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It all started when

the Moon was full

and shadows grew near

As the wolves howled

smelling the peoples fear

they were in tutus 🩰

shaking their money makers

working the red-light district

like wolves of WallStreet

ready to ponce on

anyone willing to pay

for some legitimate booty 😋

And for all the

memories that they had

stored for some ass

Her blood tasted bitter.

and it was intoxicating

still it was runny

and hard to catch

Especially wearing ballet shoes 🩰

While skydiving with a

kid on her back

Hyped up on sugar

while yodeling in French

and getting a perm

Cradling a Greyhound puppy 🐶

it couldn't get weirder

drenched in rainbow glitter

Wearing underwear over clothes

and banana skin shoes

with unshaven arm pits

That are smelly and

and so big

they looked like bushes

using hedgeclippers to shave

being careful not to

Bleed half to death

trying to look good

all tarred and feathered

Darkness penetrated her soul.

like the dark night

she lorded over instagram

always striking the pose

that made lemurs heroes

straight, tall and proud

and too damn cute

for their own good

riding sparkly bilingual camels 🐫

With long wings and

Blingy shimmery magnificent manes

flowing in the wind

While singing 'Eminence Front' 🎶 The Who

And marching to the

beat ofa different drummer

Who plays wildly and

has wicked weed-like dreds

So he casts a

dred (at) the northern lights

His eyes glistening red

and his cloak alights

mesmerizing those looking on

the amazing technicolor dream-cloak😁

in all it's glory

"Wow" everyone gasped drunkenly 🥴

And they suddenly freeze

frame, freeze frame indeed

Before anyone can react

a Twister game ensues

right hand on what?

till all were naked

and the fun began

it got real twisted

And fun turned into

downright consensual carnal pleasure

heaps of pleasure indeed

and everyone was happy

even the farmers daughter

because riding a cowboy

Is the best way

to avoid crotch crickets

and ensure multiple heights

of earth shattering orgasms

keeping crickets at bay 🦗

and singing Christmas songs

naked flash mob style

much to the chagrin

of the onlooking Priests

who clutched their crosses

while spanking their monkeys

who wore leather chaps

not seeming to care

their bananas 🍌 were exposed

And everyone was horrified

except the monkeys themselves 🐒

who enjoyed being spanked

and being quite naughty

but harmless little stalkers

Who sleep all day

and boogie all night

Hypnotizing anyone who dares

to stare at them

they will strike out

and be blissfully happy

riding cocaine coated giraffes 🦒

bottoms numb and tingling

saddled tall and proud

With nothing to fear

for they are fierce

biotches ready to rumble

taking shit from noone

taking shits on everyone 💩

Being the boss here

smearing what needs smearing

and teaching hard lessons

while turning sick tricks

And wowing all around

leaving them wanting more

shaking their wet bananas 🍌

freshly peeled and ready

To mash and use

however they see fit

When the sun descends

the crickets held court

regaling tales of yesteryear

And reenacting scenes of

riding the tall grass

with their baby nymphs 🦗🦗

always as their posse

throwing their gang signs

and ready to rumble!

they approached without caution

like the mini Sopranos

hands on their weapons

murder on their minds

a squeak echoed out

as they got ready

to open fire on