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Just when I thought it was safe to read profiles again... I get hit with my all time hated quote followed by a stupid sentence chaser...



v Quote: "Why so Serious?" --The Joker





whats up? howz it goin? bye.



They say it is only the ignorant person that resorts to profanity... FUCK YOU! YOU ARE WASTING PRECIOUS MOTHERFUCKING PIXELS!!!! Yes... Only the ignorant need to resort to such silly behavior.

SHIT ON A SHINGLE AND CALL IT TOAST! IT WOULD BE MORE ORIGINAL THAN ANOTHER WASTE OF SPACE PROFILE!!!

There are so many ignorant people out there... I really am so very tired of that quote. So. Very. Fucking. Tired.

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
00:20 Dec 18 2008

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Jho
00:43 Dec 18 2008

I fucking shat brix and I loved it

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JUGGLEHEADS! Can we rightfully declare genocide here? Is it even genocide? You are all faded carbon-copies of one another! Get a juggalo that is a mime! Or a bank teller! Shangri-La has no room for the same damned faces... and jugglehead profiling is becoming so you are just one blur of poo to me. Yeah, no name...





Quote: I am TAKEN!!!





My name is ****.

My sn is FFHim

I love my friends and family and GOD!!!

IM VERY FUN AND OUTGOING!!!

I love my life!!!

I WILL ALWAYS BE A JUGGALETTE 4 LIFE!!!

I AM TAKEN BY *******!!!

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Xzavier
00:37 Dec 12 2008

More like pest control ;)

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ThothLestat
04:17 Dec 12 2008

sterilize them NOW.

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Wasn't there a time when vampire vernacular was impressive?

Thou hath taken thine grammar and pricked it with the venomous malcontent of those of a lesser stature? A plague on your coffins!



Quote: the undead travels fast





i am a 21 year old vampier i love to drink blood but i only drink once a mounth i love the night and all that comes with it i amwhat u call a man that dont give a fuck so if you like what you hear than hit me up

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ThothLestat
00:45 Dec 10 2008

'vampier'... must be French.



so, arest thou going to hitteth him up?

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Isis101
02:13 Dec 10 2008

Well...at least the lil' un' didn't fail miserably by using thee and thou incorrectly...

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CryingDutchess
03:02 Dec 10 2008

you are too nice, Isis.... he be stoopid.

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CryingDutchess
03:02 Dec 10 2008

you are too nice, Isis.... he be stoopid.

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Oceanne
03:27 Dec 10 2008

That one needs some of your toddler soup...sooo delisiiiicious

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Sinora
11:36 Dec 10 2008

So, you gonna hit him up or what ? lmao

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moonkissed
21:10 Dec 10 2008

hit him up or hit HIM? i got lost when i am what all became one word! LOL

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We have a new heavy-weight contender, folks! Yes, name is protected, however, I still can't figure out how no one gets embarrassed by their dopiness.



there are studies that proove they exists...proof literally written proof and files ducked away in some filing contrapment...i intend on meeting one, becoming one.

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ThothLestat
03:26 Dec 03 2008

my file contrapment is locked, so my proofs are ducked away safely fore an iternitee!

*head explodes*

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CryingDutchess
03:51 Dec 03 2008

NOOOO! *picks up pieces of gooey cranium* That sucks. I like Thoth.

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moonkissed
16:01 Dec 06 2008

do i even want to know?

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Isis101
00:13 Dec 16 2008

Oh God...LMAO!

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Puberty hits some kids in the oddest of ways -- some find hair others find fangs... some find both!



Quote: "Darkness is at every corner, it will never go away"





I'm a 16 yr old girl who recently found out I am a real vampire. I like to stay up late and listen to music. The music I listen to is Green Day, Avirl Lavgine, Padamor, tec. ( sorry can't spell good).



*turns on light* Yeah, Vampirella, those dark corners are way tricky. That would explain the confusion between "tec." and "etc.". Don't worry, you are a young vamp and have hundreds of years ahead for improvement.

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Oceanne
03:28 Dec 10 2008

omg.O_O

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I'm fairly certain there is nothing for me to point out here -- all teh elements of a worthy entry are most certainly in tact. No names. I truly hope I don't pay taxes for this person to exist. I only took a snippet from the pro. Once it got all "Yoda", I had to stop.



I am a hybrid vampire. I do attend school but plane on dropping out so I can do more of what I do best. I do lots of other things that humans do. I do have a deep understanding about other people and where they come from with their thinking but when it comes down to the bottom line I believe what I believe and that's just the way it is. Single I am. I do also from time to time cut open my own self. I have a very strong sense of smell and a lot of smells do make me sick.



So many sentences to choose from, so little interest.

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Xzavier
00:19 Dec 03 2008

How many times did the fool say "do"? lol

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CAJOME
13:40 Dec 03 2008

8, I do think.

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moonkissed
16:03 Dec 06 2008

a shower sometimes helps with the smell thing...ew.

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Isis101
00:15 Dec 16 2008

This one should definetely stay in school.

Then after that, on to a state institution.

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And the stupidest profile blurb award goes to **** for this fine submission



I'm a woman, I like to feel like one. I think I'm what would happen if Adolf Hitler and a Vaudeville dancer produced progeny.

I guess you guys realize I am rating again... This crop of pros are selling like hot cakes!





† I'm 18 Years Old & I'm A Satanist†



†What Kind You Might Ask, But I'm A Rebel Satanist†



What the fuck is a rebel satanist? I'm thinking along the lines of...





Yeah, one way ticket to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. I know, I know.

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atyourwindow
23:55 Dec 02 2008

o.o send that one to xzavier , do it do it do it! lol

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Xzavier
00:21 Dec 03 2008

O M G ! Even I feel the need for forgiveness after simply looking at that! When you die you're on your own for that one girl *gasps*

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MysticMoon
15:10 Dec 03 2008

* pick jaw off floor.. what a picture !!!!

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moonkissed
16:05 Dec 06 2008

rotflmfao!

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I don't know where to start or finish. What is this Whelp trying to say about us? I don't know if we're being insulted, put on a petri dish or this person is just plain confused.



Quote: I wAnT tO kNoW iT aLl





okay so im the last person u would expect to see on here from what i read this place can get really dark. Besides that dont count on my profile being dark in anyway. I dont know exactly what i am doing here but there is a reason for everything so there is a reason why im here. SO hmmm about me i love life and i have and undeniable thirst for knowledge weird right????



Really dark? Dark profile pre-requisite? Karmic membership? Speaky English!

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XxLadyDarkRaynexX
09:46 Dec 06 2008

hahaah.at least i know I will always crack a smile when I come in here sis

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It may say female on this Whelp's profile, but I am willing to bet this is a man! Oh, and what is the deal with coming to a vamp database specifically to find a mate? Sheesh!



Quote: It is a womans place to serve a Man for it is her puprose to please Him.





Hello everyone,



i am a submissive female who is currently searching for a Master. i enjoy reading,writing,painting,playing piano;flute;harp;violin; and guitar, i like the night aswell as the full moon. i am searching for a longterm relationship with a Male who has a good sense of humor likes being sensual although very strict aswell.







*I did not make this pics, typos ain't me! The point translates, though.

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moonkissed
16:12 Dec 06 2008

i remember this one from when my Husband(read my profile, yes i call Him Sir)was surfing VR last week. wrong fucking site. wrong fucking pitch.

she belongs on fucking collarme or rapemeandtreatmelikeshit.com. ok i gave an opinion, thanks.

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I am now expressing opinion of some Whelps through Fine Art...





Quote: the world would be less violent if everyone had hula hoops ..........so lets destroy the hula hoops





Im looking for a blood giver

The password is... ABORTION. Yes, it is a hard word to swallow -- but, the one fetus down could save oh so many lives.



im a 13 year old who loves the taste of blood and is a outcast in school that skates,sets things on fire,and listens too harcore rock.



See? Sometimes there are reasons well beyond rape and incest to abort. ABORT MISSION! Houston? We have 13 year old, blood-drinking pyro coming up on your six...

Well, what else is there to say?? I REALLY want to give out this Whelp's name, I laughed so hard!



Quote: *WHAP* back in the kitchen!





Hi. I'm Bob. And i think all women should be in the kitchen...



Shoves LDR into kitchen and whispers "This is Bob and NOT B-Dazzle. You might have to wear two chains." *pats sis on her cute little head*

"Now learn how to cater to my brother!"

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atyourwindow
23:55 Dec 01 2008

lol i have minions now lol

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cadrewolf
00:10 Dec 02 2008

Seen that and was truly ashamed, but had to smirk

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TheSnowQueen
11:46 Dec 02 2008

man are you two ever in TROUBLE wait until that Kitchen Witch reads this . . .

Imma gonna hide in Da Attic, the wrath she will impose on you two will be remembered I am sure of that. LDR scares me almost as bad as **shivers at the mere thought of the ugly mug pic **

Runs in circles with a look of fear on her face @.@ ahahhahah ~!

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