Is it Saturday yet?
We all need something to look forward to... I was so busy today I didn't use the bathroom from 8AM until 6PM...
It is moments like this I appreciate beer and hockey the most.
Ok, now that is just making this downright...
...sad? Pathetic? Ridiculous? Take your pick.
I have to say....
When life throws you curve balls, sometimes you have to say... fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.
Sometimes doing it yourself gets one in a better mood.
Yes. All innuendos implied.
I'm just saying, you have to stay flexible to the changes that happen in life.
Even if that means asserting yourself forcefully in a situation to make it work out for you...
Oh I completely agree.
I was just being a smartass.
And it is appreciated.
As are any and all innuendos, double-entendres and immature jokes. ;)
Although, my humor can be a bit on the... Harsh and dangerous side.
You've never actually complained about it.
I'm not sure who I would be complaining about... but, no, that would never actually be a complaint of mine.
Not to mention the usual:
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
You go ahead, Wild Thang.....you got marbles.!!!!!!!
"No thanks, I really don't want a hand job..."
-- No man, ever.
I would ABSOLUTELY say that. In fact, I might have said that before.
...like the quote says...
Hand job, perhaps.
Blow job... Now that's a different story.
A mouth full, if you will.
There is often an unconscious betrayal... sometimes your mind betrays you, sometimes your words betray you, and sometimes your body betrays you.
So many times you won't even notice it, but someone that knows you very well will.
yeah I agree my body always betray me when I need to go pee, its starts dancing and making me walk like a froglegged puppy trying to reach the bathroom and avoid looking stupid :p
so everyone knows when I got to go I GOT TO GO!!!! lol hehehehe
Yes, there's that too. And then you have...
"Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you!"
You stole my line!
Aww, sorry Ducky.
But I left so many other options open!
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
That's how I feel after spending a day going toe-to-toe with a VP and corporate ops department of a multi-billion dollar international company just to make sure a few of their employees are being treated fairly and respectfully.
I stepped on toes.
I made some enemies.
People got what they earned, though. In my eyes, I did what I had to for the people I manage and what they expect of me.
I'll deal with the fallout when it happens.
Scotch, anyone? I'm pouring...
I'll take bourbon, if you be pouring....
And there will be fallout- oh yes, there will. But you hold your head high, sugar- you did good.
And speaking as someone who wouldhave loved to have someone like you in my corner when I was getting shit on, well done.
I'll take a shot of tequila...it must have just been one of those Mondays for the management sector....blarg
I say, hey sky. S'otha say I won' say? Pray to J, I get the same'ol, same'ol!
You go wif it. I speak jive....Bro don't wa da hep...bro don't get da hep!
Rejoice! Everyone wants something for nothing! Hallelujah!
Gimme free stuff! Gimme!
Hell, that's the American way! And of course by American, I probably meant people who are here illegally, and yeah.....lol
Not me....unless it hurts a little...I don't want it. But that's just me.
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