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Thanks, CTyler...you always make me smile.

02:02 Feb 26 2008
Times Read: 798


If this doesn't make you chuckle, you're taking yourself way too seriously.

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Sacred
Sacred
02:47 Feb 26 2008

-takes notes-



That was cute. lol





birra
birra
06:14 Feb 26 2008

*dies*





Sinora
Sinora
06:48 Feb 26 2008

Nice one lol





Silverbow
Silverbow
12:01 Feb 26 2008

Argh now I need to learn Norwegian. : adds that to my list of things to do.: LOL





CTyler
CTyler
12:02 Feb 26 2008

As a sort of addendum to that, we actually DO speak Norwegian in Hell.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway





placidchaos
placidchaos
03:45 Feb 28 2008

That's just too hilarious!





 

Kage

09:21 Feb 22 2008
Times Read: 892


The more I encounter this man, the more his qualities of maturity, intelligence, and fairness shine out. I'm proud to have met you and look forward to a new friendship.


You should all check out his profile and rate him well. Kage


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Ockham
Ockham
09:26 Feb 22 2008

Eh. He's still dipping into the shallow end of the genetic pool for a relationship as far as I'm concerned, but I'll admit that he's at least not retarded himself.





Irony
Irony
09:27 Feb 22 2008

High praise indeed from you Ockham:) Checked and rated favourably already:)





Rictus
Rictus
12:09 Feb 22 2008

hah! I am liking this O guy...lol. Starting to see what you ladies see in him. ::wonders if he spend any time in uniform:: reminds me of my brothers and sisters humor. Dry :)





Joli
Joli
12:43 Feb 22 2008

I wonder if he was counting you with the ladies, Ockham :P





STABB666
STABB666
21:31 Feb 23 2008

Oh, I like him also. Much more than most strangers. He isn't even on my blocked list.





 

When we made fun of British pronunciations, like "taco" which, trust me, is funny as hell!

22:20 Feb 10 2008
Times Read: 1,020


Joli: it's kinda got me worried that Irony is so quiet

Ockham: she's seething with english fury

Ockham: which means sipping tea, daintily


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Ockham
Ockham
22:25 Feb 10 2008

Tea of rage, sipped from the cup of wrath, sweetened with a lump of righteous indignation and stirred by the spoon of vehemence.





STABB666
STABB666
22:28 Feb 10 2008

Don't forget the saucer of simmering incredulity...





Irony
Irony
23:36 Feb 10 2008

And the chocolate biscuit of feigned indifference:P





Joli
Joli
08:39 Feb 11 2008

The tea cozy of imperious displeasure.





Angelus
Angelus
00:31 Feb 22 2008

just pronouce it with to 'c's. as in to-bacco. easy.

..

"sipping tea daintily.!

..

snot fur. we have passion. have you never seen eddie the eagle?





Ockham
Ockham
15:34 Feb 22 2008

No, the problem isn't the C, it's the A. They pronounce it as "tacko" over there, which is just horrible.





STABB666
STABB666
21:35 Feb 23 2008

I have no idea what that nonsense Angelus came out with there is...






Angelus
Angelus
00:20 Feb 29 2008

I can only assume Stabb's from 'down South'

..

properly drops his aitches.





 

3 in a row!

00:45 Feb 10 2008
Times Read: 1,085



Like pulling the handle on a slot machine and coming up all cherries!


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Ockham
Ockham
01:10 Feb 10 2008

It's me I'm the rotten cherry in the bunch.





 

Ockham's Journal, the Splash Mountain of VR

09:44 Feb 09 2008
Times Read: 1,144


Zipadeedoda! Get in line for the most popular ride on VR.

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For a Fast Pass, rate his profile with a whiny, poorly spelled comment.

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Ockham
Ockham
09:45 Feb 09 2008

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!





Joli
Joli
09:48 Feb 09 2008

I can hear you furiously scratching out Joli from your avatar and flow chart and I suddenly feel like combusting near an open window.





Ockham
Ockham
09:52 Feb 09 2008

You're off my Christmas list, young lady. :(





BubbleGumClaudia
BubbleGumClaudia
12:14 Feb 09 2008

OOOOOOOOOOOO





sahahria
sahahria
15:04 Feb 09 2008

At least she didn't link to your journal as I did. Look at it this way by commenting, now they can go straight to your profile. It's a nice neat one stop shop in Joli's Journal.



*can't wait for next week's blue light special*





STABB666
STABB666
17:33 Feb 09 2008

Dammit! I never got to go on Splash Mountain!



*sheds a single tear*





Irony
Irony
18:33 Feb 09 2008

Maybe not Splash Mountain Stabb, but I know of a wonderful place called Candy Mountain you might like to visit:D





BubbleGumClaudia
BubbleGumClaudia
02:01 Feb 10 2008

Stabb You Know You Have A Welcome Invite Anytime You Want To Come To FLORIDA!!!





Ockham
Ockham
07:42 Feb 10 2008

Is there some reason that you capitalize every single word that you write?





 

A word - nearly a poem in itself.

07:04 Feb 08 2008
Times Read: 1,193


I know this is going to seem random. My friend, Dan, calls me a left-brained word fetishist, so that should clue you in. As I was reading about the geology study of my state, I thought of the word, "estuary."


Estuary.


Isn't that a gorgeous word? If "fjord" were a tarty strumpet eating brown cheese, then "estuary" would be a refined woman, posh in every way.


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CTyler
CTyler
18:33 Feb 08 2008

I must correct you, as "fjord" is not an english word at all, and thus sound quite different in it's proper form.

You know very well how hard a time native english-speakers have pronouncing scandinavian.





Angelus
Angelus
18:43 Feb 08 2008

..so by your definition, you're an Estuary?





Joli
Joli
21:51 Feb 08 2008

HA! I knew if I dangled a hook baited with fjords and brown cheese that I'd catch me a Viking man!





CTyler
CTyler
16:35 Feb 09 2008

You're surprised? When you're fishing in a pond in your own backyard where you _know_ there is a Viking swimming?

Kinda ruins the idea of catch and release as well, doesn't it...





Sevenn
Sevenn
14:07 Feb 22 2008

"Estuary" reminds me of a very proper older woman who wears high-collared blouses. Her house would probably smell like lavendar. It seems natural that you might call her Auntie Estuary.





 

North Dakota is giving us a swirlie!

06:25 Feb 08 2008
Times Read: 1,201


A study by NASA and Louisiana State University scientists finds that sediments deposited into the Mississippi River Delta thousands of years ago when North America's glaciers retreated are contributing to the ongoing sinking of Louisiana's coastline. The weight of these sediments is causing a large section of Earth's crust to sag at a rate of 0.1 to 0.8 centimeters (0.04 to 0.3 inches) a year.

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Ockham
Ockham
06:27 Feb 08 2008

That's my state. We're shoving your state's face into the toilet, slowly but surely.





 

Sexy Sanskrit

10:11 Feb 06 2008
Times Read: 1,264


Sadly, I AM this chick.

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Irony
Irony
10:13 Feb 06 2008

त्वयि स्निह्यामि





Ockham
Ockham
10:21 Feb 06 2008

She never sanskrits me :(





Irony
Irony
10:33 Feb 06 2008

Aww Ockham, du är så söt:) Jag älskar dig





Ockham
Ockham
10:38 Feb 06 2008

Ego amo te, mei animus erus.





STABB666
STABB666
20:48 Feb 06 2008

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo





Joli
Joli
05:18 Feb 07 2008

Bisous à tous...Je suis perdu sans vous.





Beastt
Beastt
08:51 Feb 07 2008

In more ways than one. ;-)





Angelus
Angelus
00:23 Feb 29 2008

..an all I was going to say was, "I can well believe that chick is you Joli."





 

The Pack

06:22 Feb 06 2008
Times Read: 1,295


craig1459 wrote:

The last three to read my journal:


Irony

Feb 06 2008 - 01:25:47


Joli

Feb 06 2008 - 01:23:08


Ockham

Feb 06 2008 - 01:21:32


OMG they hunt in a pack lol


Joli wrote:

We do! We sent Stabb in to do a little recon earlier ;P


craig1459 wrote:

lmao




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Ockham
Ockham
06:58 Feb 06 2008

I've decided that you and Irony are my posse. Like in the old west, except instead of horses we have skype, and instead of guns we have you lady's legendary wit and my scathing assholery, and instead of enemy cowboys, we have retards.





Irony
Irony
07:03 Feb 06 2008

I am down with that:D





Joli
Joli
09:42 Feb 08 2008

We don't need no steenkeen badgess?





 

Fat Tuesday is here!

21:39 Feb 05 2008
Times Read: 1,338


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Irony
Irony
23:29 Feb 05 2008

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Now you must flash your boobs. It is the law! *grins and kisses*



Ockham
Ockham
23:30 Feb 05 2008

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We demand boobs.



Joli
Joli
01:05 Feb 06 2008

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Here's my pair of boobies!



Ockham
Ockham
01:07 Feb 06 2008

:(





Irony
Irony
01:07 Feb 06 2008

Wooo!!!





STABB666
STABB666
01:27 Feb 06 2008

Oh my, what a lovely pair!



May I take a closer look?





queenmorbid
queenmorbid
01:54 Feb 06 2008

Happy Mardi Gras, Joli!





Bard
Bard
11:59 Feb 06 2008

Love it! Happy Fat Tuesday =)



You gonna do the Ash thing as well?





 

This is why there is no need for me to take the "How nerdy are you" quiz

11:01 Feb 05 2008
Times Read: 1,371


Yeah, I actually own this :)

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Ockham
Ockham
11:03 Feb 05 2008

It is an actual effort of cognitive dissonance to not say anything mean about this :P





Irony
Irony
11:03 Feb 05 2008

I lust after your klingon coffee mug!





Joli
Joli
12:23 Feb 05 2008

Ockham is jealous and trying to throw me off. When I'm comfy, he'll grab my cool Klingon glass and take off!





sahahria
sahahria
12:59 Feb 05 2008

Sadly I have the starfleet coffee mug... with the Klingon pin :P





KCRC
KCRC
13:11 Feb 05 2008

I no longer buy Star Trek stuff, but I'm older than all of you. You might grow out of this if you are lucky.



I have a set of blueprints for The Enterprise, The Star Fleet Tech manual and uncountable other Star Fleet stuff.





Joli
Joli
22:12 Feb 05 2008

awwwwww...I feel so much better about myself now. Kaplah!





Sinora
Sinora
20:20 Feb 06 2008

Yea, well, it's okay but nowhere near as cool as my Winnie the Pooh mug x





 

Fairy Godgator

02:36 Feb 05 2008
Times Read: 1,400


My daughter wrote a Cajun version of Cinderella that features a fairy godgator who offers the heroine a Mardi Gras crown from the Krewe of Orpheus. Who comes to the rescue but Occam and Irony with an image of the rarely photographed fairy godgator!


You are the best! She hasn't seen it yet. I can't wait to show her. I went last week to an Author's Tea at her school where she read the story to me. she's going to be tickled by her character brought to life.

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Irony
Irony
02:39 Feb 05 2008

It was fun to do:) Ockham and I seem to do well when we collaborate:)





Ockham
Ockham
04:38 Feb 05 2008

Most of the credit here belongs to Irony, to be fair. She did a great job. I just did a little cleanup/shading.





birra
birra
05:23 Feb 05 2008

Very cute!



I mean, it's no bunny rabbit with a rainbow exploding from it's butt... but then again, what is?






queenmorbid
queenmorbid
12:05 Feb 05 2008

That is so awesome..Joli, I've seen the pics they've made and I think they are all great, you guys rock! This pic really made me smile it was way too cute.





Bard
Bard
13:48 Feb 05 2008

Way cool. Good to have good friends with 'da skillz' =)





 

Ockham, have I told you lately how much you make me laugh?

21:55 Feb 04 2008
Times Read: 1,434


You've been bitten by Occam!


goatse.jpg goes here


See, I can do it too. Spam spam spam!


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Ockham
Ockham
22:58 Feb 04 2008

The part you are neglecting to mention here is how you, Irony and Stabb all spammed me with bites first. This was merely my counter-attack. En guardè, m'lady.





 

An aquatic tortoise protection stamp!!!

23:08 Feb 03 2008
Times Read: 1,472


I love this stamp, though I'm not quite sure if the slow and sure death is from sinking.

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Ockham
Ockham
23:11 Feb 03 2008

That is pretty amazing.





Irony
Irony
23:12 Feb 03 2008

It is so beautiful! I am jealous!





STABB666
STABB666
23:15 Feb 03 2008

Photobucket



captainglobehead
captainglobehead
23:16 Feb 03 2008

Thank you, once again, for immortalizing me in your journal.





 

Yugi-oolala

01:04 Feb 03 2008
Times Read: 1,557


Check out Stabb, the sexy manga man!

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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:29 Feb 03 2008

DAYUM that is HAWT





KCRC
KCRC
03:30 Feb 03 2008

Oh my.





queenmorbid
queenmorbid
05:32 Feb 03 2008

whooooooohooooooooo





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
18:47 Feb 03 2008

Ahhhh... he is cute! :)





Irony
Irony
19:22 Feb 03 2008

The eyeeeesss! I am trying to decide who is more scared here, him or me:P





 

Yeah, whatever

19:56 Feb 02 2008
Times Read: 1,584


I said I would, so I have. I didn't say that I would write WHY! So...apparently, Stabb was right and I was wrong. Well done. grrrrrrrrr


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STABB666
STABB666
23:09 Feb 02 2008

Ah, how sweet it is to be proven right once again.



:)





STABB666
STABB666
01:35 Feb 03 2008

So, was it Franklin, or Teddy on Mount Rushmore?



>:)





Joli
Joli
01:36 Feb 03 2008

Have I mentioned lately that you suck?





STABB666
STABB666
01:37 Feb 03 2008

Why yes, I do believe so.






Ockham
Ockham
23:12 Feb 03 2008

Franklin was definitely the superior Roosevelt.





Joli
Joli
21:57 Feb 04 2008

You can both just bite me.





 

Mardi Gras

23:09 Feb 01 2008
Times Read: 1,614


I'm off work until Thursday next week!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
23:33 Feb 01 2008

YAAAAAY *chokes on soup*






captainglobehead
captainglobehead
02:34 Feb 02 2008

So, you're coming to visit me when...?





STABB666
STABB666
01:37 Feb 03 2008

After she comes to visit me...





 

And in the ongoing saga of the aquatic tortoise...BOOYAH!

06:02 Feb 01 2008
Times Read: 1,623


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Yeah, it's a tortoise...yeah, what's that he's doing, Stabb? Swimming? Really? But that would mean I was what? You can say it...you can say it!

Look ma, no waterwings



Here's the Wiki

Jo Know Tortoise


" They are also excellent swimmers, being naturally buoyant. This factor has allowed the spread and eventual speciation of many kinds of related tortoises across the Indian Ocean."


*sings* Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found yoooooooou!

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Irony
Irony
07:45 Feb 01 2008

That's awesome:D That one is already grown up and doesn't need waterwings anymore





STABB666
STABB666
23:15 Feb 02 2008

Hmm. It doesn't appear to be so much as 'swimming', as more 'floating aimlessly'...



And whilst I might concede that this is indeed not sinking like a stone, it is but one exception to the general rule that a tortoise will, if dropped into water, sink without a trace.



:P





Joli
Joli
01:06 Feb 03 2008

I accept your apology.





STABB666
STABB666
01:23 Feb 03 2008



Joli
Joli
21:15 Feb 03 2008

SPECIST!!!





 

I wasn't bad enough before. Now...

03:47 Feb 01 2008
Times Read: 842


*scroll scroll scroll* Do I have a new journal comment? Damn!

*scroll scroll scroll* How bout now? Dog!

*scroll scroll scroll* How bout now? Augh! Skunked again!


Thanks, Cancer. I now ride the hamster wheel of pathetic.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
03:50 Feb 01 2008

i leeve joo a comint hear. LOLOLOLZ rn't u glad i did?



u no. u hav no rite 2 suspen my pro or port. u dun no wat ur talked about. ur just jelous.





Joli
Joli
05:18 Feb 01 2008

U just jelus i m sexy sentoran wit all de powah!





Angelus
Angelus
02:16 Feb 03 2008

..you Ma'am, are anything but pathetic.








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