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Ok, as we all know our profiles are our own to create, revise, and build. Though after hours of rating and reading I have realized how few really are creative with their profiles. Now there are a few that are... laughable at. For example, ones that go like this.



"HI! I am fucktard, I am here cause I am a dumb asshole. Don't do this or else! Or else I will fart on you!"



I mean really? Keyboard warrior much? Starting to think I should go back to my old rating ideals and rate for the creativity of a profile. Then there are the females like this... These are my favorite cause I laugh so hard at them.



"I am mrs sexybuttnotsexy. I have boobs the size of Nantucket, and my pussy is so tight a piece of lint would get me off."



And the male counterpart!





"Hello I am Mr Whogivesafuck. I have a dick that wraps around the world and my body is godly.‏



Did I mention I am the perfect romantic?"





Ok, are you overcompensating for something? I personally admit my parts are not perfect, in fact you are lucky to see it hit 2 centimeters! But really?!



WHat I am getting at this with is:



A) Please be creative the best you can be. I can understand some that are just coming out and going. "I don't know what to put here yet." But come on, strap into that imagination and work something out. Even if it takes you a bit to think of it.



B) Know this site is not a dating site. Yea people meet their soul-mate here but many are not looking for it and it happens. Also know the more information you 'put' out there, the more someone can take advantage of it. Either mentally, or well let's face it. There are some that would take such personal information and create a false identity and take whatever they can from that said identity. AkA bank fraud, credit card fraud. Credit fraud... and oh let's not forget identity theft.



So be creative, keep personal info off the site, and by the devils... make it interesting so when we do get to something worth reading we can sit there and enjoy the read!

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xIllusionsx
09:49 Aug 06 2014

"I am mrs sexybuttnotsexy. I have boobs the size of Nantucket, and my pussy is so tight a piece of lint would get me off."



that one is about 99.9$ of VR lmao!



wait..then again...they wouldn't be that tight...forget it..I take that back...

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DarknessEvolved
09:57 Aug 06 2014

ROFL I know right! I swear I wonder about the sexual lifestyle of some on this site, the desperate whim of some profiles are just... laughable, others are just facepalming it makes me want too!



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lordess
12:02 Aug 06 2014

Strange that I hardly come across profiles such those you have mentioned. The ones I see are pretty awesome. It is a good thing that there is an option to change usernames, I guess. I like the ones with really good codings. There're just too much name changing going on. It leaves me baffled, I must admit.

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Isis101
21:21 Aug 06 2014

You are too damn funny...lol!



While I love artistic creativity with the profiles, I like what a person says even more...how well can they communicate? Can they use proper grammar and spelling? Are they actually INTERESTING, and different from the pack of 'mrs sexybuttnotsexy' and 'Mr Whogivesafuck' s...?

Profiles full of pics with little to no commentary are annoying to me. Anyone can put up selfies in their nasty bathrooms for all to see. Whoop-dee-fuckin-do.

And don't get me started with all of the name changes on profiles...

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Heyokha
18:28 Aug 07 2014

This is Epic dude, thanks for the laugh. I must say you have hit the nail on the head .



I have no idea what category I fit uner

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Heyokha
18:28 Aug 07 2014

This is Epic dude, thanks for the laugh. I must say you have hit the nail on the head .



I have no idea what category I fit uner

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deathnitegrl
12:48 Sep 08 2014

These are things that I've been saying for 9 years!



I'd also add, certain profiles are extremely creative! Too much glittery stuff and backgrounds where you can hardly read the text. I want to know the person not see their background.

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[Originally posted on: 17:10:34 - Jun 27 2012]



Have you ever wondered what lies on the other side, you will know that most of what life is there for is training for what lies ahead. Will we sit there and complain, or will we stand up and do something about it?



The age old question, one everyone asks at one point in time is this. "What is the meaning of life?" Well The meaning of life is what you make of it. Logically you are born to die, but philosophically you are born to live.



It is not what we see in ourselves, it is what others see in us. Did we mark our lives in history, did we do something grand and spectacular. Many of us won't ever be in a history book, few will ever do something spectacular. But, in the books of others... that's where most lay in wait.



We sit here on sites like this and we complain about this person and that, we troll and be keyboard warriors. For what purpose? Our own enjoyment? No, many whom do it seem to get only a partial rise out of it. In the end though they hurt themselves.



Bring a cogent debate up with another, keep it out of the lines of a illogical argument and there you will find some of the best brainstorming you will ever find.



For those who have not studied Logic, or have not gotten far into it. A cogent debate is where two or more people sit and talk about differences in their ways, when one is wrong they will admit it. All facts are laid down. An 'argument' is nothing more then a few words to state facts and nothing more.



It is not heated, nor is it in anger. A cogent debate does hold tension, but that tension is in control. Not by just those holding the debate, but those around it as well.



Now, if we were to in fact provide a debate along the lines of why we do not enjoy one thing or another. Perhaps there would hold a industry of understanding.



Maybe perhaps one would also understand that the true question is what is the meaning of life? But instead, what is the purpose of MY life? Some are soldiers, some poets, comedians, lovers, and so forth. Your purpose is always a positive of things.



So, till you learn and understand what this means... look inside yourself and seek what you can bring to the table. If you can't bring anything, perhaps its time to learn more about yourself then you truly know.

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Isis101
21:24 Aug 06 2014

I use to wonder about the other side, but no more; now I think that when we die, we just die.

So - we need to make each day - and our very lives - count in one way or another before we kick the bucket. Try to leave something good and beneficial behind.

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Social Experiment time boys and girls, freaks of all ages. Today we will be experimenting the social psyche. How it reacts in different measures of different venues.



Rule 1: No drama! I don't care who you are. I don't care who you hate. Or think you hate. No slander, bashing or any drama venom is to set in my comments or it will be removed.



Rule 2: Respect rule 1. Also, to add to it. Give each other a hug. And no hiding daggers.



Rule 3: Be as offensive and vulgur as your hearts content while still abiding by rule number one and two.



Now let's get started shall we?



Today's aptitude is how people react to words. So we are going to play a little game. This game has been played in several venues across the world. The objective is to outwit each other with the use of vulgur and offensive paraphrasing.



How it works is as follows. You make a drawn out, offensive line of words that connect togeather without breaking the line of vulgur profanities. Other languages are usable, so long as there are translations and the majority of words are in fact English, wither it be British or American English I don't care.



"God damned mother fucking cunt licking ass drooling hermaphroditic loving goat sucking son of a bitch." Use this as an example.



Final portion, and this is the experiment. On the post, place how the previous obscenity would make you feel if someone came up to you and said it. How you would react, feel, excreta. This is a scientific study of sorts so lets get to it. Also don't forget to have fun with this. No name calling, no bashing another person... this is a general onslaught of words nothing more.



With that said, and bigotry aside. COMMENCE!