government...

22:50 Apr 12 2009
Times Read: 1,098


....apparently I made a mistake on a withholding tax two years ago... the IRS believes I owe them a penalty and interest from this and they'll be damned if they're not going to collect. They even sent an agent to knock on the door of my house last week with the apparent intent of collecting this debt...


...the amount they claim I owe...


$167


Yes. $167.


Now mind you I'm not deliberately keeping this from them... honestly with the amount of miscalculations, misapplications and general trouble they seem to have with each and every 941 payment I make to them, following their instructions to the letter... and the resulting flow of paperwork from each issue they have, I think I probably just missed this one.


But from a logical point of view... how much did it cost them to send an agent out to the wrong address to attempt to collect this? How much does it cost every time they mishandle the payments I do make? Taxes are taxes, no? Our taxes pay for the government services and personnel to handle (or mishandle) all of this...


...not to mention how much it costs me every time I have to take the time to research and respond to their mistakes...


...and here they are giving away $700 Billion of our tax dollars to larger companies so they can... fix the issues they themselves were the sole cause of. Stay afloat and keep their executives comfortable in private jets with million-dollar bonuses... while they make a small business sweat over $167.


Fucking ridiculous.


The "revenue officer" that came knocking on my door wants either a phone or face-to-face meeting on Wednesday. I think I'll go prepared to pay the debt, in full....


....I wonder how heavy $167 in pennies is... I better bring a 2-wheel lift...


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CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
22:54 Apr 12 2009

Bring it in stamps, lol.





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:02 Apr 12 2009

HAH!



I want to hulk smash them. I know it's not an easy job to have, what with the mandatory selling of your soul before they give you a name tag...



make sure to meet with them in your underwear, a long sleeve shirt, and dark socks..



Like you're wearing now. I like it.





sahahria
sahahria
00:41 Apr 13 2009

and the pennies... too bad we don't still have half pence...





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
15:10 Apr 13 2009

You might ask for an extension because you have not got your refund check yet...lol. Say it is part of an internal economic stimulus deal you have with congress and is earmarked for something like half a PS3 which in turn further stimulates the economy by purchasing product...heh. Yay for bloated gov...





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
16:17 Apr 13 2009

IRS sucks monkeys nuts.



Been there, done that.



Look- IRS agent on fire. Anyone got some gas?



Really...



*shuts mouth and gives a low growl*



Hate them.





artemka
artemka
10:58 Apr 16 2009

In the UK a cheque (¿US check?) can be written on anything ... napkins and so on



How long can it take to write a cheque on a horse ?





Isis101
Isis101
21:10 Apr 22 2009

Be happy...they say I owe $500 for an error done on my 2006 taxes...as I'm unemployed right now, I guess they think that I can squeeze money from a rock...








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