Nonconsensual tentacles is the best (and only one) so far.
Who has better?
Strangest or most unusual Porn Hub search terms - go!
Animalistic Hentai Bondage
And me over here being curious by nature secretly looking this stuff up. Lmao o.O
Midget clown helicopter
Radishes , G spot feather duster.
Icecream carrot whips
*head desk laughing and wheezing out a lung*
Wait, I think VW might be winning this round.
Although Midget Clown Helicopter is a really good one.
Unfiltered: we get nowhere in life if we lack curiosity.
Give me your most creative and/or unusual Porn Hub search terms...
Now normally, I can at least participate in your journals but this time... I can't. I must be boring because porn is not my thing so I wouldn't even begin to know an answer. lol.
Non-consensual tentacles!?! That's a thing!?!
I am gonna hide now lol
LMAO! Why? No need to hide! You answered the question and brought conversation to the entry! Birra asked and got what he asked for! LOL!
In other words be careful what one asks for
Never been on Porn Hub.
There's a porn hub???
It's a conversation starter, people.
Nonconsensual tentacles. I like that. Not sure I've ever truly seen consensual tentacles....
Busy day yesterday led to a tired and draggin' my ass through another Monday today.
This health shit needs to get fixed...
What a week.
Co-worker got shot on the job. That is how it kicked off.
What the fuck is wrong with this nation?
OH MY GOD! Is he going to be ok? Are YOU Ok?
Ack....what Rat said.
Holy crap! That is awful! I hope the co- worker is ok and that you are ok!
Yeah, he's ok. Fortunately the bullet didn't hit anything vital. He was just out in the field doing his job and someone tried to rob him.
Our society is fucked.
That is for sure! I am glad he is ok!
I am so tired from everything I had to yesterday that I'm seriously considering pulling a Costanza and sleeping under my desk at work.
Taking some time this Saturday morning to fuck off and do nothing for a while.
I have a lot I have to do.
But fuck, I need some down time too.
Enjoy the fucking off time. We all need it.
I did that yesterday as well. I unplugged and never even turned on my laptop... spent the day with my hubby and son and just enjoyed life. :) We all need that time and it's important we allow ourselves to take it.
My down time is almost always time alone.
I find that whenever you're with someone - anyone - there's always expectations
Birra I agree. Why I refuse to move into homestead. I just need my own space, decompress
Absolutely. My solitude is sacred. Sometimes perverted, but always sacred.
This job gets more boring every day.
Hopefully I'll get to work from home more often soon. At least then I won't have to do everything from my phone to kill time.
Looks like today might be a nice day.
At least sitting at my desk, the sun shining through the windows is warming the room.
Making a movie in August. Looking forward to it.
Oh, what kind?
Housework for me, laundry. And my heat keeps kicking on, must be cold out.
What kind of movie? That is yet to be determined. It is part of a competition, and you don't find out the requirements until the competition starts. Then you have 48 hours to make the movie.
Ohhhh! I can't wait to hear more about it when the time comes!
It's fun. This will be my 4th year leading a team.
I mean, honestly, no one ever listens to me. That's never going to change.
Wait...did you say something? ;)
I know that's sarcasm, but seriously... takes me back to my business days when people would ask for tech advice, completely ignore my advice, and then call because what they did didn't work....
That will never change. Its human natural.
Nature. I suck at phone keyboard, auto correct is killing it.
I hate doing anything on my phone. Back in my travel days I had a phone with an actual keyboard. It was easy to use. This touch screen bullshit is bullshit.
I despise doing anything "online" with my phone as well. It has to be some sort of freaky weird emergency for me to sign on to the site from my phone.
Exactly. This site is particularly challenging on mobile
But of course, as I said....
This vacation hasn't exactly gone the way I wanted it to.
Halfway through it and again, life just finds ways of creating shit when things looked positive for a change....
Off of work today.
Checked in of course to make sure things are ok, but otherwise, it has been a glorious morning of bathing my dog and updating my IMDB account....
....I don't get credit for jack shit apparently.
Yes! Had to work some OT tonight but now I'm done for five days.
Five days of not having to go to the world's most boring fucking job.
So what do y'all want to talk about today?
Candy!! lol :p
Candy? You mean, strippers?
Candy is good! lol What is your favorite?
I don't recall. I've seen many strippers names Candy. Or Candi. Whichever.
Honestly, I don't eat candy so... I dunno. Peanut Butter Cups?
I thought I wrote something in my journal this morning. I guess not.
I need a new phone. It has been awful lately.
I am a photographer.
I was when I was younger too.
I stopped being a photographer in that range in my life when digital was not yet a thing, I was putting too much money, and too much time into doing what I thought I was supposed to do, not what I wanted to do.
I decided many years ago that I was going to stop focusing on other people's expectations, and focus on my own goals. I've been a photographer for over a decade. I've been hired by large corporations, small businesses, I've photographed events, performances, from the ground, from the sky, over cliffs, in urban ruins, created fantasy, photographed fashion, and used my knowledge and skills to help dozens of people further realize their dreams.
I've made movies, became an actor, worked on major film productions...
I'm not dead yet.
This doesn't ever have to stop.
This weather... 50F. Sunny. Actually kind of nice for the first time all year.
Mother Nature's April Fools gag before she slaps us in the face again tonight....
She is off her hormones and throwing temps out like lottery numbers! Her menopausal hot and cold flashes are getting out of hand!
Totally. Today it's nice and sunny, but the 30F temps can go fuck themselves.
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