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Ah, but where were your crabby patties...(or is that panties?)

WHAT hockey? It's an abbreviated season, and all the front runners are off to a less than stellar start...What a waste.

I wished it was Saturday. Long week and we are only on the hump day.



hahaha... hump.

Sometimes doing it yourself gets one in a better mood.





Yes. All innuendos implied.

I'm just saying, you have to stay flexible to the changes that happen in life.



Even if that means asserting yourself forcefully in a situation to make it work out for you...

Oh I completely agree.



I was just being a smartass.

And it is appreciated.



As are any and all innuendos, double-entendres and immature jokes. ;)

Fantastic.



Although, my humor can be a bit on the... Harsh and dangerous side.

You've never actually complained about it.



:p

I'm not sure who I would be complaining about... but, no, that would never actually be a complaint of mine.

Not to mention the usual:



If you want something done right, do it yourself.

You go ahead, Wild Thang.....you got marbles.!!!!!!!

lmfao.

I would ABSOLUTELY say that. In fact, I might have said that before.

...like the quote says...

Hand job, perhaps.



Blow job... Now that's a different story.

A mouth full, if you will.

yeah I agree my body always betray me when I need to go pee, its starts dancing and making me walk like a froglegged puppy trying to reach the bathroom and avoid looking stupid :p

so everyone knows when I got to go I GOT TO GO!!!! lol hehehehe

HA!



Yes, there's that too. And then you have...



"Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you!"

Damn, birra!

You stole my line!



;)

Aww, sorry Ducky.



But I left so many other options open!

Shirley you're not talking to me?

I'll take bourbon, if you be pouring....



And there will be fallout- oh yes, there will. But you hold your head high, sugar- you did good.



And speaking as someone who wouldhave loved to have someone like you in my corner when I was getting shit on, well done.

I'll take a shot of tequila...it must have just been one of those Mondays for the management sector....blarg

I say, hey sky. S'otha say I won' say? Pray to J, I get the same'ol, same'ol!

You go wif it. I speak jive....Bro don't wa da hep...bro don't get da hep!

Gimme free stuff! Gimme!

Hell, that's the American way! And of course by American, I probably meant people who are here illegally, and yeah.....lol

Not me....unless it hurts a little...I don't want it. But that's just me.