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Irony - Better than PEZ (conversation obviously edited a bit)

23:12 Jun 26 2008
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Irony: I am just saying, its not weird


Joli: But it feels weak. I know you'll fuss me, but there it is. It feels weak that I can't ...


Irony: Is it wrong to be weak sometimes? If so, I am weak as hell, because I deal with * by getting online and talking to people who make me laugh my ass off


Irony: I don't think it is shameful... I would fuss a lot more if you neglected to do that because you thought it was weak


Irony: No human is 100% strong, something has to give somewhere. You come across as a rock every waking moment, to your colleagues, the people you help, your kids. It is no wonder the worries bite you when you dream


Joli: Thank you...as always, you make me sigh inside myself.


Irony: I am a regular zen dispenser;)


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Irony
Irony
23:24 Jun 26 2008

Yep, I am sugar laden and guaranteed to make your tongue tingle too. Just don't attempt consumption of Irony pez just after she has been on the treadmill of death:P





Joli
Joli
23:28 Jun 26 2008

If I were cut open and the surgeon lifted out my heart, it would be shaped like you. Even our nicknames for one another mean "heart."



I could never hope to deserve a friend like you, so I remain in a constant state of gratitude that when soul mate friends were handed out, you were assigned to my sorry butt. *smooch*





Irony
Irony
23:29 Jun 26 2008

For once I am speechless, and a little tearful. You mean exactly the same to me and I feel the same level of gratitude that you were assigned to my sorry (and larger) butt.



Ok, that was a lot like a speech:P





CTyler
CTyler
12:49 Jun 27 2008

...Zen Dispenser...



I'm gonna store that one for personal use, if that's okay (or not :P) with you, Irony...





Irony
Irony
13:31 Jun 27 2008

It is perfectly ok with me if you steal anything I say:) My words are free for all the people I like:)





 

All My Base Are Belong To You

22:47 Jun 26 2008
Times Read: 890


It was fun to write "Base," for a number of reasons that people who know me well will understand. But mostly, it just felt very different to write this way. I certainly wouldn't call it poetry. It isn't really even a story. It's just a moment, captured.


I enjoyed using clipped sentences with simple words. I enjoyed writing about the immediacy of the moment. The character is fully committed in each word and line. I could feel her like you can feel the tangible presence of someone's mood when they step into your space.


I don't even think it's particularly "good," but it was damned cool to type out. I wish I could shut off my mind, though. It keeps wanting to run into the next scene.


* Don't kill me for the title of this post, Ockham. I couldn't help myself. You know I'm weak.


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
23:07 Jun 26 2008

Wow. You rarely explain what you write.





Ockham
Ockham
23:23 Jun 26 2008

I'll let it slide, this time. You're On Notice, though. :P





Joli
Joli
23:24 Jun 26 2008

I still didn't explain it! The character's reason for being there...or where it is and why it is still belong to you. even the ending has interpretive character.



I'm just talking about the kick it was to write. :)





Ockham
Ockham
00:53 Jun 27 2008

One down, one to go.





Dragonrouge
Dragonrouge
01:33 Jun 27 2008

The Sublime comes always from the narrow path of Simple.

The intensity of the sentiment makes writing easy...

in a way... only in a way...

you can`t trick us!

So, one down,

two to go!





Ockham
Ockham
02:03 Jun 27 2008

Crap, I just realized my previous comment was in the wrong comment thread. D'oh.





carsho
carsho
06:38 Jun 27 2008

I bought a badge yesterday that say "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" hehe!





STABB666
STABB666
18:18 Jun 27 2008

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You're my kind of gal!



;)



 

Phobias and Limerics (Edited and reposted)

00:07 Jun 21 2008
Times Read: 950


Yeah, we think phobias and limericks make for a fine evening.



Joli : Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

Joli : I LOVE that one!


Joli : Genuphobia- Fear of knees. That makes me want to give the planet to the roaches and dive into a mushroom cloud

Irony : Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.

Ockham : GOD I HATE OTTERS THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME, WHAT IF THEY BUILD A DAM IN MY HOUSE?!

Joli : At least otters have teeth

Irony : Ockham, the next time someone comes into #sang asking for baby names, if you can convince them to call their daughter Lutraphobia I will give you a big kiss

Joli : but...knees?!

Joli : wtf?

Ockham :

There once was a boy who feared knees,

It made his sex life, well, jeez,

He couldn't get some,

When the pants came undone,

Saw the bend and then broke into pleas


Irony : Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.

Joli: Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Ockham:

There once was a man who feared dicks,

Not just any, mind you, just up sticks,

If he thought of a lass,

With a succulent ass,

Soon he'd find himself shitting his knicks.

............................................................................

And some of our others: (No, Irony's name isn't "Nikki," so don't go stalker squirrel. It's an inside thing.)


Irony: is this the new haiku?

Ockham: yes!

Irony: damn, I should learn how to write limericks then


Irony:

She could not believe what was seen

After taking a look at her screen

Limericks that confounded

Had left her astounded

That Ockham hadn't been more obscene



Joli:

There once was a girl named Nikki

Who wouldn't let Ockham give her a hickey.

She'd tease with a pucker

Which earned her a fruit fucker

And honorable mention in a Swedish Wiki


Ockham:

There once was a girl named Nikki,

Who should totally agree to a quicky,

With her best friend named Ockham,

(line removed by request)

And the King of the Heavens he'd kick-y.


Joli:

There once was a girl named Nikki

Who made my tongue want to go licky

We wrote unicorn porn

To the sexy the alicorn horn

So Ockham would yell "DILDOES!" at its...dicky?


Ockham:

There once was a girl I adore,

Her love being all I live for,

If it just made her happy,

I'd write sonnets, sappy,

And never for more could implore


Ockham:

There once was a lady named Jo,

On the sea of words she'd often row,

Though her humor is witty,

We hates for her ditties,

And unicorns can to hell go.


Ockham:

These two ladies are great, so you see,

They often waste much time with me,

We spend the time laughing,

And harassing, and sassing,

And there's nowhere else I'd rather be.


Irony:

This year it has not passed me by

This form that makes all of us cry

The government's trying

To steal cash from the dying

But I think it can fuck off and die


Ockham:

There once was a man who feared Gods,

And it often would put him at odds,

With the men in the church,

When he saw them he'd lurch,

And then flee, leaving some confused sods.


Trin:

There was a young girl from Mandeville

Although sometimes jaded

Her beliefs never faded

To this day she still does god's will


Trin:

There once was a boy from the city,

He found not all people were shitty,

Regardless of that,

He became a desert rat,

But now and then jumped on cam to look pretty




COMMENTS

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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
23:16 Jun 26 2008

You guys are all so incredibly and delightfully twisted.





Irony
Irony
23:40 Jun 26 2008

You have noooooooooooo idea! *grins*





Ockham
Ockham
23:45 Jun 26 2008

This is just the tip of the iceberg, really.





Joli
Joli
23:45 Jun 26 2008

There once was a man with a weird nick

And on his journal I frequently click.

Then one night I was shocked

By his tale...How it rocked!

Oh god, she had knelt on his dick!





Irony
Irony
23:53 Jun 26 2008

There once was a comment in a journal

With a line that will haunt me eternal

"She had knelt on his dick!"?

I'd have just used a brick

As those bloodstains are rather infernal.





Joli
Joli
00:00 Jun 27 2008

Captain Globehead sat still while she crawled;

For help he never called.

With that kind of proximity

We feel with unanimity

No pity now that he's been balled.






Irony
Irony
00:11 Jun 27 2008

Poor Globehead must feel quite forlorn

For his manhood, what else, but to mourn:(

So have a heads up,

Just invest in a cup

As it's harder to squish it when worn.





Joli
Joli
00:18 Jun 27 2008

Everyone on VR knows

The Captain felt it down in his toes

Much like how each limerick

Is a new kneel on the dick

Ah, how I smile at his man-woes.





grampae
grampae
00:22 Jun 27 2008

There once was a man who ate people,

It added three inches to his steeple,

He fashioned a pill,

To give old men a thrill,

And sold it to all the sheeple.





Ockham
Ockham
00:29 Jun 27 2008

Ladies are vicious, you see,

Filled with estrogen and jealousy,

They will cut to the core,

And give you the what-for,

But they still cannot stand up to pee.





Irony
Irony
00:32 Jun 27 2008

Oh Ockham, how little you know:(

"They can't pee while they're standing", you crow.

It isn't too hard

With the aid of some card

To piss out our names in the snow





Joli
Joli
00:36 Jun 27 2008

Ok, so you can in the snow write your name

And have contests with your mighty pee game,

But when in the bathroom you tinkle,

WHY must you sprinkle?

Your splattering last drop is so lame :(





Ockham
Ockham
00:38 Jun 27 2008

Piss a name into snow, you said?

A man needs no tools to write, "Ted"

And we'll do it all day,

From the tears that you'll pay,

Since our crotches shall never spray red.





Irony
Irony
00:43 Jun 27 2008

It is true that you don't have the curse

But the menopause makes that disperse.

With your youth, you can strut

But at fifty your butt

Will get treatment I think is much worse:P





Joli
Joli
00:45 Jun 27 2008

o god y u h8, bb?

u haev teh bad ora, rlly.

u r a dush

n i give u a kitteh push

ur red crotch spray skeerd me.





Ockham
Ockham
00:50 Jun 27 2008

oh bb, I cud neva h8,

cuz 4 u I wud ovathro f8,

an eyed luv u 4 lyf,

but cant maek u mah wyf

cuz I got 2 teh partay 2 l8.





Irony
Irony
00:52 Jun 27 2008

I fold!





Joli
Joli
00:53 Jun 27 2008

*white flag* I'm going home. You w-w-... you w-w-...augh! You're still a dush. I love you goofballs.





Ockham
Ockham
00:54 Jun 27 2008

FLAWLESS VICTORY.





Irony
Irony
00:56 Jun 27 2008

You are going to be insufferable all night now aren't you:P Damn you and your weapons grade idiotspeak!





Ockham
Ockham
00:57 Jun 27 2008

I spent a lot of time on IRC, sadly. One "learns" horrible things there.





Joli
Joli
00:58 Jun 27 2008

Gloating doesn't befit you

And now I want to hit you

But the red crotch spray

Has ruined my day

And I find that now I must quit you :(





Ockham
Ockham
01:10 Jun 27 2008

You've already surrendered, my dear,

I have taught you the meaning of fear,

With my leet limerick skillz,

I got up in your grillz,

And I put it up this convo's rear.



Now let none of us dispute this, me lass,

I won the contest with grace, and class,

Beat you both fair and square,

But I know how you care,

So on gloating I'll graciously pass.





carsho
carsho
06:35 Jun 27 2008

Parthenophobia is the fear of virgins.





 

Please Do Not Feed Them, Especially After Midnight

19:58 Jun 19 2008
Times Read: 1,026


I know that you know this cast of characters. When I'm at work, I often leave a window available for friends to message...friends who understand that there may be huge gaps of silence while I am occupied with a client or staff. What I love are the times that I look back in and they have continued the conversation with our special brand of lunacy. I give to you my lovely, insane friends seen here in their natural habitat:


Joli says: *smoochy*

Irony: "Ockham made me watch a horrible movie:("

Joli says: the "I don't watch movies" guy?

Irony says: It was horrible. He chose it!

Joli says: wow

Irony says: Worst. Movie. Ever.

Joli says: what was this piece of poo?

Irony says: Well, we thought Napoleon Dynamite had less merit

Irony says: Black Sheep

Joli says: never heard of it

Ockham says: you should watch it

Joli says: I hated Napoleon Dynamite at first. It grew on me

Ockham says: it's about new zealanders and their sheep

Irony says: I thought you loved her:(

Ockham says: sometimes, love hurts

Joli says: o u h8 :(

Ockham says: never h8, bb

Irony says: It was horrible! The only reason it didn't get turned off was because I was too lazy to move and Ockham was too traumatised to look away

JoliDy says: Bahahahaha!

Irony says: Jo, it is true!

Irony says: Ockham "I am looking forward to seeing what happens at the end."

Me "I am looking forward to the credits"

Ockham "That too"

Ockham says: it was "I am kind of looking forward to the foreshadowed sheepocalypse at the end."

Ockham says: the whole thing smacked of a couple college kids who got drunk and decided to make a B movie

Irony says: Lets face it, that movie effectively put the bar for bad movies onto the voyager probe:P

Ockham says: there were a couple funny bits

Ockham says: it's kind of a movie that I think everyone should see

Ockham says: not just because if I have to hurt, so should they

Ockham says: but as an educational lesson as to why college kids shouldn't be given a movie budget

Irony says: ...

Ockham says: why ellipsising at me? :(

Irony says: I can't think of anything I can possibly say

Irony says: I am trying to work out anyone I hate enough to put through that abomination

Irony says: apart from *, most of the channel, all kitter and my ex

Ockham says: I bet Will would like it

Irony says: Oh god, you know... he probably would

Irony says: that scares me

Ockham says: he'd get a major kick out of it

Ockham says: jo's kids probably would, too

Irony says: It is unsuitable for them

Ockham says: if you don't mind them seeing a rubber tube representing a penis being eaten by a sheep.

Ockham says: torn off, more like.

Ockham says: also, we learned that the human ear is made of gum

Ockham says: chewing gum

Ockham says: also, we learned that jo doesn't love us and isn't talking to us, and our only option is to die together in glorious suicide. I'll go get the bleach :(

Irony says: I couldn't even sit up to turn it off

Irony says: I was compelled to lay there and just feel those brain cells burning off

Irony says: there is a slight smell of ozone still leaking from my ears

Ockham says: I gave you no less than 3 chances to not watch the movie

Irony says: them's the rules though

Irony says: I sit through your crap and you sit through mine

Irony says: I liked the other films you got me to watch

Ockham says: even Lupin? I didn't really think you enjoyed that one

Irony says: What percentage did we heckle through?

Irony says: Yeah, lupin wasn't bad at all:)

Irony says: and 3% was of me going to the kitchen to make something to eat, with instructions that I didn't want to know what I had missed

Irony says: with specific instructions as to the impending bestiality moment

Ockham says: they didn't show any of that

Ockham says: fortunately

Irony says: which is when you said you hated me

Ockham says: just them barricading their room against the wrath of the lambs.

Irony says: I came back and he had no pants on!

Ockham says: yeah that was pretty much how that scene started

Irony says: I would hate to see the directors cut

Ockham says: DON'T

Ockham says: EVER

Ockham says: MENTION

Ockham says: THAT

Ockham says: AGAIN

Ockham says: :(

Ockham says: so how's the weather?

Irony says: :(

Irony says: The daystar is high and hopefully giving my neighbours skin cancer


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Irony
Irony
20:03 Jun 19 2008

It really was that bad! I feel all special now for being immortalised:)





Joli
Joli
20:08 Jun 19 2008

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair.





Ockham
Ockham
20:16 Jun 19 2008

You make one mistake in choosing a movie and suddenly they're hanging you on a wooden crucifix... :(





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
21:46 Jun 19 2008

Love reading your exchanges.





Silverbow
Silverbow
00:58 Jun 20 2008

You watched that movie?? omg... I have banned it from ever entering my house... I saw the preview for it last year.. no way on this earth... no..





DuCroix
DuCroix
02:45 Jun 20 2008

i saw about three minutes of that movie and that was too much. it is an abomination that only the american film industry could create





Ockham
Ockham
03:16 Jun 20 2008

You mean, the American film industry in New Zealand, run by a company called New Zealand Films? That American Film Industry?





STABB666
STABB666
08:55 Jun 20 2008

Well, I thought it was mildly amusing...






CTyler
CTyler
09:24 Jun 20 2008

Yeah, so did I...

It was a very funny variation on cheesy Zombie movies.



I mean, if New Zealanders have to make a movie like that, they're not exactly spoiling for choices. Sheep is pretty much all they have.



Well, sheep and Temuera Morrison. He'd actually be scarier than monster sheep...





Irony
Irony
12:31 Jun 20 2008

Perhaps the sequel will be about him. He gets bitten by an infected sheepdog and turns into a cheesy fanged bounty hunter who can't resist chasing sheep around a field.





Irony
Irony
00:36 Jun 21 2008

Also, Tyler, The only thing funny about that movie was Ockham's reaction. The quiet sobbing:P





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

04:06 Jun 16 2008
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• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •


 

This friend moment brought to you by the letters "a" and "w"

01:42 Jun 15 2008
Times Read: 1,154





While not true, this from a friend who loves me made me smile. You may not like Ockham, and I can understand where that's coming from, but if you are fortunate enough to have a friend, I would wish you a friend like this:


"Your writing, when positive, is beautiful, constructed, touching. When negative, it is such a change and such an unexpected thing that even though the tone is, relatively speaking, rather mild, the fact that YOU said those things about someone gives them a vast, deep weight.


(Relatively speaking compared to the torrent of hate that I tend to write with, anyways.) Having you write something like that is like having Jesus slap you on the wrist" :P

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Ockham
Ockham
01:50 Jun 15 2008

I am glad that my small revelation of the truth could make you smile, even though I lack the eloquence to truly express what I think of your writing.





STABB666
STABB666
02:43 Jun 15 2008

That's right, you don't want a bitch-slap from Jesus, he's got the powah! :P





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

11:37 Jun 14 2008
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• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •


 

Ockham: "Why, Jo...why do you hate me?"

20:34 Jun 12 2008
Times Read: 1,313


The result of topic wars on Skype chat:


participants: Irony, Joli, and Ockham


*** BE MY ORANGE (Always! But there are still dildo horses out there) WE HATE THE DILDO HORSES. EVEN MEATBALL HATES HORSE WITH DILDO, yet sees the value of the occasional unicorn poem.. My once-mighty balls have withered into mere peanuts ***


Later to be simplified to:


*** "Irony is my Orange, and Dildo Horses are forbidden." ***



Things you may need to know before undertaking the Herculean task of trying to understand the above:

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And, I give you the phenomenon of people loving and composing "poetry" and "art" like the following:

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Unicorn Love


Beautiful Unicorn

I've loved thee since I was born

For true and lovely is thy Alicorn

I wish you were mine


Without you i'm not fine

My love is strong and true

My Unicorn I love you

Unicorn Love


Beautiful Unicorn

I've loved thee since I was born

For true and lovely is thy Alicorn

I wish you were mine


Without you i'm not fine

My love is strong and true

My Unicorn I love you


You're welcome! :)

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Irony
Irony
20:39 Jun 12 2008

Aww, fruitfucker! *love*



I predict Ockham will say Dildoes:P





Ockham
Ockham
20:39 Jun 12 2008

"Hey, guys, what can we do to make the concept of magical horses even less manly?"

"We cans straps a dildoes to its heads."

"Great idea, let's do that!"





Irony
Irony
20:40 Jun 12 2008

Did I call it, or did I call it? :D





Ockham
Ockham
20:43 Jun 12 2008

You know me passingly well, Milady.





Irony
Irony
20:44 Jun 12 2008

Just passingly? I thought we had taken up residence in each others heads by now:P





Ockham
Ockham
20:44 Jun 12 2008

Aren't you British supposed to get understatements? :P





Irony
Irony
20:45 Jun 12 2008

I am hoist:( *rues*





Ockham
Ockham
20:46 Jun 12 2008

Even in defeat, you twist the knife. :(





Joli
Joli
22:13 Jun 12 2008

Man, I love when he's standing at the glass declaring that he's nearly ready...to wait for it!





Irony
Irony
22:18 Jun 12 2008

You laugh about it now, but wait until you are next thirsty and craving OJ. Will you really be able to look at that fucking nutritious juice the same way again? :P





Ockham
Ockham
23:36 Jun 12 2008

My juiceshake brings all the ladies to the yard.





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
01:52 Jun 13 2008

That is so wonderfully, beautifully twisted.





Silverbow
Silverbow
05:34 Jun 13 2008

OMG I had to read it twice. LOL





Irony
Irony
18:24 Jun 13 2008

Ockham - My juiceshake, is better than yours:P





Ockham
Ockham
18:25 Jun 13 2008

You may demonstrate that I might judge. This thing, I shall allow.





Irony
Irony
18:26 Jun 13 2008

Well I could teach you, but I'd have to charge:D





Ockham
Ockham
18:28 Jun 13 2008

I'm not sure where, but this thread has taken a wrong turn somehow, and is heading into a dark, desolate place.





Irony
Irony
18:28 Jun 13 2008

Mmm baby, does that mean we can make out in the dark?





Ockham
Ockham
18:29 Jun 13 2008

I believe it does, I believe it does indeed.





Irony
Irony
18:30 Jun 13 2008

*looks up at the comments*



She is going to kill us, isn't she:(





Ockham
Ockham
18:32 Jun 13 2008

All the more reason for a last night of desperate passion, knowing that the dawn brings a wrathful Jo wearing the executioner's hood.





Irony
Irony
18:33 Jun 13 2008

You make a good point...



Lets get it on:D





 

dem bones, dem bones

19:01 Jun 12 2008
Times Read: 1,327


I want to thank you, Bones, for all the help you give me here. There are so many accounts that without help, it would be impossible to do our jobs here. Grateful for you.


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Oceanne
Oceanne
19:53 Jun 12 2008

With friends like that,how can one ever go wrong..true friend there.:)





 

Vent Pearl 2

03:52 Jun 09 2008
Times Read: 1,408


X: You think that's bad? We actually had a Muslim teach us Sex Ed.


J: I bet you're fun in bed.


J: *self recrimination, guilt guilt guilt*


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Morrigon
Morrigon
06:30 Jun 09 2008

Hahaha that was beautiful. He has a great sense of humor, one of my new VR favorites





Joli
Joli
06:49 Jun 09 2008

And he plays Scrabble! Woohoo!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
10:54 Jun 09 2008

Was Naughty Panties used?



:)





 

a little pearl from Vent

03:32 Jun 09 2008
Times Read: 1,420


...and then carsho (cars ho) says that there must be merit in playing Beatles albums backward (he said "bay tuls") because forward they sound like "goo goo ga shoo."


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birra
birra
03:33 Jun 09 2008

Hence.. I listen more than I speak...





carsho
carsho
03:36 Jun 09 2008

Ah, who knew the meaning of life could be found in a conversation between Car Sho, Jo Li and I Mage Sin Words.





 

03:30 Jun 05 2008
Times Read: 1,476


You know, I don't think I have ever written anything about being a Sentoran on this site. I kinda prefer to be quiet. I've had a few bumps with users, but surprisingly few. Most people are very respectful to me, and I hope they'd say the same of my treatment toward them.


Today, I had to make a request of a member that I respect. A lesser person might have gotten her back up and misunderstood my position on the matter, maybe gotten defensive. No, that's not what she did. she explained where she was coming from, listened to my reason for asking, and made a very helpful step that will be great leadership for others I need to follow suit.


Today, I celebrate the helpful, collaborative spirit. When we work together, we can accomplish so much.


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:48 Jun 05 2008

*high five*





Joli
Joli
04:27 Jun 05 2008

Thankth, Thoth :)





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
17:46 Jun 05 2008

awww, you remembered.





 

Super Birra...Birra Man...Bat Birra?

17:51 Jun 03 2008
Times Read: 1,524


Birra and I had a chance to catch up last night. He's one of my best online buds and our schedules are both so jammed that any goofy, stolen time is special.


We talked about Meatball, Morri's coffee table, and the insane hours he works. I think he should have his own cape...let's design one, Morri! OMG! Do you think we could threaten him into the lycra body suit? What would Birra's super powers be? I think Brad or Kentucky would be his kryptonite.


I told him I'm fencing off Kentucky and quarantining it. Every time he goes, he gets sick. He said he's going to be spending a longer time there next visit. I'm worried that state is trying to kill him...too much exposure and he'll likely get bubonic plague. I blame Stinky Fred. :(


...or maybe Morri's right...could it be...Brad is behind this?!


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Morrigon
Morrigon
17:53 Jun 03 2008

Yes it is brad...DAMMIT BRAD





Joli
Joli
18:00 Jun 03 2008

Brad has infected Kentucky. Oh my god...Brad planted Stinky Fred! That's why you can't get rid of him, VW. It's a sinister plan Brad has hatched for his own nefarious purposes!





birra
birra
21:54 Jun 03 2008

The power to create complete chaos out of mass organization?





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
21:58 Jun 03 2008

BRAD MUST DIE!!!!



Hey- if you get him into that body suit, he can come over and dig out Stinky Fred. *swoons* He would be my hero. :) And I would not take a picture of him... I swear on Brad's grave. *shifty eyes*



He stays much longer and he is going to start speaking like me- Ya'll know that's bad. lol










Requiem
Requiem
01:19 Jun 04 2008

Oklahoma does that to me. The minute I enter the state I feel like I have flu.








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