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Vampires DNA may have the ability to resist aging, and a vampire's appearance will change dramatically over time. Vampires, however, lose all of their hair within 10 years of transformation...

So why are the guys and gals here not all bald!!

Well, as a member of Hairclub for Vampires, I can say that I'm quite pleased with what they have been able to do for me. :-)

alas! i wear a hair piece. lol, just kidding.

OOh you must be one of those new generation vamps Jason hehehee

OMG is that what happened to cancers hair???

todays Surgery is Brilliant....

ROFLMAO LOL ROFL
you people are too bad....
lol

Best thing about the hair falling out is no more Brazillian waxing! OUCH!

@Jason LMAO

Dude, I spent 7 hours in the tattoo chair for my last tat. A lot of which was pretty painful. I am SCARED of buttwaxing!

...I get electrolysis for my elebrows. They're not falling out fast enough-- where I need them to fall out, at least.

Since when has vampires been going bald? I have to much hair as it is! It goes half way down my back!

Ok, now thats where I draw the line. If I want anything requiring an outlet near anything that important to my "social life".... I'll break freaky with a lamp socket....
Other than that... I'm a wax girl, followed by razors and tweezers up-keep.....
roflmao

No wonder Mr. Cancer's bald? *giggles!*
kidding!

hhmmm? really Pammy Pam Pam..that's a new one
thanks! =)

Ooh my gosh, so if the research on Vampires being bald is true.. it means that Cancer and Tyler are only two real Vampires here?? Come on.. the rest of you are winding me up ..you are wearing wigs right???

;)

Lol Khay.. dont razors half hurt 'tho..try the cream!! *ouch* on the waxing!

Emmy: Have you ever heard about wigs? :)) Of course, I don't need any...

Um yah im not completly bald I once had extremly long hair

Maybe vampires just masturbate too much...

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
states:

1. A person who masturbates.
2. A detestable person.

Is called a wanker and not... a Vampire Atrophy..but you do seem to have some knowledge of that subject ;)

oh for the love of pete....
rofl

who's Pete..lol is he a Vampire? Does he have all of his hair? Oh yeah ..Hats people Hats..enough said..weeee

Well, my hair started to fall off since I was 15!!!!!
Nowadays I razor-shave it all off :)

i have no clue

Emmy, that would just signify that me and Cancer are the -old- vampires, right? not that we are the only ones.
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Pete is my ex-husband.. my first one.. hes scarsEx :) and yes, he is bald

lol Em...

Someone told me if I masturbate too much, I'll go bald. *checks hairline* Yep... receding... ;)

wigs all wigs i tell ya.

Naw, the only thing that happens when you masturbate is kittens die.

ROFL

WHAT CANCER'S BALD!?!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh well it's wigs for me then.

hahah I'm at a loss for words... I didn't know just how popular the false hair industry was lol

ROFLMAO nightshade
good lord those pics are funny

Hey I never said I was a vamp...I just hang out with em.....i'm a blue flying monkey in search of dorothy....even have a pic on my profile..tee hee

well! i'm waiting for my hair to go back to long one again! :P

I totaly agree with untot =)

Hmm, its just all the good Vampire movies that I have seen the main Vampire is bald... or umm nearly :)

I never meant this thread to get personal on our bald members chuckles...You you forum junkies!! .. but just so you know, I think bald rocks! Yay