WOW, okay, let's kick this off right...
Masturbation. LOL!
LMFAO @ ZombieMLegendre I'm SURE you'd figure something out.
I miss Bowling.
writing post it notes or letters (yes I actually still write penned letters)
Shining my shoes....(Now go home and get you f*#ing shine box....LOL)
Fixing cars, rebuilding engines, even basic things like fluid checks and top offs.
Holding my crow and ruffling his feathers lol. Yes my pet crow lets me mess with his feathers because he loves the attention