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Welcome to the Cafe ..... the only rule is to avoid rude flamings ...... discussion ...... argument (not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self ...... and the walls themselves ...... tend to be shifting reality as they are formed from primal chaos (and they eat mimes) ...... and do not take kindly to orders ...... they have a mind of their own (did I mention the mimes?) ...... the coffee is get it yourself ...... the bar is open ...... the jukebox is playing ...... and the flying monkey is in residence ...... that would be me (Daermon)......
and the only rule we have IS enforced ...... so NO derogatory rudeness ...... other than that ...... anything goes ...... but please do keep it withing reason ...... it's a fun place ...... and disregarding the rules might get you a seven day waiting period in the penalty box of Nic's making ......

Anything in Italics is solely the product of Requiem's deluded, frothing imagination and to be completely disregarded. Unless it's about mimes.

I'm suprised the last one got closed so fast. Grabs another drink. mmmmm It's all good. =)

~Walks over to the bar and grabs a drink. Nods politely to AngelPie and says "Greetings". Goes to sit in a dark corner to observe.~ My, how quickly this place changes location!

yes Daire has been a little over zealous on thread lengths....meaning someone else opens....meaning I cannot close them at 350-450 views like nic and I talked of as good closure length....
bad Daire....no cookie

Hey, if'n ya want, I'll delete this one, and you can start a 47 so you can close it at a good length. :)

Hello Vampyone.

Ah I understand now Daer. *grins* How are ya tonight?

i'm good..just checking msgs and now heading out to the bar...
see ya all laterzzz
oh...by the way angelpie....if you'll direct your attention to the shiny brass pole......
hehehehe
the one on the stage....not in use.....
hehehe
yup i'm looking to die here kids....
see ya later

*blink*

Seeing as how Angel and I are sitting here ... I think we need a male pole dancer.

Several male pole dancers would be great!

Male pole dancer + extremely skimpy outfit = YUMMY!!!!

Iffin ya want me to get up there Daermon, you will have to stay to watch me. *wink*

ahahahah!! And yes, vampyone, several men dancing up there would be neat. *grin*

Hello.

Yeah yeah yeah.....I'm thinking Chippendale but in Vegas. Cause you know what they say..."What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" ROFL

*walks in, grabs a cup of coffee and finds a quite booth.*

Hey Batt, how are ya?

Hello lycian, hello batt
~Walks to the bar and grabs a Bacardi 03~ Nice to see everyone! Pole dancers in veeery skimpy outfits-dental floss?

hey vampy.
poledancers? where?
i just hope that they are better than the ones that i saw at the show i was working last night..... gods, they were bad.

Hopefully we will only have good quality here! lol

This is "THE" cafe!! Ofcourse only the highest quality of pole dancers would be employed here. =)

i will pole dances, but no quarters this time, i want dollars

Only dollars are allowed here! Bring on the dancers!!

peeps in looks around waves to all in place.... "just popped in to say hi...."

heheh well how bout in my portfolio there is a group pic....the guy beside me in the front...damn good dancer....and i'm sure I could get his domme to agree to it....heheh

*walks in rubbing eyes and yawning*

Huh I had a crazy night, and woke up too early, I need coffee!

*makes a coffee w. extra sugar*

So how is everyone else?

*walks in and adds some coffee to her cup of sugar* mornin *yawn* anyone in here the equivalent of alive?

Good morning....not sure if I could qualify as 100% awake yet. Oh well. *grabs a cup of coffee and lights a cigarette*

mmm a smoke, now there's an idea"lights up"

Mmm yes a morning smoke is always good, I know I'm like 50% awake now LoL.

*drinks some coffee and lights one up*

god what is it bout men that they wanna work in this heat!! and before i'm done my coffee. love workin with the hubby, but wow does he ever have bad timing.

Staggers in half asleep, half hearing someone talk about work, mumbles to hisself that they need to stop using that foul four letter word so early in the morning. Goes to the bar and grabs the4 pot of coffee and adds a ton of sugar to it and slowly drinks it down. Looks around and sees everyone looking at him drinking from the pot. Yeh, so I had a ruff night. Makes another pot using a new coffee pot, fixes a mug of it with a lot of sugar.
Hello and morning everyone. Looks around and sees Angelpie walks over to her and leans down and hugs here, may I sit here..

Finishes his coffee and looks around, hmm. Must have dozed off looks lke I got left alone. Gets up and walks over to the wall and looks at it, so how are you today reaches out and touches it and feels the enegry from it, feeds off of it and starts to feel more awake. Thank you my friend. Slowly truns around and looks around. Heads for the door and slowly walks out....

Well I've got to be goin see y'all later.

hi i would like to say hi to everyone

*sad face*

Mom hasn't been on in ages...

*streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttccccccccchhhhhhhhh*

mmmm I slept really well, surprisingly. We had a storm brewing. I don't know that it ever dropped much rain, but the electric air and thunder rolling across the sky ... mmm. Makes for good sleep. I think I got about 5 hours. =)

*arms out...zoombie walk in* *walks towards coffee* morning/noon....lol
ahhh good day folks...lol anyone want to e-mail me a sig....lol hows every one....

it's been thundering and storming here since last night :/ I had to sit in my car and wait till the rain let up so I could boogie my ass around the corner into my house lol I really didnt mind tho I do however enjoy the new car smell still lol

*walks back in*

Hi ^_^

I need a double shot, I'm celebrating!

Hey Pink! Whatcha celebrating?

Hello everyone. How are you today?

groovie.....lol

Glad you are doing groovie, robin. ;)

*does the Dana dance*

Such a good day! I slept in... Da made me a royal breakfast, we went shopping and I got new clothes, new shoes, new room stuff, then I watched Rocky Horror Picture show with Da and now I have BOOK 6 for Harry Potter....

*smiles* YAY!

Hello dear, glad to see you are happy. :)

Well see I used to be a gymnast, and do all sortsa crazy flips on my trampoline. It's been a few years since I quit gym, and I went outside and in about 5 mins taught myself how to do an arabian again. I rock! ^_^

That's why I'm celebratin, I've still got the flip in me.

That's great, pink.
*sits near the bar, have a double scotch (Johnny red) and lights a cigarette*
too bad 'bout the last cafe. I think it's really cool.

The mental block you get when you're doing a new or unfamiluar flip is so weird. I had that for a little bit before I walked myself throught and did it. I feel like a champ today! ^_^

So pink, What a place like you doing in a girl like this?...

ROTFLMFAO! I am trippin too much for you to be talkin like that... I had to read it..... 5 times i think to understand it.

ROFLMAO!!! Some guy used a similar thing on me as a pickup line once. LOL

My brother-in-law's favorite pick up line is... are you ready for this ladies.... 'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?' And it works, believe it or not. *bursts into laughter.*

OMG I do believe it!!! I have a friend named Dennis. Well he had a brother Joe. They would go to clubs together when they were younger. Dennis would tell me that Joe would go up to women and ask to fuck. He would get at least 1 yes a night!

Is it really working? I'll try it...
anyway, I'm kind of wasted right now, and it wasnt a pick up line.
whats ROFLMAO

ROTFLMFAO is Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

gymnast huh....hmmmm lots o flexibility there......still nobody dancing on my shiny brass pole yet......
heheh yes im an old pervy basterd.....
but I know the moves a gymnast can do....
hehhehe
oh great...overactive imagination kicking in

poor Daermon... he needs and off switch some times.... ohh wait, so do i! lol

heheh.....naw...I just need to get out more....heeh

Me too.... Even after a 10 day vacation... I still feel like I need a vacation!

of course libido wise it doesn't help that my gf is on the other side of the planet.....but that is another story altogether....hehhe

You poor thing.

umm Hello? lol

heheh hey there its a fireball....(dumps a jug of water on the flaming one).....I'm in a weird mood

Hey now.
Thats not nice.

*goes around the room licking everything and everyone in sight* These shnozberries taste like shnozberries.

I'll have you know I taste like Cinnamon, thanks to Urban Decay's Cinnamon body powder.

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*Wipes tongue really fast with palms of both hands* Ohhh hott! Cimmanon! lol tooo hotttt!

I burn in all ways....oh yes ^.^

I am now jumping around im my brain like a chocolate bean... I got to see Charlie and the Chocolate factory and I need some hot chocolate with spiced rum... Can the bar tender hit me up?...

*walks in grabs a beer* hello everyone how are you all doing?

Hello, Arkadis, how are you tonight?

heheh I like a bit of hot cinnamon from time to time

Hot stuff is not good for me.... I get smoke commin out of my ears.

im good....

hmm cinnamon sounds good ..... wounder what kinda drink i can have that tastes like cinnamon any suggestions

hot stuff can be sooo much fun tho

hot stuff hmmm yeah that can be funn

Morning everyone!

I CAN NOT SLEEP! Jeez... I have reread Harry Potter 1-4 in three and a haf days and I am rereading 5 as we speak....

*looks at brass pole and smiles then snaps fingers and watches four young men and women start sharing it*

*blink*

Hot sinnamon? *wink*

Sour stuff makes me see sparklies.

I like sour stuff better than hot stuff and hot stuff better then sweet stuff!

*sits at a table all wide eyed*

Hi, everyone.

Cinnamon drinks?

Liquid Cocaine.

Jagermeister and Goldschlager.

*pokes at lycian* is it real *snotty voice* hehe
man you guys are quiet at night *sighs* :/

hey nic...
I guess this place is ampty again...
shame.

empty isnt the word lol EVERY time I can't sleep noone is ever on talking ... I'm checking every forum post yet again as I did befor I went to bed .. theres only like one or 2 entries ... how dissapointed I am lol

nothing worse than talking on an empty forum......lonely

why not stick the jukebox on and sing a little song...lets see....ooh! I love this one- ~....Sinner in black, points at me-ee....~

*sidles over to a overstuffed chair with her coffee'd sugar* mornin, anyone awake?

only us crazee loons...

but good morning to you LadyDalkara...

mornin Stabb. how'd your night go? *holds up the pot of coffee in invitation*

coffee...hmmm...yes please...

my night was as good as can be expected from undercooked bbq food...lol

I am feeling better now though...also had better moments that saturday too...lol...have you ever had a real deep emotional display in public? its refreshing! lol

how about your weekend?

*pours the coffee*
my hubby and i went out with friends. it was pretty cool actually, had a good time. saturday we all worked our butts off on the house to get the siding done. and then we had a huge bbq too. tho thankfully my man bbq's things all the way through. i'd never had corn on the cob on the bbq before, was awesome!
sunday was just flippin hot, i tried not to move much.

cool...It was pretty hot on sunday...I had to stay indoors..I was frying...

Yeah...BBQ are dangerous...I tried to warm them about cross contamination, but noooo....raw chicked and cooked beef...great!

but I am not bitter, only lost weight, which is cool too...lol

it was festival day again for us this weekend...it was...interesting...too bad people got to have attititudes...peace for all please...

bbq corn does taste sweeter to me...I have to drown it in butter though...hmmm...butter.....

*steals a cup of coffee, runs out the door*

*waves fleetingly and gazes longingly at Requiems rear*

aghhhhhhhhhh its too hot

*wanders back in*

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I forgot a cup ...

=/

It's been a mental morning.

Rain Man style.

*sigh*

*hands Req a towel* well thats yer lesson for the day.

*sits chin on hand and ponders what it must be like*

what which must be like? the burn, or realising yer having a rain man morning?

what .. what is like?

Thanks for the towel.

*Snags a coffee cup and wonders where the coffee went.*

*sigh*

Dammit.

I quit.

*lights a cigarette.

*flips the switch on a new pot of coffee* ten minutes Req :)

lol...many things, not least of which is....lol..

sorry...being fanciful...I shall be quiet now...

thanks for the coffee Lady, you sure make it sweet...

think i'm gonna run out for a smoke now that you mention is Req. catch y'all in a bit.

*waits for the coffee to brew*

Man. I suppose I better get dressed and get to work.

Blah.

by Lady, I hope you want to give up soon...

Hey Requiem, those are nice legs...

*sets the severed legs down*

THese old things?

You can have, them, then. =)

*sets the severed legs by Stabb's chair. waits for coffee to brew*

cool...do they still work?

and do I get a warranty?

THey're still fairly fresh, so probably. Ask 'em to dance. I got 'em from a clogger.

oooo coffee.

and what about the kite mark? have you had these safety passed? I wouldn't want to be walking down the road and have one fall off just like that...I might hurt myself....

That's what the clogger asked ... wanted a warranty for the shoes.

Silly clogger.

*wink*

*throws on a tie dye dress, picks up her cup of coffee and heads out the door to go to "work"*

steals Requiem a cup of coffee
*pulls his skirt up & runs away

ah...bye Reqiuem and have a good day, if such a thing is possible at work...

*goes and checks out the poles*

hmm...nice...

*stares at stabb666

^yars...you vish to see mine ass around a big pole. yah?

lol...I scared NonMortusEst...I can't pole dance...not that I have ever tried...lol :rolleyes

hey stabb, what am i to give up soon?

hello, M'LadyDalkara...

...give up the deathly white smoke...join in the clear air of doom...bring your ashen voice to the song of angels...sweep forth the decay from your heart...set upon a righteous mission of recovery...be unto....oh...ok...I see...its like that is it...well, I can write what I like...its not my fault if people think I'm weird...no....well...thats not my fault either...look...all I'm saying is that she should try to give up, for the betterment of the children! think of the children!...save them!...please?

Wow... my head hurts!

I love taking a nap while it storms! So refreshing and wonderful!

see what y'all done now boy!?

*slaps head*

never eat cheese before bedtime...unless you like your dreams like I do...lol

hello all...i like cheese........

I like cheese too.

Ima be closing this in just a sec and making a 48. Just a miniute.

yes cheese, blood, chains, what more could u wantt?lol