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I enjoyed looking at your profile. If I can be of any help please let me know.
I like your cute booty. *joke* :P
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
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Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after
EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You dont always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
Greetings KatherineDee 10 4 u
Greetings,KatherineDee. Have a 9
like the sign KatherineDee
Thanks nice profile, can't say i care for "punk" but i play lead guitar. 10
Nice profile
nice one thr.
You are a kind girl.. so I give you the +10 back! Have a nice day!
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lol!!!! funny pics!!
10 for you awesome profile.... love the pics...going to try and use my banner hope it works if not oh well lol.. feel free to stop in and rate me
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