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...another one with a sinus and ear infection.



I guess when every day they both put the same Lego's in their mouths to pull them apart, the germ sharing is facilitated....

...and it just feels so similar.



FEH.



I'm heading out of town next week for a vendor conference. A much needed break from the routine.

Do any women out there read Cosmo? Seriously.



...so I ran to the store tonight to get a couple things I need for dinner tomorrow night.



Standing in line at the checkouts and just breezing over the trashazine headlines, Cosmo's cover caught my eye. It could have been the cleavage... ok, it was the cleavage. Anyway, one of the headlines on the cover was "What is he really thinking about during sex?"



Ladies, if you need this question answered by a magazine... You need to communicate with your partner more.



The answer probably falls into categories, depending on age and relationship status...



But I digress... I fear my jaded and cynical attitude will start to shine through...



Really though, the article has to be good for a laugh. If anyone has it, please post it.

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CryingMist
03:26 Oct 28 2009

I dont read any magazine, I don't like them so I never do or read those quiz or interviews, as for the question, simple during sex I think of sex.

Thinking of something else would be kind of wierd, it would be like driving in a rush hour at hight speed then start to talk on the cell while putting make up...and hope you don't kill anyone.



When you cook, you think of the ingredient and the cooking, when you drive you think of your driving and the ones aorund you to avoid getting kill or killing anyone...



same with sex.



No offence intended. Simple logic.



PS if you can't stop thinking of something else, then go solo for a while and see if like Vulcans after 7 years without it, you still think of something else ^^

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birra
03:45 Oct 28 2009

You know, I mostly agree with you... except... when I'm driving or cooking... I'm usually thinking about sex.

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Noggin, meet the Wii controller - Wii controller, this is a noggin.



Basic .025 second summary of what happens when a 4 year old ignores repeated warnings to not run around his brother & sister while they're playing Wii tennis...



Good thing he's still rubber.

Mmmm... pepper and garlic.



So, yeah... I can relate to that story in a way.



Or... er.. wait. No, I really can't.



But this is some damn good rice.



*sigh*

Ok, can we add to the "things I hate" list that has never existed on my profile?



How about...



I hate VR Profiles that take 3 days to load



I hate VR Profiles that lock up my browser



I hate personal websites that not only lock up my browser but even lock up the track-point on my laptop.



*ahem*



I have a really good web designer working here that can fix ALL of those things...



...and we accept Visa, MasterCard and PayPal.



Thank you.

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faeriemoon
22:33 Oct 20 2009

oh shut up and drink some 12 yr old scotch. ;)

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HAWK2K
22:46 Oct 20 2009

gee.... was that a thinnly vailed attempt to promote a certain website developmant/hosting company??????



:P



If not.... I would like to recommend Aspire Technology Solutions .



they do awesome work!



:D

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NocturnalMistress
00:50 Oct 21 2009

I couldn't agree more..



Aspire- A great company!!



:D



Ask Mickey ;)

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Irony
14:51 Oct 21 2009

I hate VR profiles.



I was going to write more but realised it would probably be redundant:P Having said that, I would love it if someone were to make a program that electrocuted anyone putting one of those pop up click windows on their profile. It reminds me of a really annoyign error message:(

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voodoochile
18:14 Oct 21 2009

~grins~ Simple is best. People will read even 8pt text if you are interesting or have a good story...

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It isn't about changing the essence of who I am... it is about changing the little things that will improve my life.



Finding what will truly make me happy and making the changes to myself and my life that will get me there.



I might spend my whole life searching for that.



I just find it hard to accept at my age I still haven't figured some of these things out.

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Joli
21:53 Oct 18 2009

You already have. You just don't give yourself enough credit.

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NocturnalMistress
21:55 Oct 18 2009

Unfortunately there is no guide to happiness.



We, ourselves, can only determine happiness through trail and error and learning what makes ourselves happy and going from there.



I hope you find what you are looking for, it will come to you, maybe when you least expect it to.

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voodoochile
11:14 Oct 19 2009

It is the journey not the destination and you are doing well along the way my friend.

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NocturnalMistress
00:51 Oct 21 2009

Trial not Trail.



I just realized I misspelled that. :(

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...not sure how to change these parts of me. Perhaps they're the worst parts of me.



Sometimes, I wonder if it is indeed me that needs to change in the first place.

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MyArmyMyMilitaryMyLife
17:11 Oct 18 2009

You should never try to change yourself.

Why should you need to?

Being you is what makes you an individual.

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Morrigon
19:43 Oct 18 2009

You should always be on the lookout to change and better yourself.



Even if a tree has deep roots, it must be willing to bend in the wind or it will break.

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Vampirewitch39
23:53 Oct 18 2009

You can't accept anything in life till you can accept yourself.



What will it take to accept yourself?



Me- you- same boat I think.

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...last conference call of the project.



Brad is still a douche.



Shame this is all ending. They're debating FedEx numbers and how to ship equipment back to the vendor... I've never heard such a disorganized, uninformed conversation... no one knows, and Brad, being the leader, has no answers.



Glad to see nothing has changed.



And I can guarantee much of the decision by the vendor to drop this contract rests with the failure of their main contact with the contractor...



...Brad.



So inept. Such a horrible manager. So unable to actually be a team leader and work with other people...



He has no clue... still no clue at all.



I can't even imagine how he got hired to begin with... but now he's going to be back into the job market.



Buyer beware.

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NocturnalMistress
22:30 Oct 08 2009

*shakes her nocturnal head*

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Viridian
17:15 Oct 09 2009

Yeah - Some people are unbelievable; I have awesome leadership and organisational skills, yet I have no degree in anything worthwhile.



It sux

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...I know my company is a prospective customer to you and you want to be friendly and energetic...



...but since we JUST started working together, perhaps keeping emails a little more professional than emotes and "lol's" as punctuation would be appropriate.



Just saying.

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ThothLestat
19:19 Oct 05 2009

wow... ya gotta love Web 2.0

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birra
20:06 Oct 05 2009

This is why I hate Facebook and MySpace as business networking tools.



People have started to think it is ok to use text shorthand and crap like "lol" in business communications.



It is not. Not to me it isn't.

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sahahria
23:08 Oct 05 2009

Shit. I'm screwed. O.o

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faeriemoon
06:04 Oct 06 2009

It's not professional and the fact that they are doing it sends a message they're probably not intending to send.



Emoticons and "lol" should be reserved for your friends and family not potential business clients.

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NocturnalMistress
21:25 Oct 06 2009

Wow.



I only use it for friends- :P



But if I am sending a professional email, I leave those out and I use proper grammar, spelling, and I spell all the words out.



:)

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...I just saw the screen name "Schnickerfritz" and at first glance read it to be...



"Shockerfist."



I must be thinking about German porn or something...

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madamefate
04:18 Oct 04 2009

that's one german porn I"m not sure I want to see that!!!

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I keep seeing Joli's kismet as left-brain word fullofshit.



Not funny.