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blah blah blah ... *pokes da monkey in da eye*

oooooooowwwwwwww..my eye!!!!!!!!!
(pours hot melted chocolate over nic)

awwww man .... I JUST had another shower *grumbles* why would you be sooo cruel and put something on me I'm not fond of already *pouts* then again I wasn't to overly thrilled of the baby puke anyways lol

I thought we had this chocolate talk already. She doesn't like chocolate. :)

yup I know....that was for the poke in the eye....but the fun is cleanin her off.....hehehehe

Shakes all over daermon .... next tyme ya Dip me in something make it like that candie apple stuff so atleast it's chewie and amusing!!!!!! *grumbles* anyone got a neighbours pet they wanna kill?? *looks around*
**sighs** *rolls accross the wall so it can have a taste* *touches ANYTHING and EVERYTHING Daermon would touch (CEPT THAT YA FRICKEN SICKO) so he gets all chocolatet too!

hehe(lix nic in all her sticky parts...hehehe)

damnit that would be EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!..... mmm not good lol

hehe good is entirely perspective.....
I wouldn't complain....so from my point of view..quite good...I like chocolate after all
heheh

all this talk about chocolate is making me hungry

*Flashes some flesh* WOOHOOO there be skin under this icky chocolate ...... DAMNIT I BETTER Get a Sponge Bath after this crap *glares at Daermon*

woo hoo
on that like a chubby kid on a cheeseburger....
(sets up the webcams and clear glass tub in the middle of the room)

Stumbles in looking for coffee, makes his way over to the bar and fixes a mug. Takes a sips while looking around and chokes on it when he see's Nicnivian covered in chocolate walking around and spreading chocolate over everything. Shakes his head.
Nicnivian, I see you've done it again. ~grins~

Poor poor Nic... I feel sorry for you. lol

Morning Moonlit, don't mind me. I'm not fully awake yet. ~yawns~

Heya Shadow. I kinda slept in late today and so I'm not tired as of yet...
Sounds like you could use some jolt to wake you up. lol

Smiles, yeh like the 480 volt kind,lol. Well I had better get my butt in gear. Need to get ready for work. Fiunishes his coffee waves to MOonlit and walks out the door.

Laters, Shadow. Have a good day at work!

(I fill the see through tub with ice water while nic isn't looking pick her up all choclatey.....and dump her unceremoniously in the icy cold water...hehheheI begin to throw little sponges at her....)
hehehe
well i'm off to bed now ppl....

walks in startes ti stick to floor...sighs dam i missed the fun again...grabs a cup of coffee

wheels in grabs a cup of coffee.. finds a place to sit,, Merry Meet all and good morning,.going to be a hot one in maine again grrr,.

Blessed Be
Angitia

We should all just get on cam and make fun of each other :)

I am not allowed on cam,, fda says I am bad for peoples health,, and I am not allowed to view cams especially men cams for some reason I keep calling them shrek.. lol..hides fast,,,

awww! you're wasting the choco!!! gimme!! gimme!!

:P

anyway....besides chocolate and sponge bathes whats up?

hi everyone :) what's new? i think i'm sick but i'm cold... p.s. i would really like some chocolate.. :)

wooohooo sponge bath *chatters her teeth* ... a lil cold for my likeing but all is good .. not any worse then fallin into the lake :)
awww Tar it's be a water chocolate now :( sorry

*walks in*

Afternoon everyone, hope your day's going as mine. ^_^

as good as mine*

(Walks thru the door,looking as tho she has been Dragged thru a hedge backwards),Quick someone get me a double scotch,damn I hate work!..xx

O_O

errrrm...I'm off for a shower too...

*leaves sheepily...*

*grabs a shot of jager and sits down, takes the shot then lights one up*

I am so happy today ^_^

whips daermon* oh yeah, you like it ;)

Ahhh... that was a nice shower. Time to finally get some breakfast.... at 3pm ;)

grrrrrrr.............I AM SO BORED there is no one to bite and nowhere to go *cries* its so evil!!!

*naws on a peice of toast*

(After having quite a few double scotches at the bar,decides to sit down and chill,before she falls down,,,,Looks around to see who is in)....Pretty quiet tonight..xx

*returns refreshed with cleany loveliness...*

Any one care to join me for a glass of fruity red?

*sets bottle down on table and starts to shuffle deck of cards...*

~...Having trouble with the high school head...~

*deals out a cycle of clock patience...*

*sits in on the hand of patience*

*cries*

I missed chocolate sponge baths.

*sniff*

But, yeah, getting on cam and making fun of each other sounds FUN!

*yanks hand back in the nick of time, as they say...*

hello Requiem lady...I agree, it would be fun...but I don't have a cam...and I only have a 128k dialup...lol

*points at mirror...*

mwhaa ha ha ha ha... ha.... ho... ha...... ha..... oh... hmm.... yes....

*Waves finger for jukebox...AC/DC...*

~...Stand up and be counted...~

well...I never did see...eek...

*turns to drink...takes a gulp of the precious red liquid...*

got any cookies?

No. I made fudge.

SWEEEET!!!

Please tell me there's chocolate sauce!?

*...licks lips...*

Hmmm...fudge....

Awww! Your are so kind...nobody ever made me fudge before...

Fancy a game of poker anyone?

Texas hold 'em...

$100 stake, no limits...

I fear that demons bite my fingers...*you

I only play penny poker.

I work to hard for my money, and suck to hard at poker; I don't like to lose, either.

:P

cool...you want play for shots of bourbon?

this could get ugly

Make it tequila and you've got a deal.

Damn woman!

Wit' de wurm an' all?

Let's go...can we put the bottles on ice?...I like it cold...I am strange, yes, but work with me here...lol

*shuffles new deck...cuts...*

Anyone else in for a hand? go on....go on....oh, I could be here all night...lol


go on...

Padron, chilled, no salt, with limes on the side.

I likes mine nekkid n shiverin'.

*grin*

I should let the lady deal...

*Gentlemanly like slide of cards across table...*

*cheesy grin* :D

*spreads the cards out in a sloosh over the table and messes them around until they are mixed then stacks them up*

Wanna cut?

Some people dont believe me that I am eating cookies and drinking milk right now...but I am...really...milk and cookies...watching a tape of the space shuttle launch and some cop car crashing into a house in a high speed chase...

whats the deal lady?

*grabs them tequilla bottles* I'll get em nekid and shiverin for ya ;)

*dragging butt up to the bar* looking for someting ice cold to drink
*phew* is it ever hot out there

*MWAH!*

THanks Nic!

We are playing 5 card stud, nowild.

I WOULDNT know ... Daermon plunked my ass in the icey cold water this morning :( and I've been here evr since .. I dunno what he's thinking .,.... but THIS CERTIANLY isnt the way to perform a fricken sponge bath! ... *juggles the sponges*

Oh no...please...a man is trying to play poker here...

*pour two shots...*

*palm outstretched, warms water in bath..and adds bubbles...lots of bubbles...*

Hmm..Sorry?

Oh...yes...er...5 card...stud....yes...ok...hic

Hey Nic?

WHen you juggle your boobies jiggle too.

Can you juggle 5 sponges?

*wink*

SEE!

See what happens when you taint my fragile little mind with such naughties!?

lets play...

*blink*

I haven't even dealt yet. ANd you've drunk both shots.

I'm going to positively skin you!

*grin*

*sets to dealing 5 cards each*

*peeks at her cards*

*giggles and throws two toothpicks into the middle of the table*

That's the kind of underhand tactic that I expected...grr...

Distraction...thats the name of the game...them you tell me you havn't dealt..well...that's good, 'cus I didn't see you either...so...you dealin' or what? :D

*walks in looks around*

Jagerbomb, please.

How is everyone this evening?

*blink*

I already dealt.

oh.

*lays hand over cards...*

I'm ah going in blind...

*slings 4 matchticks in *

*chuckle*

I call. *throws her matchsticks in*

*folds...*

lol...I aint going for that...nuh uh...I'm just being strategic...

*meditates...*

*grabs a matchstick from the table*

Thanks..... I had a bit of carotid stuck in my fang.

ok.

I have an idea.

Do you play chess?
I have a board right here, if you are game?

ok...bad idea...its past 3am here and I have run out of cookies...and nearly out of milk *gasp*

nooooo......

May the moon bring a good night to you sweet ladies and Mr Duc...

I *do* play chess.

ANother time then. *grin*

I play my enemies like a game of chess ;)

Move them around on little squares for hours on end?

*glares at TD before he even says anything * Watch it !! :D I Have water and I know JUST HOW TO USE IT! eeeeehehe

He doesn't like water. Hence the lack of showers.

oooOoOoOoooOooOooOooOooOOOoOOoo thats cruel ...... amuseign but definantly CrUeL heheheheheheh YAY *bounces and spalshes all ovr the plce* ...........damnit *leans over the tub* Wasnt me I DIDNT DO IT! :D

it;s so cute when you bounce.


bubble bath time. YaY


someone get the soap.

ACK!

I dropped my contact


nobody move.

*Yanks Deity into the clear tub with her* Screw the contacts I'll buy ya new pretty green ones :P I'm bored cover'd in chocolate and bubbles and atleast the water is warm now lol
AND AND AND I gots me a perdy lady all soaking wet in da tub with me *whispers and we make NO room for daermon now 'evilgrin' Thats what he gets for dumpin me in chilly water with no fricken follow through on the sponge bath* Licks a finger on the sticky dried chocolate... kinda tastes like fudge mehhh

MmMMmmMmMM... fudge!
Haven't made that in like over a yr!

*Walks in and up to the bar and grabs a bottle of Jose and an orange and goes and sits on a couch and watches Nic and Deity bathe*

Looks fun... Glad you got warm water though!!

hehehe
sorry bout that nic...was getting stupidly tired there....and had much shit to do today.....
heheh I figured someone else would help with the sponge bathing.....but nobody had the guts to try.......wimps....hehhe yes req....i called ya a wimp....hehhe
what ya gonna do bout it...

*walks in and looks around.

Whoa, 53! Not bad.

*finds favorite sofa and curls up with paperback novel.

gotta catch up on my reading.

hehe welcome back touch
whatcha reading?

the book is called "victorian and edwardian ghost stories" edited by richard dalby.

they're pretty good.

sounds good...I may have to look it up
but now I close this thread....on to 54