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In a land once

Covered with dinosaurs there

swarmed fiendish little devils 😈

Biting and licking everything

Cave people hid in

Fear but they were

eventually under their spell

and resistance was futile

As was going to

stomp the bubble wrap

with their tiny horns 👿

And long piercing thorns

horny thorny lil things 😉

That grab at passersby

stealing their game boys 🤣

and selling them to

three blind mice lol 🐭🐁🐀

Jack and Jill wanted

a buck+ a quarter

to dwell in the

past of the life

that mario knew how

to dance in the dark

with moves like Jagger

Yet he slipped on

A banana peel then.....

did the splits lol🍌

And twirled around until

he had the shits 💩

but all at once

then hit the bricks

and the music stopped

as the floor shifts

to disco lights flickering

And the shadows move

Escaping the colored lights

that they couldn't resist

Macho Man was playing 🔊🎵

and YMCA was also

echoed thru the air

making the birds dance

On limbs while watching

yetis breakdancing inda snow ❄️

While singing loudly to

"Return Of The Mack"🎵

about his cheating ex

and eating cocoa pebbles

soaked in pop rocks

that created a stomachache

and a mouth party 🥳

chasing it down with

a hose and whips

likes to run fast

But surrendered to fate

hopping off the bridge 🌉 🤪

all of a sudden

for shits and giggles

They swallowed the load

and vomited everywhere and

twas a viral load 🤢

Rotten eggs and spinach

chef special for sure

and made them want

more of them things

syrupy, sweet and crimson

to mask the nastiness

they added hot sauce

that made their mouths

numb to any taste

From the absinthe that

turns their mouths colors

and makes them feel

mysterious things in waves

like a bad dream

about 3 toed weasels

and penguins fighting over

toads that they lick

And trip out on

summoning demon lemur kings

And their army of

men walk around the streets

looking for more Lemurs

to dance the Macarena

and eat tator tots

while the bunnies play

trombones and pink ukuleles

and singing songs about

barbie and Teletubbies with

they knew the truth

dolls have lives too

like M3GAN and Chucky

And Annabelle who made

out w/Art the Clown 🤡

and got excited when

he scalped her afterwards

seeing her naked baldness

he licked his lips

And started running after

her with his scalpel

screaming really loudly

and doing the Macarena

while chugging mushroom tea

She saw things melt

into her hands it melts

And starts to burn

was her own scalp !!!!

Tonto laughed and pointed

💬 atleast it's not mine

And ran before they

had a chance to

meet Arts angry scalpel

Yet the cockroaches formed

Art squashed them instantly

in his wild imagination

spilled marbles on the

floor and then he

saw everyone tripping lol 😆 😂 🤣

and happily joined them

to attempt break dancing

with many bruises appearing

art chopped them up

Adding them to stew

with ghost pepper sauce

And spooky mushrooms and

and eye of newt

boiling tell it became

"Certified Fresh" Rotten Tomatoes

that they sold at

The highest price so

that they could afford

Art's ultimate Terrifier 3D

to play for all

And to battle against

his mini terrifier army 🤡

on All Hallows Eve