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Hamster Gram

18:47 Apr 09 2009
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ThothLestat made me think of this. You can only imagine the exchange that spurred this little memory, something about bananas, hamsters and stuffing, but please file it under useless things you never wanted to know about Jo:


I once had a hamster who didn't want to soil his own bedding and cedar shavings, so he would do a handstand and hang his willie over the side of the lexan strip on the cage to relieve himself.


I discovered this some time later when we noticed that the varnish on the teak desk was eaten through...yeah, hamster pee would make a great chemical weapon. We staked out and caught Sunny in his cirque du peepee. I was kinda mad, but it was tempered with something I have to admit bordered on respect.


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
18:53 Apr 09 2009

I'm glad I could help.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
19:04 Apr 09 2009

Did her also leave presents??? o.0 Wow, odd behavior to say the least.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
19:04 Apr 09 2009

Sorry I meant to say 'he'





birra
birra
13:54 Apr 10 2009

Interesting. I bet you couldn't train most hamsters to do that...



So where do the bananas come into play?





artemka
artemka
19:01 Apr 10 2009

... or the stuffing ?





Theban
Theban
20:25 Jun 08 2009

Bah....If he was intelligent enough to pee out side his cage, you should of made him repair the table. I would have : )





 

21:41 Apr 03 2009
Times Read: 778


Photobucket


Eat your heart out, Hef. Here's my Miss April Bunny

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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
22:06 Apr 03 2009

Morrigon is a Gemini, and enjoys photography and puppies.



Her turn-offs include poor grammar, atrocious spelling and ubiquitous myspace bathroom mirror photos.



Her turn-ons include...





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
22:19 Apr 03 2009

She still looks cute .. in that demonic way!





Joli
Joli
22:21 Apr 03 2009

Rum, the word "flaccid," birra, crabcakes, eating bad children, and testing Joli-science, like karate chopping running water to make it heat up faster.





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
00:45 Apr 04 2009

Awesome :)





TaintedPoison
TaintedPoison
14:26 Apr 08 2009

I like her





moonkissed
moonkissed
17:50 Apr 09 2009

oooo cool!





 

21:11 Apr 03 2009
Times Read: 796


This just in: ThothLestat has a flaccid ego!


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:11 Apr 03 2009

jerk.





MysticalChild
MysticalChild
21:17 Apr 03 2009

film at 11





Joli
Joli
21:21 Apr 03 2009

Your retort kinda just fell short and dangled there, Thoth. :P





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:23 Apr 03 2009

*embarrassed*



that's... uh... never happened before.... I swear.





Joli
Joli
22:00 Apr 03 2009

Oh, the banana jokes I could make...





 

...and then when we talk again, it's like no time has passed

20:51 Apr 03 2009
Times Read: 806


Joli: the secret shame of my closets and junk drawers will be revealed


Morrigon: just say you're not wearing underwear


Morrigon: everything else will be forgotten


Joli: you're brilliant


Morrigon: s'what I do


Morrigon: or throw down one of those ninja smoke bombs


Joli: you will not believe this


Joli: I know the granddaughter of the man who invented the smoke screen


Morrigon: crazy


Joli: He was a rum runner


Morrigon: god I read that wrong


Morrigon: what is wrong with me?


Joli: he got caught and turned over the smoke screen to the government...then he became a secret agent and helped them catch other rum runners


Joli: pretty cool story


Morrigon: cool


Joli: how did you read it?


Morrigon: cum runner


Joli: hahahaha


Morrigon: I was distracted by webpage building


Joli: during the long Wanking Prohibition, cum runners made a fortune!


Joli: those were dark but simpler times


Morrigon: Bangkok was a less popular place, known for their lack of comfortable solutions.


Joli: Sri Wanka quickly re-chartered and hurried a name change through


Morrigon: and there was much rejoicing


Joli: but it petered out prematurely


Morrigon: haha gawd


Joli: you know..."flaccid" is kind of a one-pony word, isn't it?


Joli: I mean, you never hear it used in any other way


Morrigon: I enjoy using it to describe things


Joli Dy: Nobody ever says anything like, "On a windless day, the flag hung flaccidly from the majestic pole."


Morrigon: his performance of shakespear was flaccid and uninteresting.


Joli: nicely done


Morrigon: I'd salute a flaccid flag


Joli: We should campaign for the word, flaccid


Joli: Flaccid Day - Work the word, "flaccid" into as many sentences as possible-


Morrigon: you should write poetry about it


Morrigon: I'll make a flash document with your words and they'll slowly start to sag


Joli: hahaha


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:07 Apr 03 2009

my ego has withered.





Joli
Joli
21:13 Apr 03 2009

I sent Morri a little love poetry...a cute sweet little limmerick:



His Johnson was terribly long

And he couldn't stop admiring his wong

He rubbed it with acid

Because he was flaccid

Thought it was KY...but, man, was he WRONG!








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