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Greetings I am Ms LeFaye your Hostess here. 

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS** 

** Welcome have Fun **

** AND REMEMBER DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULD **

*walks in and looks around* Where did everyone go?

*walks to the bar and pours a blue slush...adding a few shots of vodka*

I was having hard time loading
So how do you like poll nazi?
Is it grand!

it is very good indeed! *walks to the bar to pour herself another*

i think we need some music....

LMAO Im stoned =)

how are u mslefaye?

yummy...poll nazi slurpee lol

*enters and looks around on this wonderful new place*
Good evening Dear Mslefaye!
I like it ...and Id also like to taste those slurpees...
(even though I down know what it is)
lol

*walks to the bar, sits on the chair waitning for Mslefaye and lights one cigarett*
Let there be some music please!

=)

walks in, aproaches the bar ...
-Hi ppl... who`s singing first? lol
hm...what shall I drink? Any suggestions?

*turns to Banshee and smiles*
Hello! How are you doing?
What should it be?
Soft or alcoholic?
=))

Oh well...
*walks away*

-I am fine tnx for asking...and You?
...alcoholic ofcourse...i was thinking Baylis or maby the white Russian...hmm, when i think of last night cofee seems to be more apealing wright now.

*orders a pinte of strong black coffie...
- maby i`ll join all of you if this wakes me up...and my head stops hurting like hell!
lol

**Walks in** "Can I have a margarita, ok thx".

*walks in*
Hey everybody! What's up? What?? Karaoke??? Oh, crap. Here goes nothin'.

Happy...birthday to...you.
Happy...birthday...to you.
Happy birthday dear...um...shit. Can I be done now?

Sorry about that
fell asleep for a change not on my keyboard
:Laughing:

God save me! this is the desert why are there rivers of water pouring from the skys.... bad bad bad Tornado.... go somewhere else...!!!! Shit...... Storm Warning...... surrounded by glass..... reminded of horrible lighting storms... sexy when you are inside your house with a cop of chocolate.. right now I am terrified.... X.X i cannot die a virgin!!!

Well hmmm welcome back REdR0se
step into this back room ....
Yes then you shant die virginal
but then I doubt you will die no matter the case
weather is strange and tornadoes fun
remember tempt the fates so they dont become board and pluck out your thread ....

:Hugs REdR0se:

::walks to the bar and orders a drink::
*god i need this.*
::looks around and drinks::

Hello there lustybloodvampyr

have you done the karaoke ?

:Laughs: greetings and welcome
rules are posted
namely have fun :)

*orders a Mojito* mmmmm I wish... alcohol in my system such a rare thing.... it has calmed down some what... everything is just.. gloomy...

:looks around: well I am surely not tending bar
drinks are on there you can order all you like but unless someone bartends its self serve

:laughing: glad weather is calming down for you Redrose

-ok...enough of cofee...
goes to the bar and takes a shot of my dear old pelinkovac...another one please...
*starts dancing...

hello ban sidhe

not going to sing i hope....

*has a poll nazi slurpee. it's green for some reason and not sure why....(drinks it anyway*

Good evening like the new flavour?
:Laughing:

LET THERE BE MUSIC

:: enters, and is happy to see friends!

It is about time I try the poll nazi slurpee, might put a wee bit'o hair on my chest!

eewwwwww
why would anyone WANT hair on their chest?

Aye, tis a manly man I want to be, much like the lumberjack I drained lastnight.
This slurpee ain't half bad!

*cheers her cup with maxx's* yes it is good to have friends around and interesting enough the slurpee is not that bad. LOL

Dragon Sage, Cheers to the new slurpee! Next round's on me!

-walks in and looks around-
Now this is a place for me
-walks to bar and gets a drink-
-sitting down and crossing legs-
Hello everyone. How is everyone?

hello CassandraMeloncoly

Let There be Music

*enters and goes sraight to the bar*
Hello everyone! Enjoying yourselves?
*smiles and orders one guiness...her favourite beer*

Draft or stout tap or bottle dear Thera?

Draft?
Can be....Id like to be on some beach now....
Dont u have a beach here? =), lol.
*lights one*

:hands Thera a dark guiness draft ice cold:
No no beaches here I burn to badly

Well ....and what about a few trees...just to make that right mood =)
*thinks for her self...I know ...*

well if you want plants you have to feed and take care of them
I shant move them
:Laughing:

Ok, Its a deal... =)
*smiles*
I have to thing of some which would fit here...
*walks through the club and works with her imagination...*

ah such strangeness this place is becoming

What about some lil carnivore plant?
*imagines how it will feed itself with drunken ones....hehe*

venus fly traps raised on vampiric blood could be quite interesting....

lol, i messed up my mouse.

poor mouse
:feeds the mouse to the kitty:
there all better now you can get a new one qithout guilt

*Walks in and grabs a bottle of Jose and an orange and slaps $10 on the bar.* "mmmm, so good. I'm already buzzing but wanna get drunk... lol" *Sits on the couch and smokes a B&M,*

Greetings moonlitblood
how are you this day?

I am quite well, MsLefaye. Thank you, Dear. I just need to get drunk drunk drunk... lol.

and why is that moonlitblood?

My first night alone in 3 years... no kids, no husband, that's why.

Yes, Keep the Jose commin! lol

*grabs a mirror and tries to see her aura*

well you can have your beers
:sits and pets her kitty:
mews

sorry cant taste your aura though

*returns*
Hey grls!!
Celebrating hum?
=) Thats cool, can I add too??

Sure, Thera, dear. Jump right in.

Notice with the infrequency of males in channel that this really is becoming succubus club?

:Laughing:

i think its blue-green, haven't tried before...

*holds something little in her hands*
Look Mslefaye! Heres the first one...
Its name will be Silvester.
UUps I forgot to buy some flies!!

I d like something...like...coffe with some liquer..
*goes to bar and put 10 there*

really dark blue from my body out about 1 cm, who knows could be more - dark blue is good

Alright all, I am going to bed. Nice to see ya. I'll see ya all tonight, prolly.

Bye moonlit!!
*waves at her as she walks away*

Thera just feed it your blood

Yes but I thought it would be fine to have some flies poured in blood...
But for now...
*bites her finger...*

well, back up to 60%

hmmm, how can i leave more comments in profiles than i have rated profiles?

:Laughing: no clue there other than perhaps the scripts are a bit messed up?

Ok..male here!

well well, nobody on the karoke machine * sings NIN " i wanna boink you like an animal!" *dances while singing*

Try the nine inch richards version dear
complete with barn yard sounds.....


:LAUGHING!!!!!!:

ohh new slurpees must devoure them

*goes to the slurpee machine and drinks lotsa slurpees*

*gets behind the club mailbox and humps and whinneys like a horse* lol

hmmm who put the acid in her drink this time?

Well...I was not here!!!
*laughing*

*Feeds Silvester*
Eat my lil boy...
OUCH!
*Makes one latte for herself*

ahh yes coffee sounds good think I shall make some expresso
If anyone else would like some say so
:goes about making about a gallon of super strong expresso:

well where'd everyone go?....**looks around..**......**grabs cash register**......um hello?.......walks out.....((evil grrin and wink))......just kidding..**places register back on counter.....grabs an AB + slushee.....and sits down...

::goes up and does a very sad song in karoke and goes back to the bar to drink her sorrows away.:: *goddess life sucks so bad.*

*attempts to mow lawn outside of club, but has to run back in here cause its too cold*

Filiana the lawn is called trees
:Laughhing:
Okay who is messing with the cash register?
We dont have a cash register

ahh well

yea, but theres grass there too ya know. or were you referring to how long the grass is? lol.

i heard there was new slurpies........
any of them really good?

Ahhh yes the Poll Nazi blue is DIVINE!!!

*wakes up from slurpee heaven*

wooohoo now i think im gonna have a lil slupee with bookoo

*dinks slurpee *

*starts spazzing out from all the caffine*

gonna get brain freeze like that

as for the grass its only about knee high
isnt going to .. go to seed for ages

*runs up to random people and asks them for a penny walks back to the slurpee machine and starts chuckin pennys at the blue things that are folowin him*

romman what are you on ?
where can i get some?

:Laughing:

i think he's on slurpees..

Filiana then that is one hell of a sugar buzz.
Laughing
Hey free drinks for the party tonight I think

Blood Drinker after 20 days
weeeeee

ok-dokie then.... two slurppies for me is
gone a be my limit to nite.... lol

:Laughing: yeah apaprently the darknessbound poll nazi slurpees have one hell of a kick

LET THERE BE MUSIC

** Now Playing **

**

Emilie Autumn
-
How Strange
**

A Vampire The Masquerade club.OMG

:Laughing: Hello Radu
I perfer perhaps sabbat but yes
although seems to have morphed well beyond original intentions into a life of its own

watch out for the meat eating plants in the corners Thera's new pets are a bit odd...

Filiana you fiend you are quite a nut you know that?

Want a giggle?

Go see my lovely
journal

and as i sneek over for that third slurppie.....
got this in black cherry...as i'm looking around on whos around..... ^_^
and checking out all the cute guys....

cute guys?
where where robin?
seems to be this club was aptly named since we get so few males round abouts in here at moment

Filiana are you trying to match me in the lack of sleep department or do you just have a cot hidden away somewhere here?

Well is starting to seem like you are on a lot of the time I am.
That isnt healthy!
:Laughing:

::Wakes up beside the slurpee machine and walks over and sits at the bar::
Why do I smell Nair?..........oh well
::bangs head on bar continuously::

someone got a nair dip last night or the night before
arent his eyebrows much prettier now painted on as rainbows in permanant marker?

::eyes widen::....uhh....::blinks::....
::rubs head and face::........MY HAIR!!!.........
::continues to bang head on bar::

*walks in and heads straight for the bar* Excuse me M'am but could you make me a drink?

Well Cypher I dont think you will fit in the blender but we could drain you and use the fluids as a drink....
So to answer your question yes, yes we can make you a drink.
Shall we though?

Yes we shall. Can we use vodka too.? That would make me happy.

I dont know why dont you suprise me?

Oh okay I shall pretend to be nice
:feeds thera's plants so they grow up big and strong:

By the way drinks are still free tonight
well until I go to sleep

*runs in out of breathe hearing about free drinks carrying an ice chest* *GASP* Slurpee's! now!

There is the machine MannyBebop

drink up poll nazi is so sweet!

yuk no thanks ill take the coca-cola flavor i ithink ill fill up my ice chest if ye dont mind.

Go right ahead

LET THERE BE MUSIC

uh, I hate coke. Dr. Pepper all the way!!!

cat no goat yes.......::runs to bathroom::

*lets out a small laugh* silly richard.. you do not want to go into a battle of wits when it comes to slurpee's.... hehehe

Okay party is over for me tonight
must get some work and such done
feel free to message and you might actually get my attention
:goes back into her alcove and does some work:

::walks out from bathroom and grabs a blue slurpee and sits in a dark corner::

DeathsDisciple I am trying to get some work done could you get off my lap please?

battle of wits im confused

You dont want to cuddle?........ok then....::looks for another spot to sit::

ohh im back insomnia for 3 weeks straight

woohooo

ithink its time for more slurpees

*goes to the bar gets some pucker*

this will do nicely

*goes to slurpee machine puts in the sour apple side*

mmmm.... sugar and alchohal my favorite

::sits on table watching romman get a slurpee::................why dont we just call this 7-11 or is this the vampire style?

cause 7-11 wont serve slchohol in a slurpee machine and besides now we have a new flavor

::tilts head:: you have a point there :: pours Peppermint Schnapps in his slurpee and stirs:: so this is what we might call the vampire style?

where is everyone its only 3:30 am

*goes to the dj and purs in crystal method*

oh yeah raveness

*starts a rave*

Hey, all. Wzup? *Walks over to the slurpees and gets the forum nazi flavour and puts a lil of them peppermint shnapps in it.* Numm Numms

Aww just when the rave gets going I need to go
::shrugs::
maybe I'll get some training with my master
I'll be back later bye everyone who is awake
::walks out::

ohhh i found the glow sticks

*starts throwing glow sticks at ppl*

fun alchohol and glow sticks

I am done with my slurpee now, Filiana. You manning the bar tonight???

*stops humping mailbox after the effect of drink wore off* oh boy, i can see the blackmails now. *walks back to the bar for more of it!* Well, you only live once, might as well act like a moron too. *dances while pouring, la la la*

ohhh more alchohal

*goes to bar grabs a bottle of jd walks along with jd drinkin like allways*

*Walks over to the bar and grabs my usual.*This is better!

Ok, Well, I'm gettin sleepy. Gonna head on to bed. Talk to y'all later.

nighty nite

*grabs a slurpee and bookoo and gets wired*

Greetings Melafaye.

It's hot in here... Let's get naked....

no please dont get naked please

*hides under some random curtin*

ohhh i see london i see france etc.

sorry nakedness hurts my brain

i just found out i have brain damage

fun fun fun