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You might be a red-neck Vampire...
If your raves include line dancing, you might be a red-neck Brujah.
If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might be a red-neck Gangrel.
If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it works, you might be a red-neck Malkavian.
If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, you might be a red-neck Nosferatu.
If you're entranced by the rebel flag, you might be a red-neck Toreador.
If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, you might be a red-neck Tremere.
If dip or tobacco is part of your selective digestion, you might be a red-neck Ventrue.
If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a red-neck Caitiff.
If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a red-neck Prince.
If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, you might be a red-neck Seneshcal.
If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs, you might be a red-neck Harpy.
If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, you might be a red-neck Keeper.
If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", you might be a red-neck Sheriff.
If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again", you might be a red-neck Anarch.
If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, you might be a red-neck Sabbat.
If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer blind, you might be a red-neck Inconnu.
