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Only on VR15:56 Apr 19 2011
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Ok everybody this is a conversation I had with a guy who wants to convert everyone here to Christianity. Read from bottom up LMAO
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The demons are going to gather up the non believers for me so I can eat their brains. I have already eaten the brains of the believers that is why they follow me blindly.
I can't tell you your future because then you would be able to alter it
On 05:11:24 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
ao thanku for saving me, so what are you going to do with all the unbelievers now that you have returned? are you really going to eat there brains like you said you would, then we will all be of no mind. what are you going to do with the demons? what is my future?
On 05:06:47 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) 6JESUS6CHRIST6 wrote:
Well being a hash head myself I had to save the pot heads
On 05:04:31 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
oh so your not the gay zombie jesus lol, your straight zombie jesus right? the one we have been waiting for. say why did you save a pothead half bread vampire like me for? what is thy bidding thy master?
On 04:55:09 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) 6JESUS6CHRIST6 wrote:
She is a lady I am zombie Jesus not gay Jesus
On 04:53:45 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
so who is this vampire that you sleep with, is it a he or a she?
On 04:48:30 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) 6JESUS6CHRIST6 wrote:
No I only eat brains hearts are too chewy, and yea that AntiChrist fellow on here is just upset because I ate his brain before my dear ol' dad could put it in his head.
On 04:41:47 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
oh so you have returned to earth just as you said you would to eaert the antichrist brians. well the antichrist on this site said you were role playing, he said that you aren't the real one, but I believe you now, I think you have returned. say how do brains taste? I give you hearts, and minds, don't you eat hearts too? also the vampire bride is the church
On 04:37:26 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) 6JESUS6CHRIST6 wrote:
Who said I was role playing? I am the real zombie Jesus, I got bored with heaven after I ate all the angels brains
On 04:36:06 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
sleeping with the undead is not a sin, but sleeping with the dead maybe. But I see no sin in you, do you really have a fascination with jesus? you are role playing as a zombie jesus are you, say aren't you suppose to be in heaven right now instead of the earth?
On 04:32:11 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) 6JESUS6CHRIST6 wrote:
I sleep with a vampyre so yea I kinda do sleep with the dead
On 04:29:56 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
oh yeah I forgot you raised from the dead you are the chrsit after all, say didn't you raise like a bunch of other ppl from the dead too? also your not a necrofiliac are you? just wondering, or would it be that in your case what do you call a dead person who soul sleeps with the dead?
On 04:26:23 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) 6JESUS6CHRIST6 wrote:
Actually I am zombie Jesus
On 04:25:36 Apr 18 2011 (-0 GMT) pothead wrote:
your well come vampire jesus. you need all the support you can get, what do you think of the support? need more? I can call for back up
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foxglove
16:04 Apr 19 2011
Hmmm, very interesting.
Sulks
16:07 Apr 19 2011
hahaha! Awesome! haha!
Bellanova333
16:07 Apr 19 2011
o.O I might need more coffee for this one...
ladySnowStrixx
16:08 Apr 19 2011
OK........... some people just need to put the Pot pipe Down and Wake the F up . dude Are you so stoned that you actually believe everything you read ? Goddess Help us. JES, Hun you should not walk but Run very fast away from this fool
6JESUS6CHRIST6
16:16 Apr 19 2011
Btw everyone make sure you look at the guy's profile.
MDLIVE13
16:18 Apr 19 2011
LMAO .... This was a good read bro!
GrimmySoul
16:19 Apr 19 2011
LMFAO hahahahaa
wow that dude is a motherfuckin dumbass
Danijela
16:22 Apr 19 2011
Hehehe omfg very interesting conversations lol
Bellanova333
16:22 Apr 19 2011
lol I am sure this guy was playing along and joking with you... it's called sarcasm... the fact that he was cool about it and played back means he has a sense of humor as do most potheads ;)
no reason to bash the guy
6JESUS6CHRIST6
16:27 Apr 19 2011
If you all look at the guy's profile you will see all it has is a message about finding Jesus to be saved. He was sending it to people so I decided to rate him with this profile and thank him for the support. Then he started all these crazy questions I sent him my protection stamp and he put it on his profile LMAO!!!!
KarminaTheDarkAngel
19:05 Apr 19 2011
awww tooo bad he is suspended :( damn we cant have no fun no more LOL
6JESUS6CHRIST6
19:10 Apr 19 2011
Ok yall may see on his page he is suspended til infinity but it said that while he was messaging me too
LadyCara
19:11 Apr 19 2011
Ha Ha that's just to funny...Zombie Jesus You have converted him over guide him well
CURIOUS4DARK
20:01 Apr 19 2011
Ummm, yeah I got nothin.speechless .wait!
WTF? Step away from the green man.
xVIRUSx
21:12 Apr 19 2011
ROTFL
Omg that was epic!!!
NightRaven
22:24 Apr 19 2011
roflmao way to funny :)~
Bijou
00:04 Apr 20 2011
LOL...that was awesome...my sides hurt from laughing
deringerdan
01:22 Apr 20 2011
Praise the Lord Amen Brother.. SMacks forehead.. You have been Healed of all your Sins.. ;)
Ketea
01:36 Apr 20 2011
It sounds and looks similar to the email I got from this person.
On 01:23:40 Apr 20 2011 (-0 GMT) weedhead wrote:
Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! prayer of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!! remember Jesus loves you, also how to pray is simple you pray by speaking with your mouth
DeMonic
03:12 Apr 20 2011
LOLololololololol... i was talking to that guy earlier telling him to NOT try to preach to everyone as everyone has their own beliefs. I'm jealous, your conversation is far more entertaining then mine :( waaaaaaaaah
XApathyX
03:49 Apr 20 2011
LMAO!Oh man!That made my night right there.Pure genius and totally EPIC!
LunasiLupulei
04:36 Apr 20 2011
The true humor of it was JC's reaction while this conversation was going on... thought he was gonna pee his pants... he was laughing so hard...
PsychWardSiren
15:58 Apr 20 2011
LMAO
SamaelAmon
19:12 Apr 21 2011
lmfao
KynthiaLucian
03:39 Apr 22 2011
hahahaha, that is too funny
charmedwolf
03:51 Apr 22 2011
*shakes head* some ppl will believe anything lol
will you save me too lil brother??? oh and my bestie shiyangel asks if u will save her too while u r at it lmao
yuppafubara
18:23 Apr 22 2011
I think I just lost a mouthful of tea LMAO