17:48 Jan 27 2010
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It's thought by some that there is a reason for certain people coming and going from our lives.
Maybe they have something to teach us, or we them.
Two new people have recently come into my life, I have a feeling they will be round for a long time.
The first is Mad-dog my new big boss. Nobody knows why old big boss has lost us.
The nick name came about I'm told as the lady in question has eyes that protrude a little more than usual and is fond of saying the usual big boss things like " Don't be negative, come to me with a answer to the problem " and she also tends to run round in circles.
Pat and I adore her. We know just how to handle her, it's the ole nod head and smile routine. She has none of the Slickness of Slick, who I still see most days, sometimes he even waves at me and gives me a smile, a smile which says " Yes, I remember you, your the one who got away " My answering smile says " I most certainly did ".
Sadly our other colleagues are mighty upset, and a confrontation is not far away, soon as little boss comes back from leave.
Person number two is my all time favourite, her name is Veronica, no nick-name as yet.
She seems to be as efficient as a member of the Borg, and just as determined to assimilate Pat and I.
She has however told us a couple of things which are just not right, and I have corrected her with a smile each time, she has failed thus far to add to our perfection.
Veronica is Mad-dogs clerical head, which makes her our boss too, Pat and I have lost count of how many bosses we actually have, being the bottom of the feeding chain can often be confusing.
Her looks are compelling, well they are to me anyhow. Thing is, she has a lovely figure and hairstyle, carries herself well, it's a face thing, (yea, she ugly).
Now, before you think I'm being "lookist" here, you should know that my face is "unfortunate" too so I don't feel bad about writing this. It's hard not to stare at her mouth and nose area, it kind of draws me in, she has some kind of growths, not quite boils but not far off, a Nanny Mcfee kind of thing going on there with that face.
Yep, the fun times are on the way.
Do I miss the challenge of Slick ? No, common or garden badass I can cope with, he was and will always be in a class of his own.
COMMENTS
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BLOODLIFE
21:15 Jan 31 2010
Who needs television!!!!!!!!
Theban
11:56 Feb 03 2010
Water the plants...lol, bless her.