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Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as the are formed from chaos.... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....

Any karaoke tonight?

LOL sorry Daer .. . I think we was all taking at once LOL

Whats up??

Hey Kisses, how you doing tonight?

*Enters the room.*

Greetings everyone...

Hey sideswipe how's it going?

hello...

Hello there, and unfortnatually good bye folks .. I'm heading out for a long walk see you all later >;^}

I'm good how are you

I'm fine thanks for asking

Thats good so what is everone up to tonight

well i'm off for the evening children....
be good

Hello Everyone!

Looking threw the window, Hmmm?

The abyss calls my name...I'll return later...

So two hookers are driving down the road with a sign hanging from the car that reads two old ladies for 50 dollars. A cop drives bye and see's them, pulls them over and says, Ladies prostitution is illegal in this state. Then the next car that drives past both cars pulled over read, jesus saves. The ladies say to the officer, there advertising something. The cop says that's religion not prostitution, If I see another sign up for it your both going in. So the next day the cop drives by and shur as hell the women are driving by with a sign that reads, Two fallin angels looking for peter.

lol. funny

anybody here

Walks in and heads to the bar and the ccoffee pot, fills a large mug up and adds alot of sugar to it, drinks some aaaahhhhh. Looks around hmmmm, boy its dead in here this morning, laughs

............

Finsihes first coffee and gets a refill, and looks to see if theres any blood donuts around

Finds some and takes a couple of them eats them while he drinks his coffee, looks at the time and finishes up and leaves

HIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *loud dude enters* How's everyone this morning? *looks around and recieves several odd stares* Sorry, I'm a bit chipper in the morning! *Walks over to the counter and purchases a tall glass of milk. Sits down in an armchair near the lit fireplace and starts to read a book on the art of raising the dead. (necromancy)*

Hey whats up sideswipe?

*looks up from his book* I don't think he's even here anymore! *takes a sip of milk*

sucks

Yeah, I know. I wanted him to look at my posts too! *looks dissapointed* Hey, do you think you could look at them for me?

*Re-enters the bar.*

I'm returned....Hell doesn't want me....No one wants me....Except one...What can I do to help you?

-Walks in all quietness and sneakishly.- Dun.. -Sits at a table and works on her story.- ^^

What the hell?? I totally missed 10!! what happened with that? geeze I'm slow.. ugh.. coffee.. **goes and gets a nice hot cup of french vanilla with double shot espresso** ahhhh much better. So hello all..

LoL i missed 10 too, but i was tired. So i thought I'd drop in today :)

How are all you fine people today?

I'm alright pinklust and yourself? **bows her head to her**

I am in a really good mood still. :) I need some coffee

*walks over to get coffee w. lots of sugar*

hmmm

*looks up from his book* Hmmmm, starting to get busy. *takes another sip of milk*

**sits on top of a table, lights a cig and looks around** hmm.. **gets her head phones and listens to mudvayne**

*eats roast beef sandwich* It's rude to stare at people while their eating!

-Ish in a terrible mood today.. and not much for writeing.-

I look down from the rafters....take careful aim of the new multidirectional silly string cannon...line it up on badangel and tasteofhate.....yell fire in the hole...hit the trigger and fly out the door to work......be good kids

**growls** Oh you will pay.. As it says on my profile Payback is a bitch. You will get yours **grins showing fangs and takes the silly string off of her and her cd player**

*walks in and finds a seat for the few mins she has before having to return to reality*

She looks up then looks down, being attacked by silly string, instead of retaliating she sits quietly.

**walks over to taste and sits beside her** you going to be ok hun?

She nods softly and hugs BadAngel a bit. "I'll be fine.. Just a case of the blues.. It happens.."

**hugs back** If you need anything let me know..

'ello, whos in here right now?

*Meow* (raises paw)

Hello, LadyLove. How are you today, my dear?

*walks in hello all* how is it going?

'ello Corazon, How are you today?

I just erased my who fucking story and saved it before I realized it...-Bangs her head on the table cursing like crazy.-

OMG, I am sooo sorry, Love. I have done that before. It's frusterating, makes you want to pull all your hair out and scream.

I am rather fine enjoying talking to someone dear to me and getting critics on my new piece of writing.
hmm.....
-----------tell me what you think-------------
oh what winds moans so gracefuly at my chamber door. is it the winds of change the wind of things yet to come or of things long past. maybe the wind of happiness or the wind of things thats shall not last. I often seen this rain before in past it brought be both joy and sadness. As i look outside my window imagining my self in the lush wet grass with open arms welcoming nature. but alas what ais the meaning of these clouds? are they clouds a new or of the so cold and familiar past. will the sky stay happy with the rain falling on my head while the wind gently caress my skin? or will it turn and become the rain i know all so well the dark clouds over head gathering the sun vanishing and i left with nothing but my naked cold body wet underneath the nightlight sky. O' dear nature tell me of these winds are they that brings me such happiness changing on me to send me back to the cold nights laying on the ground while the rian heavily punish my body. Or will tit this time stay a nice docile shower falling gently on my face down to my lips with a sweet natural taste. and will the wind stay as docile and gentle gently pushing and raising me to happiness? or is the rain that is here to push me into the darkness while the thunders like my dearest mother shouts at my infidelity. will the rain serve as natures bulet and constantly pierce my heart to day. I cry a tear of sadness and wonderment. letting out a half sigh happy to see such marvel of nature yet scared for it may turn. will the carry me to my lover today or will the clouds consume me and my dark soul arise. shall i questions the change of nature so? why do i ask such quesitons oh well... tis the foolish ness of my nature i guess.

Urika! -Jumps up and flips the table- I got it back!! -bends over wriggling her butt happly as she picks up the table.- Now, I shall put updates in my journal.

Very beautiful! Very touching! I love it!

:) thank you... I always fear my writting isnt the best it can be still trying to improve myself i write more out of impulse so it may not make sense at times. LOL glad this one did thought

ohhh yes, I love it. I am very close to Mother Nature, so I totally understand your writing. Just the way you incororate your feelings with nature and how it responds or vice verca is beautiful!

-Ish a mother... for today. giddyness!!-

I read your journal, Taste.... You write beautifully, love. Keep 'em comming.

hello everyone ^_^

Very nice writing CorazonMuerto...

Moonlit how are you?

hmmm... I have seemed to miss thread 10. Oh well!

This have a test every day in both my classes is starting to fry my brain...

*grabs tea and stares at the walls*

Come out come out where ever you are!

Time to play with my sanity...

I'm sorry for the late response, Moonlit. I'm doing as well as I can.

*starts to giggle as the walls pull me in*

I am good, Dear. How are you, besides going insaine due to too many tests? lol

'Ello, AmaTerusa, how are you.
I am good... just chillin with a jolt in had. :)

Will do moonlite. ^^ I never knew.. Stickers could be so... Fashinateing...Lol

My cat and Brit are playing tag.. -Squeals- Soo Cute! I Lurve Children!

Sneaks in shhh don't tell the people from work that I am here....I'll get into some deeeeeep trouble. LOL

How is everyone?

Yes, I love children also, Taste...

It's §exxy Navy Mommy! LOL
How are you today, dear?

*hugs you* don't worry angie i wont tell. if you do get caught just tell em you're recruiting new workers for less than a penny an hour.

I'm babysitting a 8month old on and 1year old. ^^Brit is teh 1year old and she's singing to 9in nails. and Ash is the 8month and she's drinking a bottle and wrinkling her nose. -Giggles.-

I'm still hungry!!!!!!!!*chews on Moonlit's arm*

Haa haa... I almost went into the army... but they wouldn't take me.... good thing I didn't go though... I woulda never met Mike and never had 2 sets of twins in under a year! LOL

ohh, poor LadyLove. Here you go, dear.

*Puts a big yummy steak in front of her.*

*Drags steak into corner and eats in lavishly*

*giggles at the madness*

Turns to the others in the cafe... oh, hello!

Babies!?!?! I love babies... I want a lil girl oh so bad! *frowns*

Even if I wanted to join the military I am not allowed...

*stares back at the walls*

It seems, the military thinks I don't have enough lungs... I can breathe just fine.

I'm doing good thanks Moonlit. I am soon to leave work. YAY!! I'm glad I did join, cause if I didn't, I wouldn' t have my kiddies.

the military is over rated a friend joined and i am suppose to spar him when he gets back. i say i'll still be able to mop the floor with him LOL. and those bias are just dumb. if you have the will the lungs will come.

mmm steak lol

I want a litter! *turns from corner with blood dripping from whiskers*

Well, a few years ago, I had to have my left lung removed... completly. So, the military dosen't like that. blah... they need to grow up... lol.

Meh cat's getting jealous! XP Eeeeee that soo funny!

You're tempting me to eat with you, LadyLove. That steak looks ohh soo good....

-Nibbles on cheetos puffs and wrinkles her nose like a bunny..- ^^

*sits next to TasteOfHate*

May I have just one... I am addicted to cheese puffs! Please?

hi ya peoples whats up!!
lunarvampiress

why did you have a lung removed moonlit???

Advanced cancer, dear. But, I still have one healthy one!

'Tis okay moonlit... the military looks down on those with anxiety disorders, bipolar depression, and schizophrenia who have had a trip to the nut house...

Losers they are! :P

[in walks the late-nite-infamous/ the mid-day-famous one]
*its a Fluctuation thing*
hello everybody!

I would have to agree, dear.

Welcome lunarvampiress... how are you dear?

*stops staring at walls* They are playing nice! *frowns*

Hello, Flux, love. How are you today?

*Contently curls up beside the fireplace*

oohhh

Awww, look at LadyLove, she is so cute!

well im alright, good to be here. Fireplace looks cuddly -hey Ladylovecat. z'up with u moonlit!?

Not much Flux. Just chillin here with the people. What are you up to today?

Hello Flux. How are you? *paws you*

today? ahhh.....i think my smile reveals an anticipation for big things here in the cafe lol but today im just look'n for some swell times -as ussual, harmonic vibrations -you know. so whats the vibe .........up in here?

Ya'll gonna make loose ma mind...up in here........*screech* I can't believe I said that. It's ok other that that.

LOL.........Ladylove -you so craaazy. oh yeah, i love the your pics -the 'too bright flash' one looks like some alien beam your witnessing cool
my imgination just flys wild most times -yall know me!

I'm outta here...

Byes!

Crazy is good. Crazy keeps 'em away. *cat grin*

well ur right about that. although it has been noted that crazy welcomes straight jackets too. lol

but i think im with you. im concidered crazy myself if you ask the 'norm'.

*steps in quickly, pours herself a pipping hot cup of coffee then quickly scurries back out.
Sorry guys, I gotta head off to work but I'll be back in tonight.
Hugs for the regulars! Love you guys!

hi.so i'm here.

Greetings to all. How are the hunting grounds around here !!

hey Freak, sweetie how are you?

I'm on my way out but happy to see you came.
: )

FREAK DOLL! hello -how you doing?

Any one know what's good on the menu !!

Wow you all are so fast at responding.

well im a vegetarin so 'What the Bleep Do I Know' besides the wine -which is marvelous at times

Walks in and gets a large coffee. Hello everyone, how is everyone today

"hows every one?"
well ladylove's warm, i smell atitude from Freak, vrykolakas has an apetite and im check'n the mirrors on the walls seeing if its fit for transportation -feel'n pretty good about it too!

Thanks for the update Flux,smiles as he looks over to Ladylove by the fireplace. That does looks warm, maybe I'll join her and take a nap before things pick up again..... Wlaks over and sits down on the couch by Ladylove and drinks his coffee, sits it down as he feels hisself dozzing off a little...

sorry
i have problems with my net.thanx every one. Flux>the fire would be nice ;)
(thanx for your words) kiss. :)

to touchcoma> not bad .. i'm really tired and not as good as i could be.

SO. i just applied my Liquid Fluid Condenser to this thing (bodily large mirror). so im off you guys -& gals.

[after a short closed eyed silent moment before the mirror, a brillant white light exudes.......and Flux enters in deep trance, not hearing or seeing anything but position which he will now take seemingly on 'the other side']

ok, I am back..friggin mother 'effin internet!

ok... i'm ok

so are you ok?(flux)

Till next time Flux. Safe journey. As I turn around my order has come out. To the Elder's my food looks great. A pound of rare meat with a large glass of O- blood to wash it down !!

giggles as I listen to moonlit, don't choke on your coffee hunny hehehe!

That sounds yummy, Vrykolakas.... You are making me hungry!

Lol, Emmy! how are you, dear?

Would you care to dine with me Mistress Moonlit !!

I would love too... the more rare it is, the more I like it! Thank you, dear.

[the same mirror previosly used somewhat miraculously, again illuminates]

You commin back, Flux?

; )my Dear.

Hungry?

Yesssss

i'm hungry to ;)

you two ladies drive me sane you know that.

i know.. and i'm here to say: sir yes sir.

be my servant........still i shall treat like a Queen ; )
and expect me to serve your needs accordingly

now Ladylove do tell -this sounds interesting (throwing WOW vibes thru out this electric-magnetic chemically created atmosphere)

we got a engagement my love *kiss*

~enter cafe and examines room~

Hello, Empress. How are you today?

~looks up~

Greetings Moon.

Long time no see.

~sips her tea~

Hello, Emp.

Yes, long time. How have you been, dear?

Greetings Lady.

How's your daughter? Well I hope.

The days always serve me well Moon.

Thank-you.

We do hope the same for you my dear.

She is doing very well thank-you.

At her Dad's for the weekend.

How holds your family?

Yes, Me and Mine are well... Happy and healthy.

A Clap System! wow empress u.......never cease to amaze.
*bites & kisses*

That's the only way to be love.

The boys were in the hospital at the begining of the week for 3 days with pnemonia, but they are home and recovering.

That is a pity that they went through that.

-Gibs Moonlit a belated Cheetoe..^^"- Sowwies.. Teh baby was have a fit and needed a dipy change... And if I'm not nice to teh baby my ex said he'd have my ass for it. -Grumbles.-

Lol, thank you muchies, Taste. mmmm, food... I really do need to go eat! lol

Gads I'm waiting for my mom to get home.... -Sobs.- I want icecream!!

ohhh, ice cream sounds soo good... It's kinda warm here... ICE CREAM MAN! or ohh, snow cone!