Fuck it! Still not in the mood to grocery shop. So I ordered Delivery!
So I accepted an offer from Home Depot to answer a question pertaining to my Home Sauna by a potential buyer.
Tell me why about 20 more consumer questions were displayed after I answered the one? LOL!
So I took the time to answer all that I could.
Why not....I'm RETIRED!!! ^_^
The Night is here......Yes!
As you know, I'm a collector of movie props. So I order this Thanos Infinity Stone Glove. It was supposed to have all these nice features with sound.
So when it was delivered to my mailbox, I thought to myself, no way that should be able to fit in there.
I felt the package and it was something soft. Not electronic. So I'm thinking I got scammed!
I open the package and it's a latex Thanos Infinity Stone Glove. No sound. No button. No special feature.
So thinking false advertising, I start to request a full refund and Return Procedures, but needed to reply back with what was advertised.
Then I noticed the fucking Drop-Down-box.
The one I ordered clearly said "No-Sound". So I ordered the wrong version in error. For just $10 more I could have had the with sound version.
Yeah, I took an "L" on this one. FML! LMAO!!!!
Well, time to hit the treadmill. I won't allow myself to consume calories without burning some off first. LOL!
First, 0:00-0:06 then jump to 0:12 ... Wait, What?! You literally just said... *sighs*
This guy cracks me up...lol
Fuck going grocery shopping today. I'll save that for tomorrow or Wednesday or whenever I feel like it. LOL!
I'll just bring home some Popeye's after dropping Bandit off to the Groomers and call it a day after I bring him back home once they have finished.
I have money on backing Elon Musk and his Mars mission :}
I would only do that if my husband could go with me. If he isn't going then neither am I. Besides, my husband is useful, he can build stuff lol.
So what's on the agenda for today?
- Wish my Biological Mother a Happy 70th Birthday
- Paying my July Bills
- Take Bandit to the Groomers
- Purchase Groceries
- Put away Groceries
- Pickup Bandit
- Return Home
- Chill The Fuck Out from all that running around and being around people madness
So I was invited to have dinner with one of my Surrogate Families and my Sister was going to give me some of her Native American novelty items.
That was very odd since we both collect them.
I drove to the store prior to arriving at their home and purchased some Garlic Bread and mixed colored Roses as a 'Thank You'.
When I arrived and walked into their home, all I saw were empty walls and packed boxes.
My first thought was 'Divorce'!
I'm happy to say they were only moving into a newer home and just decided to surprise me.
We both purchased our homes back in 2002, but mine was a new-build and theirs was older.
Now they are going from a single story, above ground pool, 3 BdRms home to a 2-story, inground pool w/spa, 5 BdRms home.
I'm very happy for them.
And their pool is deeper than mine so I WILL be going to visit. LOL!
I told my Daughter how her Mom blamed her cheating on her Great-Grandmother's rearing. How she said that she was taught to always have a 'Guy On The Side' because you never know what will happen with your 'Main Guy'.
My Daughter then said so that is why her Mother always told her not to keep all her eggs in one basket.
So her Mom has 3 kids from 3 different guys.
My daughter has 2 kids from 2 different guys.
So I simply told her I would have never raised them like that. I told her it's OK to date around or even fuck around if that's one's choice, but just be clear to people that's what you're doing. Then when one choose the one he or she wants to marry, that is saying no matter Who is in their Past, Who is in their Present and Who may come to be in their Future, they are with the person they CHOSE to spend the rest of their life with. Search is Over. No Entertaining anyone else. No Flirting. No "New" Friends of the Opposite sex. An Acquaintance is fine, but set those boundaries. That if she's not ready to make this type of commitment to someone, don't marry that person.
So not a bad week.
- Attended a Graduation Party
- Found great deals on a few purchases
- Made some AWESOME videos to post to YouTube and TheWeedTube
- Taught Bandit the Command Phrase 'Lay Down' from his sitting position
- Got my Security System updated for free
- Completed some Home Chores both Inside and Outside
- My neighbor grilled some sheska bobs and brought me over a plate last night including with it some macaroni salad.
- Then my Sister (Surrogate) calls me and says she wants me to have some Native American statues as I collect themed culture art. She too collects Native American art so I was surprised she was letting go of anything. I mean, yeah, I eyed a few pieces when I was there for Father's Day and jokingly told her the same thing she tells me whenever she visits The Warlock's Lair, "Don't blame me if this or that comes up missing"...LOL! I've given her the below two art pieces and I may just buy them again for myself. LOL!
So, yeah, the Alarm System Technicians came out and upgraded my system for free as I said they would last week. Touchtone screen mad and it speaks to me. LOL!
They left, I armed it with the 'Stay' function and the system tripped itself and started blaring the alarm sound. I turned it off and called the guy and informed him that it's saying my office window was opened, but that it hadn't been. Also, it wouldn't re-arm while stuck in that status.
Luckily he was able to return with his Apprentice and they realized that the old sensor left installed over the office window was in some way interfering with the new sensor and so they removed the old one and the one they had installed previously and just installed a brand new one...again....just to be on the safe side.
Everything works just fine now.
So I just received a call from the VA Hospital about an hour away informing me that the appointment I had on Monday has been canceled due to staffing. That they will schedule me an appointment with a local civilian doctor local to me and that way I don't have to make the long trip North, which in all fairness they do reimburse for mileage (partial compensation for having to burn fuel to drive so far to keep the appointments).
So now the amount of money I would have had to pay in order to put fuel in the Hummer to travel there I get to keep. That means now I can purchase that small private island I've had my eye on. LMAO!!!
LMAO, I think I know where that is. That mountain looks very familiar lol.
Yeah, and that tree is one of a kind........LMAO!
That is 20-30 minutes away from the Cohen Pass right?
I have no idea where Cohen Pass is.
I remember weird land marks lol
San Bernighetto?! LMAO!
The tongue at the end gives me giggles.
Damn LZ, you’re psychic!!
I used to think his name was the Macho Man RAndy Sammich.
Either be the Live-In Care Giver you call yourself and has listed as such on government forms to care for your elderly family member who clearly can't care for themselves OR you're just living with them because you can't afford to live on your own and that family member is the only one that will allow you to live with them in their Section 8 Housing because they need someone's help even though your personality is so polarizing.
Portable chin rest
Call now! Operators are standing by.
@birra....I see you. That was a good one. LOL!
@LZ, Oh, so my head is too big to keep upright on its own? LOL!
A tid bit of an ego but we love you anyways *bats eyelashes at you*
And that is why we lube you :}
Hey now, no one is coming near me with lube Lady....You're chatting with the wrong Guy. lol
I remember on two (2) occasions when I was in my 20s where I could have died as a result of Driving While Drowsy.
Once, I swerved into another lane because I thought I saw a brick wall appear in front of my car. I was hallucinating.
The other time I was slowly drifting to the left and when I became alert, I was within arm's length reach of the side of a Semi-Truck. I swerved right to the shoulder of the road and stopped. When the truck finished passing, I found myself at a Rest Area Plaza.
That was the last time I ever drove drowsy. Now I check my ass into a motel or hotel and sleep.
Oh there is nothing I enjoy more than Roasting my Kid's Mom.....To my Kids! We are all cracking up! I'm in tears! ROTFLMAO!!!
My kids are always saying they don't know what to get the guy that has everything for Father's Day or later in the year for my Birthday....I don't celebrate X-Mas.
So I've made it easier for them. I send them a list of items with prices that they can pick from to either purchase individually or together and nothing is more than $30.00 and it's nice to have stuff I've just put off getting for myself.
Father's Day Gift Ideas You Can Go Half On Together!
- $10.00 (10) Bottles of Rubbing Alcohol for cleaning Bongs
- $13.01 Men's Hooded Bathrobe
- $15.00 Meal at my 2nd favorite restaurant
- $25.00 (1G) of Medication
- $27.00 Men's CHAPS Brown Leather Loafers Venetian Moccasin Slippers House Shoes
So now let's see what happens. LOL!
Yes, I know you own Instagram. Buying them out early on since you saw them as a threat to a market you wanted dominance over. However, you don't oversee their day-to-day operations. Yes, I know they do have to run ads asking me to go back to you, but again...No!
P.S. Fuck You.... Again!
People are NOT Mind Readers.
No, they should not take your hints.
Be mature, use your words, and say what the fuck it is you want that will result in your assumed happiness if all goes your way and please, get to the fucking point quick. Don't talk around shit. Fuck!!!
You see, she gets it.....Good Girl!
If you want to know how many FUCKS I give, choose any Honor number in the Bottom 10.
Lol. Does giving negative fucks mean that you take fucks? O.o
Well, it doesn't mean that, but I'd take some of a different nature...if she's Kinky. ^_-
Who would give you negative honor? Oh, my bad, there are idiots on VR. lol
@crawlingdead1....No one at the moment. LOL!
What do you know about this?
Hey, all I'm simply saying is if they don't pay your bills, then their opinion doesn't matter.
If they make an "accusation" then simply call them on it and ask for "evidence" that would leave little doubt that it had been manipulated or tampered with in some way to be produced.
Place little faith in "words", wait for the "action".
It's as simple as that.
Time for some Crab Legs & Chicken
don't forget jaggedxtears and snakiepoox...:)
You are the most amazing friend and brother Mogy.
You brought tears to my eyes "hugs Moginess"
I feel so blessed with Dakotahs love and for having awesome friends and family!!
What about me and tacos *a single tear falls from my decaying cheek*
Yey lilo and stich hugggggg
Yes y'all are wonderful couples on here. LZ I still luvz u
Hell Yeah! We made the list!!!
@Payne, the eternal Kismet status says it all. ❤️👏🏾👍🏾
*insert sad face* my husband hates social media.
So does mine LZ
lol "feels happy"
them are the main 2 power couples of VR congrats to you both!!
Power twins activate lol.
Story of my life.... :/
@VvBLOODLUSTvV.... It does happen right?! smh!
I want my 5 seconds back lol.
@LZ.....Nope! All mine!!!! LOL!
All the time...lol
I've been entertained for 5 secs...lol
I'm a blonde, I entertain easily....
Who is this post for?
This post is for those that actually interview to be the person that stands at the entrance to a movie theater and rips the ticket for you.
Interviewer: So, do you have proof of experience?
Woke up to let Bandit out. More than likely I'll fall back to sleep for a 2-3 hour nap prior to noon....lol
Hahahaha It's all good,Mogy! Give me a beat and you'll never know there's a little white girl in the mix.
What's in between one's legs nor the amount of pigmentation in one's skin would not masks one's true skills. LOL!
lol, my husband plays this song a lot lol
I GOT SKILLS! O.o Uhm...let me re-phrase that... I have dance skills. LOL
Your Hubby sounds like a cool Dude...
Yeah Payne...Clean that up because I was going to Roast your ass! LOL! Wait, What?! Hahahaha!
-just cracks up-
Well I am already roasting. I hate heat waves.
I'm just gonna leave this right here until I wake up a bit more...LOL
Wow! I'm too High for this shit! I got tears rolling down laughing so hard!!!
Could you imagine driving down the hwy and seeing this shit!?! I keep watching the background for swerving cars.
Just say NO to Drugs....Consume Cannabis instead. ^_^
Dude, she snorted bath salts and LSD. She became.....the duck lady
I've never seen a duck walk like that....lol
I hope I never see a duck walk like that! hahaha
If the duck was on speed then I could see a duck walking like that.
Pentagon & Congress
This week in Congress: Burn pits back in the spotlight
By: Leo Shane III 6/3/2018
WASHINGTON — House lawmakers will take up the issue of burn pits this week with a hearing focused on how much is known about troops health effects after toxic exposure to the waste fires overseas.
A series of lawmakers and veterans groups have pushed to revive the issue in recent weeks amid concerns that the problem — well-known to troops who served in Iraq and Afghanistan — has largely fallen out of the consciousness of the public and elected officials.
More than 141,000 veterans and current servicemembers have enrolled in Veterans Affairs’ Airborne Hazards and Open Burn Pit Registry, which allows individuals to document their experiences and illnesses with the department.
But advocates say more attention needs to be put on the issue to ensure that veterans suffering from rare cancers and other illnesses don’t face a years-long wait for recognition of their injures. House Veterans’ Affairs Committee members will look into what other avenues might be available for that type of action.
ARTICLES ABOUT MY MYSTERIOUS COMBAT ZONE LUNG ILLNESS
Following Reports Of My Same Type Mystery Lung Illness Which Is Affecting Other Iraq & Afghanistan Veterans
I hope more people learn about all the weird chemicals our guys were exposed to out there. Hell one of my ex's is still suffering from the shit he breathed in over there.
Some links are to articles that have been removed. Either too old or someone didn't want the report to remain visible on the internet. I wonder did I make hard copies of them? Hmmm....
And of course, those with Internal Injuries of this type are not likely to get a Purple Heart or some other type of award in recognition of having sustained an injury in a combat zone. I know I didn't.
LZ, you got blocked by someone? Well, I see someone is having too much fun. Enjoy your Hobbies. LOL!
Hey dude, my hobbies involve food and chemistry lol. People wanna hate one me for one reason or another. Accumulating idiots is soooooo not what I do for fun. I rather be baking lol. Speaking of which, I am working on a cannabis crossant :)
A cannabis croissant? That sounds DELICIOUS!!!!!
Yeah but it's hard to do right. I am talking to a retired french pastry chef who is teaching me how to do it lol.
You want to infuse it with the Dough? Why not just glaze it with CannaButter?
I am not sharing my secrets lol. You don't glaze crossants dude. They are not doughnuts lol.
I would! LOL!
Ok..Time for some reading
Reading any good books?
Yeah, trying to get through two right now.
Cannabis and Spirituality: By Stephen Grey
The Satanic Warlock: By Robert Johnson
Think I will get the 2nd one. Me and Lily read a lot of books and like to read the same book together and then talk about it. Like we have our own book club.
Sweet! Do you guys do Movie Nights too...When you watch the same movie online at the same time?
We wear short shorts.
Wait, What?! Those look like action figures....LOL!
It's GWAR :D
You all have to do a 80's/70's band hair challenge next.
Someone say pot.
@LZAPERVERT They can keep whatever they're smoking...lol
Give Mama some sugar baby.
When home facials go wrong lol
After I chop up snowflakes to make a bitch cake.
LZ, you know you have love for the Snowflakes....lol
I have no love for those things.
@Specter Ash and The Book of Evil....I love that show. Too bad they canceled it and he retired.
Oh yeah, orgy time.
I suppose when you want that extra lube....lol
who scored their rredwinggs?
LMAO. After you eat at a strange taco place and you start to not feel so good.
@Specter........Not orally. LOL!
When she says "not now, I have a splitting headache"
The Japanese place down the street.
Correction: That was Ash vs Evil Dead...Got it mixed up with Todd and The Book of Pure Evil
That was fun :)
Watching Archer: Season 9 and eating lunch
Wow! Rape Victim Awarded $1 Billion Dollar Settlement AWESOME!!!!
That's a lot of money.
People need to stop Raping! It's not their body nor their right to violate someone like that. Period!
I heard that but seriously bro, I am trying to get people naked. Your killing my naked vibe.
How would such wonderful news for a woman kill your naked vibe?
Sex and Nudity aren't Negative....Rape Is!
Never mind. *hugs you* You have such a big soft fluffy heart of gold.
*flying leap hug*
Oh yeah, pickle power lol.
Hey Mogy, I let my hair loose. Do I look like cousin IT?
Dayum Lady, you have some long hair! Nice! Fist bump the Hubby for me because I know he puts that to some good use....LOL!
lol, yeah well he is the only reason why my hair is almost down to my butt lol. I like short hair but he likes long so ummm long it is.
I prefer long hair on females....It's a fetish I suppose. LOL!
My husband says long hair just looks right on me. He is right but short hair is easier to care for.
Bring it...I brought it lol
I'm just gonna watch and giggle.
Panda on E style lol.
Ok I couldn't resist damnit...
Oh yeah, well taste my anime style lol.
This thread is proving that white people can't dance! LOL
LMAO. Oh yeah Jungle Beats Panda Style.
Oh yeah well eat my pickle lol.
LMAO. Damn I am out of cute shit.
OMG -falls over-
OMG good gawd girl wtf.
The Duck Dance...hahahaha
I can't help it. I'm stuck with the chick on the hwy..hahahaha
You people are too much fun you weirdos!!! LMAO!!!!
Bwhaaaaaa. knocked knees lmao.
LZAPERVERT, don't you mean 129? Wink ^_- Wink ^_-
hardy har har. My boss eats them, I don't. I feel like taking a nap lol.
I mean I don't want to take a nap. Damn, I am a bit high lol.
I blame the fact that my coworker brought me some beautiful green buds lol.
California Republicans hit rock bottom
New figures show the once-proud state GOP has been relegated to third-party status.
SAN FRANCISCO — The state that spawned the "Reagan Revolution’’ and Richard M. Nixon just experienced a watershed moment — the California Republican Party was officially relegated to third-party status.
In the culmination of the withered state GOP’s long slide toward near-political irrelevance here, new voter registration data released this week show the once-robust party trails behind both Democrats and “no party preference” in the nation's most populous state. The California Republican Party is now outnumbered by independent voters by 73,000, according to Political Data Inc., which tabulates voter file data from county registrars.
I would have been like prove that he's not...Now that would have been something to see.....
And the levity has started.....This guy is too funny! LMAO!!!
Who is this post for?
This post is for............This post is for.....Wait for it....Wait for it......
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this post is about you
I have returned. Wow! I hate Grocery Shopping with a passion, but not enough to pay others to do it for me. LOL!
I have both my supplies and food as well as Bandit's. Even got Bandit a new toy for fetching since I can tell his old toy will soon be trashed.
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