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Many ages go lived

a maiden that liked

herself only and noone

really knew what she

ate or danced like

but they all loved

her sexy taco breath

and her line dancing

which was so far-out

of their comfort zone

the wierd giraffe ran

like there was something

good hiding for snacks

up their skinny ass

a tiger started chasing

A porcupine in pink

boots and a black

jockstrap and fur coat

but they forgot the

3d glasses of course

they ate the edibles

and got the munchies

while doing The Dougie

the raccoons were watching

but didn't want to

the humans were naked!

and afraid but scared 😱

that others would laugh

Started having weed competition

to see who was

staying erect longer lol 😆

and who was peeking

at the others buttcrack

🤣😂but saw something else😱

trickling out oh no 🤦‍♂️

whatever can that be

In the dark corner

of your minds eye

it wasn't chocolate sauce 🤦‍♂️

but just as sticky

"Oh crap!" she said

not realizing that the

mud was piling up

they lost their shoes

and then their booze

and without those things

they started to ooze

slimy, juicy, slippery beads

what's next, you choose

they sung the blues

while petting a Dasypodidae

and other mammals also

who had been deported

without any due process