The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS DAERMON'S BABY. I just couldn't get the pic up.


Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as the are formed from chaos.... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....
and the only rule we have IS enforced.....so NO derogatory rudeness...other than that...anything goes.....Enjoy!

the other thread was closed before i could respond.

anyways, i got into an argument with my mom today. and i forgot about my friend's birthday. she planned this party thing and i missed it because my cell phone was off all day. she called a shit load of times and the last voice mail i heard, she was already crying. appeantly no one showed up. not even me. so i feel bad.

Oh no!!! I'm so sorry sweetie. That sucks! Maybe take her out to lunch just you and her or something to make up for it?

Girl that was fast this threads are closed really fast now

Sorry bout that. I"m about to go to bed. I didnt want it to get out of hand and get RIP'd.

hello again.

Hey Metallica. How are you dear?

hello again metallica

How you doing tonigth?

Well, it is time for me to get to bed. Have a good night everyone.

good thank u. and how are yall?

well i g2g. cyall next time i c yall

heheh hell it's my cafe and I missed two threads....
so don't feel too bad

Greetings all.

Good nigth angel

Hi Dae!
How are you doing tonigth?

well i'm ok....got to talk briefly to my lady.....so i'm all good
tired tho

Well is good that you talk to your lady sorry that you're feeling tired.

hehe well this place is real busy this evening.....weird

....good morning to all you late nighters...

Walks in gets a large mugs of coffee, looks around and says good morning to all. Wlaks over to BloodThrist,says hello M'Lady how are you as he leans down and lightly kisses her cheeck.

*wakes up on the couch at the sound of commotion and stretches* Dang did I fall asleep here? tee hee it was warmer here then at home LOL

Morning M'Lady Dami, wispers a few words and a cup of coffee appears in her hand,smiles softly at her

...its 20 degrees C here, raining, thunderstaorms and its only 9am....I fear a sweaty, soggy day ahead....I need a drink....

Well, its 4:07 am here and its 56 F. right now. THey're calling for sun all day

Thank you Shadow, much appreciated *huggles*

its 73 degrees f here and its not raining. i love the rain i wish it was raining

Hey Dami!
You're back with us

Your welcome my dear, ~hugs her back gently~

Hi again Shadow

she's back....she's front....she has a top and a bottom.....hehhe
and i'm a smartass...or a dumbass....

please accept my humble apologies for my base ignorance...good morning to you Mistress Dami....

Bows to BloodThrist, M'Lady I'm glad you had a safe return. Goes to take a drink of his coffee only to find it empty,ugh. Wispers a few words and the mug is full again with steaming hot coffee

nice to see a kinda quiet night in here for once....

ROFLMAO heheeh you got it Daer ... I get aroudn .. oh hey wait that's not what I meant to say LOL not awake yet .. I think .. yeah it is I bet the walls are enjoying the peace for a change?

Hello Stabb how are you?

Yes, it is Daermon but I'm sure it won't last to long. And on that note I must be going to need to get ready for work. Oh well at least its Friday~smiles~. Take care Daermon.
Fare thee well

Holy crap it's Friday??? where the hell did the week go???? Have a good day Shadow, thanks again for the coffee and for drying me off earlier.

Thank you shadow

Take care Shadow
And have a good day at work my friend

Dae I thougth you made this for people to be chatting not to be quiet

oh I did.....I definately did....
caught me offguard tho today.....I missed two whole threads....good thing angelpie was around...

My Lady Dami, thank you for your asking, for I am much better for a recent and unexpected feeding of such delectable quality that I thought myself to be dreaming...

alas, such moments are are as rare in this place of darkness...admonishments, however, are more common and these too have given me a cause for reflection of myself, leading to improvements which I hope with remain...

LOL yeah it is .. . well folks I must depart for a time. I shall see you all again in a few hours .. good night *huggles*

adieu Madame

Take care my beautiful Dami
Have a good night

Well Dae I missed 4 of those haven't been here the last couple of days but I'm back now

well methinks it is time for the monkey to sleep also folks....have fun any who visit the cafe in my absence....

Well kids it's also time for me to have a cigarette.

*pours a drink and watches the pretty lady*

Morning All its 7 am and im awake...what the heck is wrong with me...ahhhh

good morning to you...

Good morning claudia

Good morning stabb

Hi BloodThirst....I cant beleive you are still awake...

Well I work all night stabb and I'm about to leave now.

Take care and have a good day

*stands up, lits a cigarette and walks out*

ciao, sweet lady of the night...*takes another stiff drink*

*waves good bye at stabb*

*tips hat*

13 hours now...thats how long it has been raining...I was awoken by thunder at 5am...not happy, even though i love the rain, the stick humidity is not fun, not at all...

ok, I will just sit in here and bore myself stupid...too late..

hi every one. nice to see you.how are you?

*wanders into the sleeping cafe*


*looks around*


*blows a raspberry at Daermon's sleeping carcass*


*giggles, and wanders out to go to work*

...groovy...as in stuck in one...

*Stumbles in thru the door, looks back at it with squinting eyes, shrugs, and walks over the beautiful machine that makes such splendor*
Car-a-mel Mach....
*Thankfully, the machine understands, pops out a caramel machietto...with milk and sugar already stired in*

Good Mornin' all that's in here *half-smile*

walks in, mornin' everyone. :)

I need caffine and sugar, I'm off to get a coffee w. lots of sugar.

*looks up from her cup, nods, then takes another sip*

Mornin' to you too :-)

okay 3 threads ago...lol
::looks to say hello back to kamui::
*guess he not around...hey where is everyone?*
::looks suprised no one here now::

Oh well, I'm pretty sure they're in here somewhere...jus maybe not co-herent...but they're her. How are you this fine Friday mornin'?

Streatches and yawns walking in."Ack.. 4Cops were at my house last night... I didn't do anything either.."

I grunt as i grab a cup of coffee."Less talkie more coffee."

Stays far away from the coffee, her nose wrinkles at the mention of it. "Icky."

Oh hush Nala, you know you're the first one to start talkin' *sticks tounge out*
*walks over and sits next to Taste*
What do you mean there were 4 cops at your house last night?

Shrugs abit. "I come home at 1 in the morning and they were standing around... Like idiots looking for someone.. And for helping them I got to spray silly string on them! " giggles.

he he silly string rocks.
"i talk forst cuz i have at least one cup before i leave my house you know that."

Heh heh...yea, silly string rules, but please please don't start blastin' in here. I still haven't gotten all the paint off yet!

Yea baby, I know, but usually it two cups...if I remember correctly *winks*

-Nods and huggles her silly string.-

"It's only two if the coffee is weak so quit makin weak coffee."Stick my tounge out brandishing my kiss my ass tounge ring.
raises cup."I have coffee and will use it in the defense of my clothing."

*smiles innocently* Now you wouldn't be thinkin' of using it would you; not on lil ol' me?

*has paint gun next to side...*

"Only if you start...*evil grin*remember mine is scalding."

Nala, you know I have a fond fascination for pain *winks*
Besides, would you really wanna burn me?
*raises eyebrow and licks top of lip*

Raising an eyebrow"Try me,shoot and it's on.Pain is one thing,melting skin is another."Flashing a fanged grin(yes people i do wear them out)

*taunts Nala* Oooooo...she's playful this mornin'...this should be interesting...

*aims the paint gun at Nala...shoots for her leg and becomes invisible*

*faint voice says, "where am I now?"*

hehehehe

"Oh how cute".Take off my jacket and inspect my boots.Get's on the bar and lights a match to the sprinkler."Anyone who doesn't wanna get wet leave."

walks in and grabs a Mocha freezer with a shitload of whipped cream and sits down in her safe spot. suddenly an umbrella appears out of nowhere and pops up over her head

wanders into the cafe like a zombie rubbing his eyes he stopped about ten steps in and noticed that the sprinklers were on "well thats just fucktacular" he said looking up at ceiling ignorig it he walked to the counter and grabbed a lattee and sat on a couch

this is enough.
**snaps her fingers and the sprinklers shut off and the three inches of water on the floor disappears**

I think I deserve another mocha freezer

* stumbles in half outta it mumbling to self. Makes way over to coffee machine making a double expresso. Takes drinks and rubs eyes leaning against the counter*

Hi Everyone...

*yawns*

sitting there soaking wet he frowned some "well that was a blast" he took off his shirt and threw it somewhere around the room then snapped his finger and a new one apeared on him "there thats better"

smiles some as he makes his wet shirt go flying towards moonie face "here is a wet towel" he said as the shirt hit her in the face

hello

about time more people showed up

good morning countess
good morning kamui

***snaps fingers and a bucket of water the size of mary poppins bag falls on kamui***

no childish games this morning or you will be seeking my wraith

wipes some water from his face "guess this is war" waves his hand and a bucket of paint apears in his hand he throws the whole bucket full on night "there now dont ruin my fun"

the random umbrella appears above nights head again

she snaps her fingers and the bucket stops pouring water

Hello Night..


* gets smacked in the face with a wet shirt*

*walks over to Kamui with wet shirt in hand and smile on face*

I think you launched this at me

* then procedes to push the wet t-shirt against his dry shirt giggling*

she snaps her fingers again and looks at kamui confused---Pink paint?--- all of the paint finds its way back to the bucket

smiles as his shirt is ruined once more "this is just a great day" snaps finger and moonies arm is swallowed by the wall

"Now THIS i'm not up for."shake like a wet puppy and dry quickly."That's better."I grab a squeege and start pushing the water out the door.

* looks over at Kamui with her eyebrow cocked and one arm in the wall*

Listen, would you STOP putting me in the wall!!

* taps foot waiting for a rescue*

snaps fingers again and moonies arm is released.

snaps fingers again and there is a capn and coke sitting in front of kamui

you can have it if you behave

* falls back from wall*

Thanks Night your a dear!

* raises eyebrow at Kamui and moves to the center of the room*

You so mean!

*giggles*

so how is everyone this morning

snaps fingers and the sponge disappears from pandora's hands as well as the water on the floor

picks up the drink and starts sipping from it while doing so he waves his hand and moonie goes flying back into the wall "Im good how are you" he said placing the drink back down smiling at night

well kamui might be behaving and then again might be plotting the next little trick to pull

the latter was right

pulls moonie out of the wall and chains her to the floor

sorry you look like a rape victim hun but I think you'll be safe there

snaps fingers and the bucket o paint lands on kamui

* growls then looks at the wall and starts to talk to it*

I don't like you but, I kept getting stuck with you.

*sighs and looks around*

* giggles as the chains appear*

OH MY!

* watches the bucket fall on Kamui and laughs*

gasp some as he is hit by the paint stands up and walks over to night "do you think pink is really my color"

snaps fingers again and a bucket of water washes the paint of kamui and then a blowdryer and clean clothes appear after that

now

be nice

pink isn't anyones color doll

slaps self in forehead "night that was a really bad idea bringing out the chains" he walks over to moonie and gives her a hug with his wet painted body kind of rubbing the paint on her as he did so "there ya go"

aww thanks night

snaps fingers and paint disappears from moonie as well as chains

your on your own hun

* ish painted and chained*

* squirms*

* sighs and starts to sing*

I've gotta lovley bunch of coconuts tweddle dee dee all of them are standing in a row tweedle dee dum.. big ones small ones some the size of your head...

* is losing it*

LION KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* finally notices the chains are gone gets up and lighs a smoke*

Ahh so so much better

* sticks tongue out at Kamui*

joins moonie for a smoke and puts up a "wall proof" wall around them just in case kamui start things. no use in wasting a cig on the wall

walks over to the counter grabs a coffee with a vanilla shot then walks towards the back of the room "well time for me to be mr. antisocial" takes a seat on the couch away from everyone

fine be antisocial just remember we still love you

I'm going to go smoke a real cig now

be back shortly

* leans against the wall and smokes with night*

hehe thanks for your help

I think he rather enjoys putting me in that dam wall.

*giggles*

drinks from his cup places it donw on the table infront of him and waves his hand as a black cat appears it pounces on his lap "hey lilith" he said as he began to pet the cat

*returns from her invisible hiding place, soaked to the bone*

dammit Nala *sticks tongue out at Nala*
See if you get some any time soon....

*crosses arms, shivering like a chiwawa*

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

* leans on the counter and watches Kamui pet Lilith. A smile spreads across her face as she takes another drag of her smoke*

Places the cat down walks over to moonie takes the cig from her hand and puts it out on his arm "dont you know these things will kill you" not to mention will stain your teeth " begins to pinch her cheeks some "and you are to beautiful for that to happen" walks off laughing his ass off

hands moonie another cig

snaps her fingers and lilith goes into a fit of rage and claws the shit out of kamui

* sticks tongue out at Kamui rubbing cheek*

* hears the sound of pretty Pixies Voice*

Pretty Pixie!!!! How are you my dear?

Well, actually, they have this whitening process that eliminates the stain of cigs.

*tries to walk smoothly over to the table...hot coffee in hand*

opens wall to let Pixie in and hands her a towel

Thanx Night :-)

*takes the towel offered at wraps it around her*

That's a lil better.

grabs the cat and heads towards the kitchen "anyone want some chinese made cat"

if you wouldn't have been hiding i would have fixed you right away

snaps fingers and pixie suddenly is completely dry

* gasps and points at Kamui*

Don't you dare be mean to that kitty!

* puts hand on hip and begins to walk over to him*

*yawns* good morning people, how are yall today?

puts the cat down and heads back to his section of the room and sits and srinks his coffee

Well I would have, but I was catchin' some lunch *winks*

*sigh of relief*

Plus I wanted to make sure Nala was gone first...who knows what she would have done to me...lol

ahh
I see

well now kamui has resorted to animal cruelty at least he was joking cuz i hate chinese kitty

I'm gonna go smoke another real cig I'll be back momentarily

"You do huh."Snatches the chair and flings it backward for her to fall on."Hi."As i catch the coffee midair.

snaps his fingers and the jukebox turns on and starts to play switchblade symphony's sweet he begins to hum with the music some as he drinks from his cup

Hi, baby, how ya doin'?

hmm looks and sees the racket "oh konichiwa pandora"

I'm back

please stop being mean to everyone. It's too early in the morning for all this to be going on

actually it's 2:07 by me but that doesn't matter---I just woke up a few hours ago

* Waves at Nala!

Hi!

* listens to the music *

No no no, Moonie, you have to grab her and give her a huge hug *winks* she hates that.

*hugs Nala and gives her a peck on the cheek*

* giggles*

No no!! I know what she carries in those pockets!!

"odo?" drinks some of his coffe

"konichiwa Kumichan,genki?"

gets up and heads for the door "bye everyone for now"

hehe...yea well... it's a paining experience. lol. But I'll give ya a hug.

*grins with open arms*

"you know you might wanna get this coffee."Look at Moon and smile."Oh yea that's right you doooooo."

well I'm out as well

you all have drained me of any energy i had

adios

Wow...the water must have drowned out my ears a little bit...what are you talkin' about, Nala? Did I miss somethin'?

Oh well, no time for explanations right now. *gives everyone a wave good bye and walks out in a hurry*

souda neh o-genki desu ka

Hey APPLEPIE! hehehe j/k.
How is everyone? *runs away*

wow i can not keep up with this place. lol
bye bye.

Wow! I missed three threads!!!

*pours some tea*

lol

Yeah it is a busy place lusty!

I mean I missed 2 threads! Yep, two...

*smiles* This makes post # 400 for me! *runs around*

Congrats, Mistress!

'Ello, Any one in here?