If this doesn't make you chuckle, you're taking yourself way too seriously.
That was cute. lol
Nice one lol
Argh now I need to learn Norwegian. : adds that to my list of things to do.: LOL
As a sort of addendum to that, we actually DO speak Norwegian in Hell.
That's just too hilarious!
The more I encounter this man, the more his qualities of maturity, intelligence, and fairness shine out. I'm proud to have met you and look forward to a new friendship.
You should all check out his profile and rate him well. Kage
Eh. He's still dipping into the shallow end of the genetic pool for a relationship as far as I'm concerned, but I'll admit that he's at least not retarded himself.
High praise indeed from you Ockham:) Checked and rated favourably already:)
hah! I am liking this O guy...lol. Starting to see what you ladies see in him. ::wonders if he spend any time in uniform:: reminds me of my brothers and sisters humor. Dry :)
I wonder if he was counting you with the ladies, Ockham :P
Oh, I like him also. Much more than most strangers. He isn't even on my blocked list.
Joli: it's kinda got me worried that Irony is so quiet
Ockham: she's seething with english fury
Ockham: which means sipping tea, daintily
Tea of rage, sipped from the cup of wrath, sweetened with a lump of righteous indignation and stirred by the spoon of vehemence.
Don't forget the saucer of simmering incredulity...
And the chocolate biscuit of feigned indifference:P
The tea cozy of imperious displeasure.
just pronouce it with to 'c's. as in to-bacco. easy.
"sipping tea daintily.!
snot fur. we have passion. have you never seen eddie the eagle?
No, the problem isn't the C, it's the A. They pronounce it as "tacko" over there, which is just horrible.
I have no idea what that nonsense Angelus came out with there is...
I can only assume Stabb's from 'down South'
properly drops his aitches.
Zipadeedoda! Get in line for the most popular ride on VR.
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
I can hear you furiously scratching out Joli from your avatar and flow chart and I suddenly feel like combusting near an open window.
You're off my Christmas list, young lady. :(
At least she didn't link to your journal as I did. Look at it this way by commenting, now they can go straight to your profile. It's a nice neat one stop shop in Joli's Journal.
*can't wait for next week's blue light special*
Dammit! I never got to go on Splash Mountain!
*sheds a single tear*
Maybe not Splash Mountain Stabb, but I know of a wonderful place called Candy Mountain you might like to visit:D
Stabb You Know You Have A Welcome Invite Anytime You Want To Come To FLORIDA!!!
Is there some reason that you capitalize every single word that you write?
I know this is going to seem random. My friend, Dan, calls me a left-brained word fetishist, so that should clue you in. As I was reading about the geology study of my state, I thought of the word, "estuary."
Isn't that a gorgeous word? If "fjord" were a tarty strumpet eating brown cheese, then "estuary" would be a refined woman, posh in every way.
I must correct you, as "fjord" is not an english word at all, and thus sound quite different in it's proper form.
You know very well how hard a time native english-speakers have pronouncing scandinavian.
..so by your definition, you're an Estuary?
HA! I knew if I dangled a hook baited with fjords and brown cheese that I'd catch me a Viking man!
You're surprised? When you're fishing in a pond in your own backyard where you _know_ there is a Viking swimming?
Kinda ruins the idea of catch and release as well, doesn't it...
"Estuary" reminds me of a very proper older woman who wears high-collared blouses. Her house would probably smell like lavendar. It seems natural that you might call her Auntie Estuary.
A study by NASA and Louisiana State University scientists finds that sediments deposited into the Mississippi River Delta thousands of years ago when North America's glaciers retreated are contributing to the ongoing sinking of Louisiana's coastline. The weight of these sediments is causing a large section of Earth's crust to sag at a rate of 0.1 to 0.8 centimeters (0.04 to 0.3 inches) a year.
Sadly, I AM this chick.
She never sanskrits me :(
Aww Ockham, du är så söt:) Jag älskar dig
Ego amo te, mei animus erus.
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo
Bisous à tous...Je suis perdu sans vous.
In more ways than one. ;-)
..an all I was going to say was, "I can well believe that chick is you Joli."
The last three to read my journal:
Feb 06 2008 - 01:25:47
Feb 06 2008 - 01:23:08
Feb 06 2008 - 01:21:32
OMG they hunt in a pack lol
We do! We sent Stabb in to do a little recon earlier ;P
I've decided that you and Irony are my posse. Like in the old west, except instead of horses we have skype, and instead of guns we have you lady's legendary wit and my scathing assholery, and instead of enemy cowboys, we have retards.
I am down with that:D
We don't need no steenkeen badgess?
Oh my, what a lovely pair!
May I take a closer look?
Happy Mardi Gras, Joli!
Love it! Happy Fat Tuesday =)
You gonna do the Ash thing as well?
Yeah, I actually own this :)
It is an actual effort of cognitive dissonance to not say anything mean about this :P
I lust after your klingon coffee mug!
Ockham is jealous and trying to throw me off. When I'm comfy, he'll grab my cool Klingon glass and take off!
Sadly I have the starfleet coffee mug... with the Klingon pin :P
I no longer buy Star Trek stuff, but I'm older than all of you. You might grow out of this if you are lucky.
I have a set of blueprints for The Enterprise, The Star Fleet Tech manual and uncountable other Star Fleet stuff.
awwwwww...I feel so much better about myself now. Kaplah!
Yea, well, it's okay but nowhere near as cool as my Winnie the Pooh mug x
My daughter wrote a Cajun version of Cinderella that features a fairy godgator who offers the heroine a Mardi Gras crown from the Krewe of Orpheus. Who comes to the rescue but Occam and Irony with an image of the rarely photographed fairy godgator!
You are the best! She hasn't seen it yet. I can't wait to show her. I went last week to an Author's Tea at her school where she read the story to me. she's going to be tickled by her character brought to life.
It was fun to do:) Ockham and I seem to do well when we collaborate:)
Most of the credit here belongs to Irony, to be fair. She did a great job. I just did a little cleanup/shading.
I mean, it's no bunny rabbit with a rainbow exploding from it's butt... but then again, what is?
That is so awesome..Joli, I've seen the pics they've made and I think they are all great, you guys rock! This pic really made me smile it was way too cute.
Way cool. Good to have good friends with 'da skillz' =)
You've been bitten by Occam!
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See, I can do it too. Spam spam spam!
I love this stamp, though I'm not quite sure if the slow and sure death is from sinking.
Check out Stabb, the sexy manga man!
I said I would, so I have. I didn't say that I would write WHY! So...apparently, Stabb was right and I was wrong. Well done. grrrrrrrrr
Ah, how sweet it is to be proven right once again.
So, was it Franklin, or Teddy on Mount Rushmore?
Have I mentioned lately that you suck?
Why yes, I do believe so.
Franklin was definitely the superior Roosevelt.
You can both just bite me.
That's awesome:D That one is already grown up and doesn't need waterwings anymore
Hmm. It doesn't appear to be so much as 'swimming', as more 'floating aimlessly'...
And whilst I might concede that this is indeed not sinking like a stone, it is but one exception to the general rule that a tortoise will, if dropped into water, sink without a trace.
I accept your apology.
*scroll scroll scroll* Do I have a new journal comment? Damn!
*scroll scroll scroll* How bout now? Dog!
*scroll scroll scroll* How bout now? Augh! Skunked again!
Thanks, Cancer. I now ride the hamster wheel of pathetic.
i leeve joo a comint hear. LOLOLOLZ rn't u glad i did?
u no. u hav no rite 2 suspen my pro or port. u dun no wat ur talked about. ur just jelous.
U just jelus i m sexy sentoran wit all de powah!
..you Ma'am, are anything but pathetic.
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