In honor of Monday being Dyngus Day, dinner tonight will be butter fried perogies.
If you don't know what Dyngus Day is, let's just call it by the name it should be referred to:
"Happy Day After Easter, Lent is Over, It's Great to be a Polack in Buffalo, Now Let's Drink Ourselves Silly Day."
Does any other city celebrate Dyngus Day like it is Mardi Gras?
Women with a false sense of sexual modesty amuse the hell out of me.
J: She said something about her dachshund jumping into her face. You know, that must be like getting dick slapped by Ron Jeremy.
I'm going to do a whole lot of resting on my trip this weekend....
....just to come back here and jump right back into the busy.
...you know, I need my sleep. At least eight hours every day....
....and ten hours every night.
I wish I could get that much sleep. I can't tolerate any more than 6 hours of sleep. Once I'm awake, I'm awake and I can never get back to sleep. Mrs Thothy tries to get me to go to bed before 11pm all the time.
I just can't do it. There's nothing worse than waking up, ready to start the day at 5am.... on a Saturday.
Glad I captured what I did...
Am I the only one upset by the fact Google Translate doesn't include braille and morse code?
Common'. Admit it. That would be FUCKING awesome.
Sometimes when the shoe fits, even if you don't want to wear it, someone will put it on you.
I wonder if anyone has told you that....
The humor is never lost on me.
Nor is the irony.
Nor is the hypocrisy.
But mostly, I laugh at the humor. The inadvertent kind, blended with irony, is always the funniest.
Long day of flying. I didn't feel like buying dinner and I knew I had cleared out most of the food in my house.
...there's always sauce in the freezer. Pasta it is. Comforts of home...
Here's to those brave souls that claim to be open minded, yet show little tolerance for anything that deviates from their own opinions, beliefs, values or preferences, but instead rail against those others in passive-aggressive on-line tirades!
You really are the vanguard making the world a better place!
It's like being high. So much positive energy. I've been missing this for so long, so consumed by so much negativity.
This is why I made those changes in the first place.
Life, meant for living. And I am.
Standing at the coffee & creamer counter, trying to get a napkin.
Woman: Sorry, did you need creamer? Am I in your way?
Me: No, just a napkin, thanks.
W: You don't put anything in your coffee?
W: Typical Chicagoan.
M: Umm.. no, I just landed here to catch another flight. I'm not from Chicago.
W: Well, still. Seems to be a Chicago thing, drinking your coffee black.
M: I just... like.. coffee to be coffee.
W: But it's still weird.
M: .... Ok. Have a nice day then.
Lady, I'm sure there are a thousand other reasons I can give you to consider me weird. The way I drink my coffee is way, WAY low on that list.
She don't know you like we know you....
If she did, she'd RUN.....
I don't think running was on her agenda. Except to the buffet...
Oh dear God, do not get me stared on your list of weird. hehe
Not in public, at least. You know too much about me, G!
Oh yeah... I can tell this is going to be a WHOLE lot of fun going forward...
Anyway, today I get to wish Happy Birthday to a special little girl that is turning one!
I can almost guarantee my Facebook page will be covered in photos of cuteness.