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Many many miles away

a gecko was hiding

his collection of captives

under a glass dome

All huddled together shivering

waiting for the sun

suddenly Luigi's dragged in

his brother Mario's hat

and princess peaches hair

as a fetish for

The weirdos who were

calling Luigi a hero

Bowser laughed and held up

a peace sign for

crocodile unrest + chicken trafficking

and the chicken ran,

crossing the road, until

raccoon bandits roped him

And dragged him back

to the Texas whorehouse

to ride a cowboy

stuffed with hot cheetos

They were party dancers

Always causing a ruckus

in fishnet stockings and

wearing tight outfits and

spraying oil into the

most awkward places imaginable

kite surfing hoes know

Others vomited at the

nanny goat bra hunters

that stole the panties

Tower as masks so

frogs be reppin' capybaras

the two creatures are

hip as crickets yo'

Shot by centipedes by

any one else's imagination

proper parrots partnered properly 🦜 👌

Flying around with ease

With the flying monkeys

Playing banjo on a

one horse open sleigh

chasing down a flock

Of geese so they

Of geese so they

could make proper fleece

listening to the police

trying to make peace ✌️

Yet they shot and

danced with Jolly glee

While they video taped

for Cadrewolf2's video collection

busted out the red

Videoed which had girls

she knew better than that

battling dem' ho's see

she fought like an oax

total baller no jokes

Kicking ass all around

lit fireworks for fun

dance around like crazy

flipping tricks like daisies

which made the men

quack like drunk ducks

she heard the big ducks

Brains squirming like toads

bugs bunny started jumping

on the brains and

tubthumping on passing trains 🚆

that smeared them down

,right down the drains

into the tunnels that

made koalas the craze

tunnels covered in gems

koalas 🐨 blinged out yes!

putting on top hats

and batting their eyelashes

as flamingos strolled by

the deep pound of

flesh on the sidewalk

was them hooking oh-my 🫦👠

and I couldn't resist

sexy Flamingo booty 🦩yes!

With big ta-Tas wiggling

turning trix 4 tips

she did not know why

she was hypnotized by

numbers of how it

Was calculated, added and

added to their list of

kinks that they liked

(Please 4 words**)

keeping patrons anticipation high

through the city of,

a million people, located

in your minds eye

Yet the itch was

tiny fleas dancing wickedly

Flowing through there skin

poured molasses to trap

Them and use them

as bait for the

fire ants that crawled

up their long legs

biting as they went

till fire dissolved them

then came the scorpions

made of flame and

edible flombie sauce cupcakes

and they were delicious

Enjoying my time with

the scrumptious delectable nuggets

with scorching hot peppers

they were dy-no-myte yo

confetti sprayed all over

she never knew why

So she traveled far

To the hidden temple

of the great, powerful

Oz who was a

"I Am Iron Man" 🎙

Bumblebee jumping down to

Rescue all of the

sick animals from the mud of

who's fur was fluffy

Optimus said Forward March

Just as fat Albert

scrambled for his dongle

Good grief so big

chip on his shoulder

I never understood why