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22:22 Apr 28 2023
Times Read: 165


Nonconsensual tentacles is the best (and only one) so far.

Who has better?

Strangest or most unusual Porn Hub search terms - go!


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xGoreGasmx
xGoreGasmx
22:24 Apr 28 2023

Animalistic Hentai Bondage





UnfilteredPoison
UnfilteredPoison
22:50 Apr 28 2023

And me over here being curious by nature secretly looking this stuff up. Lmao o.O





666sheol666
666sheol666
22:54 Apr 28 2023

Mushroom penis





Drayton
Drayton
23:21 Apr 28 2023

Midget clown helicopter





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
04:33 Apr 29 2023

Radishes , G spot feather duster.

Icecream carrot whips





UnfilteredPoison
UnfilteredPoison
07:12 Apr 29 2023

*head desk laughing and wheezing out a lung*





birra
birra
22:21 Apr 30 2023

Wait, I think VW might be winning this round.

Although Midget Clown Helicopter is a really good one.





birra
birra
22:22 Apr 30 2023

Unfiltered: we get nowhere in life if we lack curiosity.





 

22:27 Apr 25 2023
Times Read: 206


Give me your most creative and/or unusual Porn Hub search terms...

And go!


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vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
22:30 Apr 25 2023

nonconsensual tentacles





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
22:45 Apr 25 2023

Now normally, I can at least participate in your journals but this time... I can't. I must be boring because porn is not my thing so I wouldn't even begin to know an answer. lol.

Non-consensual tentacles!?! That's a thing!?!





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
22:47 Apr 25 2023

I am gonna hide now lol





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
22:54 Apr 25 2023

LMAO! Why? No need to hide! You answered the question and brought conversation to the entry! Birra asked and got what he asked for! LOL!





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
23:04 Apr 25 2023

In other words be careful what one asks for





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
23:07 Apr 25 2023

Never been on Porn Hub.





UnfilteredPoison
UnfilteredPoison
00:06 Apr 26 2023

🤔





Elemental
Elemental
00:37 Apr 26 2023

There's a porn hub???





birra
birra
22:21 Apr 28 2023

It's a conversation starter, people.

Nonconsensual tentacles. I like that. Not sure I've ever truly seen consensual tentacles....





 

22:50 Apr 24 2023
Times Read: 226


Busy day yesterday led to a tired and draggin' my ass through another Monday today.

This health shit needs to get fixed...


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14:53 Apr 23 2023
Times Read: 237


Why am I awake?

Nothing should start before noon on a Sunday.


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Elemental
Elemental
23:02 Apr 23 2023

I agree





 

14:13 Apr 22 2023
Times Read: 251


What a week.

Co-worker got shot on the job. That is how it kicked off.

What the fuck is wrong with this nation?


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TheRat
TheRat
15:53 Apr 22 2023

OH MY GOD! Is he going to be ok? Are YOU Ok?





Elemental
Elemental
16:27 Apr 22 2023

Ack....what Rat said.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
22:14 Apr 22 2023

Holy crap! That is awful! I hope the co- worker is ok and that you are ok!





birra
birra
14:51 Apr 23 2023

Yeah, he's ok. Fortunately the bullet didn't hit anything vital. He was just out in the field doing his job and someone tried to rob him.

Our society is fucked.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
21:12 Apr 23 2023

That is for sure! I am glad he is ok!





 

17:20 Apr 17 2023
Times Read: 283


I am so tired from everything I had to yesterday that I'm seriously considering pulling a Costanza and sleeping under my desk at work.


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15:18 Apr 15 2023
Times Read: 303


Taking some time this Saturday morning to fuck off and do nothing for a while.

I have a lot I have to do.

But fuck, I need some down time too.


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:03 Apr 15 2023

Enjoy the fucking off time. We all need it.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
21:02 Apr 16 2023

I did that yesterday as well. I unplugged and never even turned on my laptop... spent the day with my hubby and son and just enjoyed life. :) We all need that time and it's important we allow ourselves to take it.





birra
birra
17:18 Apr 17 2023

My down time is almost always time alone.

I find that whenever you're with someone - anyone - there's always expectations





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:20 Apr 17 2023

Birra I agree. Why I refuse to move into homestead. I just need my own space, decompress





birra
birra
22:05 Apr 17 2023

Absolutely. My solitude is sacred. Sometimes perverted, but always sacred.





 

15:34 Apr 11 2023
Times Read: 319


This job gets more boring every day.

Hopefully I'll get to work from home more often soon. At least then I won't have to do everything from my phone to kill time.


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14:20 Apr 10 2023
Times Read: 338


"He Is Risen!"

- Christians on Easter

Also - erectile dysfunction medication advertisements every other day of the year.


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
16:24 Apr 10 2023

LOL





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
18:53 Apr 10 2023

LMAO!





 

14:48 Apr 08 2023
Times Read: 372


Looks like today might be a nice day.

At least sitting at my desk, the sun shining through the windows is warming the room.

Making a movie in August. Looking forward to it.


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
15:22 Apr 08 2023

Oh, what kind?

Housework for me, laundry. And my heat keeps kicking on, must be cold out.





birra
birra
15:50 Apr 08 2023

What kind of movie? That is yet to be determined. It is part of a competition, and you don't find out the requirements until the competition starts. Then you have 48 hours to make the movie.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
17:31 Apr 08 2023

Ohhhh! I can't wait to hear more about it when the time comes!





birra
birra
22:33 Apr 08 2023

It's fun. This will be my 4th year leading a team.





 

16:54 Apr 07 2023
Times Read: 391


I mean, honestly, no one ever listens to me. That's never going to change.


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:08 Apr 07 2023

Wait...did you say something? ;)





birra
birra
14:45 Apr 08 2023

I know that's sarcasm, but seriously... takes me back to my business days when people would ask for tech advice, completely ignore my advice, and then call because what they did didn't work....





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
15:23 Apr 08 2023

That will never change. Its human natural.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
15:27 Apr 08 2023

Nature. I suck at phone keyboard, auto correct is killing it.





birra
birra
15:49 Apr 08 2023

I hate doing anything on my phone. Back in my travel days I had a phone with an actual keyboard. It was easy to use. This touch screen bullshit is bullshit.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
17:31 Apr 08 2023

I despise doing anything "online" with my phone as well. It has to be some sort of freaky weird emergency for me to sign on to the site from my phone.





birra
birra
22:34 Apr 08 2023

Exactly. This site is particularly challenging on mobile





 

16:24 Apr 07 2023
Times Read: 395


But of course, as I said....


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16:04 Apr 07 2023
Times Read: 400


This vacation hasn't exactly gone the way I wanted it to.

Halfway through it and again, life just finds ways of creating shit when things looked positive for a change....


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19:20 Apr 05 2023
Times Read: 426


Hot damn!


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
18:27 Apr 06 2023

This is my jam?





birra
birra
16:03 Apr 07 2023

Bam ba lam





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
19:32 Apr 07 2023

Oh black Betty?





birra
birra
14:46 Apr 08 2023

Apparently that is what it is turning into.





 

16:40 Apr 05 2023
Times Read: 432


Off of work today.

Checked in of course to make sure things are ok, but otherwise, it has been a glorious morning of bathing my dog and updating my IMDB account....

....I don't get credit for jack shit apparently.


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23:27 Apr 04 2023
Times Read: 446


Yes! Had to work some OT tonight but now I'm done for five days.

Five days of not having to go to the world's most boring fucking job.


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birra
birra
23:28 Apr 04 2023

Oh yes, I know. "You have a job, you should appreciate it."

I do, I do.

I just appreciate my time away from that job a whole lot more.





 

16:38 Apr 04 2023
Times Read: 457


So what do y'all want to talk about today?


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Deedrah
Deedrah
19:38 Apr 04 2023

Candy!! lol :p





birra
birra
23:26 Apr 04 2023

Candy? You mean, strippers?





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
02:39 Apr 05 2023

Candy is good! lol What is your favorite?





birra
birra
16:39 Apr 05 2023

I don't recall. I've seen many strippers names Candy. Or Candi. Whichever.

Honestly, I don't eat candy so... I dunno. Peanut Butter Cups?





 

19:42 Apr 03 2023
Times Read: 469


I thought I wrote something in my journal this morning. I guess not.

I need a new phone. It has been awful lately.


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02:04 Apr 03 2023
Times Read: 492


I am a photographer.

I was when I was younger too.

I stopped being a photographer in that range in my life when digital was not yet a thing, I was putting too much money, and too much time into doing what I thought I was supposed to do, not what I wanted to do.

I decided many years ago that I was going to stop focusing on other people's expectations, and focus on my own goals. I've been a photographer for over a decade. I've been hired by large corporations, small businesses, I've photographed events, performances, from the ground, from the sky, over cliffs, in urban ruins, created fantasy, photographed fashion, and used my knowledge and skills to help dozens of people further realize their dreams.

I've made movies, became an actor, worked on major film productions...

I'm not dead yet.

This doesn't ever have to stop.


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19:34 Apr 02 2023
Times Read: 505


What if?


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18:32 Apr 01 2023
Times Read: 519


This weather... 50F. Sunny. Actually kind of nice for the first time all year.

Mother Nature's April Fools gag before she slaps us in the face again tonight....


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
06:55 Apr 02 2023

She is off her hormones and throwing temps out like lottery numbers! Her menopausal hot and cold flashes are getting out of hand!





birra
birra
19:29 Apr 02 2023

Totally. Today it's nice and sunny, but the 30F temps can go fuck themselves.





UnfilteredPoison
UnfilteredPoison
21:50 Apr 02 2023

Lol








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