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There once lived a

fool on the hill

composed of critters mainly

But had a tophat

made of pure beeswax

and was usually lit

from all the weed

and life was good

as it surely woud

when one is foolish

but completely at peace

with themselves and the

end of their life

knowing that in death

Peace shall we find

And authentic Labubu Dolls 🪆

Monsters cute an cuddly

wanting to come home

To where they all

shall be over commercialized

by a World created

in someone else's mind

Spiralling thoughts intertwined

Magical rhythm perfectly aligned

wondering what they'd find

astral monkey creature titans

and other minecraft creatures

pink flaming robot beasts

Setting on knotted logs

getting splinters on their

tushies and their toes

which is better than

a poop gun shooting

at anything that moves

underneath your bed when

you try and read

your favorite cookbook recipe

so that you can

bake those special brownies

and cope with society

like stupid trump shit

and way too many

reasons to be introverted

with gray balding heads

and long wirey beards

getting caught on fire

Grab the water jug

Throw that bucket here

oops filled it with

Loads of bullet ants

and they aren't happy

Crawling and stinging ahhh

jumps in nearest pool

and starts to swim

hoping to get away

into the dark night

living happily ever after

but the ants returned

they wanted to sting 🤬🐜

and call the Police :)

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen answered

then got stark naked

and was not ashamed

shook they're money makers

raised a glass cheeers

then ran off blindly

wherever his thing pointed

his compass went crazy

but it was fun

it then broke off

but he carried on

landing on a truck

sat dazed as f**k

Onward he searched alone

looking for the lost

DVD of Home Alone

knowing that Kevin was

working on his special

plans to thwart the

ancient vampire's devious

plot against humanity

that nobody could stop

until a dark wizard

Told a story about

crazy fairies with Cheetos

who danced the Macarena

while blowing their dust

and Marijuana smoke everywhere

and then everyone danced

With vampires and Hellhounds.

clockwise in a circle

did a weird seance

both invoking and evoking

trance induced prairie dogs

barking at the moon

While on camels oddly

watching out for predators

2 hump camels ofcourse

because two humps are

sexier then one always

not to mention the