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People

16:02 May 22 2011
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Some people come and go on the rave where as others prefer to be more hardcore, I was thinking about conversations that I had in the main forums and I remebered this fella, what ever happened to Mitzthedrunkendwarf.



I think that was him name, is he still here under another name? Was he really a drunk dwarf or was that picture on his profile just one he picked up from the internet somewhere?


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xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
16:12 May 22 2011

Oh Miz, you mean? he was on here way from the beginning but a few friends let him down and he left. His profile name is now Borked. He comes by every now and then and leaves a journal entry and a few messages :)





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
16:21 May 22 2011

I miss miz!





Minerva
Minerva
16:59 May 22 2011

Borked is so awesome!





Bane
Bane
18:44 May 22 2011

Borked is way cool.



I miss him too.





Cinnamon
Cinnamon
21:26 May 22 2011

You're right about people coming and going. I've been here forever it seems. I don't think I'll ever truly go away. I might have moments of inactivity, but I always come back. Sometimes I wonder what happened to some of the old timers of VR, but with all the name changes and stuff, I'm sure they're around somewhere.





Theban
Theban
22:34 May 22 2011

It's the name changes that throw me...Mine has always been the same.





Nightgame
Nightgame
01:26 May 23 2011

The name changes after someone's been here awhile are very confusing to me too :)





Sinora
Sinora
11:17 May 23 2011

Borked...well I'm telling ya this coz I know you will keep it quiet....he is actually a drunken dwarf, to ages to get that picture of him too.





 

Soul

16:52 May 03 2011
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4 easy steps to sell you soul...





You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.



Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.



“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.



“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”



Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:





1.SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.



2.DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.



3.GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”



4.REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synagogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”



But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do what you want with it.”







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Theban
Theban
16:54 May 03 2011

I am amazed at what people do.....coughs!





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
17:16 May 03 2011

I read Dr. Touth as Dr. Thoth the first time around. I actually had to reread the entry to see it.



;)



I was going to say "So, on top of being a brilliant genius, ThothLestat is also a Doctor?".



Defeats the purpose now.



:P





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
17:18 May 03 2011

Fuck.



I put the wrong coding at the end of "Dr. Thoth" and now more than half my comment is in bold.



That's what I get for drinking coffee after two years of staying away from it. I got excited and didn't double check it before hitting Post Comment.



DOH!





PAGAN
PAGAN
17:36 May 03 2011

hehehe!



People will do anything for a fast buck! I bet that dude rakes it in :D





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
17:39 May 03 2011

That's because I AM bold, ducky!! My boldness infects your l33t HTML skills and renders them useless!



I DO like the sound of Doctor Thoth... Perhaps a name-change is in order. I'll get on that soon.



Great post, Mr Ban!





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
18:29 May 03 2011

Ha! is Dr. Touth related to Mr. Bart Simpson by any chance?





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
19:33 May 03 2011

lol .. luv it!!





Theban
Theban
09:00 May 04 2011

NocturnalMistress it does look like Thoth lol





DarkxSidexOfxThexMoon
DarkxSidexOfxThexMoon
11:57 May 04 2011

How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.. hahahhahaa xD



Who is to say this isn't another trick of the devil to get more people seduced into giving up their souls when in fact, he can offer them much much more? :P



By the way, don't you think the ruler of the underworld will at least have 666 more aces up his sleeve?? xD





Theban
Theban
12:04 May 04 2011

Ooo that was good and I feel correct, he wouldn't be that easy to con...would he ^^





Ketea
Ketea
07:37 May 22 2011

Is there a disclaimer of small print incase there is a loophole in the contract? :)








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