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Hamster Gram18:47 Apr 09 2009
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ThothLestat made me think of this. You can only imagine the exchange that spurred this little memory, something about bananas, hamsters and stuffing, but please file it under useless things you never wanted to know about Jo:
I once had a hamster who didn't want to soil his own bedding and cedar shavings, so he would do a handstand and hang his willie over the side of the lexan strip on the cage to relieve himself.
I discovered this some time later when we noticed that the varnish on the teak desk was eaten through...yeah, hamster pee would make a great chemical weapon. We staked out and caught Sunny in his cirque du peepee. I was kinda mad, but it was tempered with something I have to admit bordered on respect.
21:41 Apr 03 2009
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Eat your heart out, Hef. Here's my Miss April Bunny
21:11 Apr 03 2009
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This just in: ThothLestat has a flaccid ego!
...and then when we talk again, it's like no time has passed20:51 Apr 03 2009
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Joli: the secret shame of my closets and junk drawers will be revealed
Morrigon: just say you're not wearing underwear
Morrigon: everything else will be forgotten
Joli: you're brilliant
Morrigon: s'what I do
Morrigon: or throw down one of those ninja smoke bombs
Joli: you will not believe this
Joli: I know the granddaughter of the man who invented the smoke screen
Morrigon: crazy
Joli: He was a rum runner
Morrigon: god I read that wrong
Morrigon: what is wrong with me?
Joli: he got caught and turned over the smoke screen to the government...then he became a secret agent and helped them catch other rum runners
Joli: pretty cool story
Morrigon: cool
Joli: how did you read it?
Morrigon: cum runner
Joli: hahahaha
Morrigon: I was distracted by webpage building
Joli: during the long Wanking Prohibition, cum runners made a fortune!
Joli: those were dark but simpler times
Morrigon: Bangkok was a less popular place, known for their lack of comfortable solutions.
Joli: Sri Wanka quickly re-chartered and hurried a name change through
Morrigon: and there was much rejoicing
Joli: but it petered out prematurely
Morrigon: haha gawd
Joli: you know..."flaccid" is kind of a one-pony word, isn't it?
Joli: I mean, you never hear it used in any other way
Morrigon: I enjoy using it to describe things
Joli Dy: Nobody ever says anything like, "On a windless day, the flag hung flaccidly from the majestic pole."
Morrigon: his performance of shakespear was flaccid and uninteresting.
Joli: nicely done
Morrigon: I'd salute a flaccid flag
Joli: We should campaign for the word, flaccid
Joli: Flaccid Day - Work the word, "flaccid" into as many sentences as possible-
Morrigon: you should write poetry about it
Morrigon: I'll make a flash document with your words and they'll slowly start to sag
Joli: hahaha
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COMMENTS
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ThothLestat
18:53 Apr 09 2009
I'm glad I could help.
Blackheresy
19:04 Apr 09 2009
Did her also leave presents??? o.0 Wow, odd behavior to say the least.
Blackheresy
19:04 Apr 09 2009
Sorry I meant to say 'he'
birra
13:54 Apr 10 2009
Interesting. I bet you couldn't train most hamsters to do that...
So where do the bananas come into play?
artemka
19:01 Apr 10 2009
... or the stuffing ?
Theban
20:25 Jun 08 2009
Bah....If he was intelligent enough to pee out side his cage, you should of made him repair the table. I would have : )