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...I do. I have a rant. It is important.



It isn't going here...

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Isis101
03:18 Sep 28 2011

Bait us all and leave us hangin'. What a tease...

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Sulks
14:09 Sep 28 2011

Well, hope whatever it was is better now.

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...like mango, pear and kumquat.



Or something.



I need to write some poetry... but this is the wrong section.



Ok... here it goes.





Fuck you

Fuck you

Suck a tailpipe

Until you're blue

You should die

Say bye-bye

Don't let the noose

Rip you in two

Lives aren't owed

Not yours to hold

So we will live ours

And you can go sit on a wrought iron fence post and rotate

Skip the lube





Crap, the last part didn't rhyme at all.



Oh well... we'll see if I get penalized for that, too.

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Morrigon
01:52 Sep 21 2011

Is this what you were doing while I was washing the dishes???

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birra
02:47 Sep 21 2011

Yes. Productive?

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captainglobehead
13:47 Sep 21 2011

Priceless.

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Sulks
18:31 Sep 21 2011

I don't care that skip the lube don't rhyme, it's the perfect line and a quote that I may have to borrow. Nice one! :P

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sahahria
18:54 Sep 22 2011

How about:



Skip the lube as you do



Meh, I tried...

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brileybeauford666
23:59 Sep 24 2011

THIS IS AWESOME! (I hate when greeting cards and poetry rhyme. Even when it's my own poetry)

So I'm totally cool with unrhymed ending.

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Isis101
03:19 Sep 28 2011

LMAO!

I needed to laugh...thank you!

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Almost like a skipping record...

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Requiem
02:58 Sep 18 2011

Yes. I regularly blunt an emo by shaving my legs with it. :)

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Niflheim
01:22 Sep 19 2011

Ironically, some people are just dying to know...



LOL

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...it is the only way to describe this.

...It was a long day. I just saw the name brokenangeltia and thought the name was brokengenitalia...



I need a beer.

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Sulks
00:25 Sep 10 2011

yup. Have a beer.

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Isis101
00:41 Sep 10 2011

Ha Ha!

Skip the beer man...have three shots of tequila.

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brileybeauford666
00:51 Sep 10 2011

No, you need Jose. Better visions at the bottom of that bottle.

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...Morri is digging the eyeballs out of a broken doll she bought at the thrift store this morning... and it is totally making me wince...

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Requiem
19:16 Sep 05 2011

Hahahahaha!

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Vampirewitch39
20:51 Sep 05 2011

hahaha.. I can't wait to see what she is going to do with it. :)

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