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There's no crying in technology sales!!!!!

03:19 Jan 31 2013
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My new job title will now be, "Captain Meanie."


I wasn't even wearing my crabby pants today...


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RedQueen
RedQueen
23:03 Jan 31 2013

Ah, but where were your crabby patties...(or is that panties?)





 

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03:28 Jan 30 2013
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02:28 Jan 30 2013
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Is it Saturday yet?


We all need something to look forward to... I was so busy today I didn't use the bathroom from 8AM until 6PM...


It is moments like this I appreciate beer and hockey the most.


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RedQueen
RedQueen
05:21 Jan 30 2013

WHAT hockey? It's an abbreviated season, and all the front runners are off to a less than stellar start...What a waste.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
13:24 Jan 30 2013

I wished it was Saturday. Long week and we are only on the hump day.



hahaha... hump.





 

But of course.

02:23 Jan 22 2013
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Wow. Really?


Ok, now that is just making this downright...


...sad? Pathetic? Ridiculous? Take your pick.


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What?

23:19 Jan 17 2013
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I have to say....


...no...


...wait...



...I don't.



Never mind.


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04:34 Jan 16 2013
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When life throws you curve balls, sometimes you have to say... fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.


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TheHumanCondition
TheHumanCondition
04:39 Jan 16 2013

Sometimes doing it yourself gets one in a better mood.





Yes. All innuendos implied.





birra
birra
05:02 Jan 16 2013

I'm just saying, you have to stay flexible to the changes that happen in life.



Even if that means asserting yourself forcefully in a situation to make it work out for you...





TheHumanCondition
TheHumanCondition
05:11 Jan 16 2013

Oh I completely agree.



I was just being a smartass.





birra
birra
05:13 Jan 16 2013

And it is appreciated.



As are any and all innuendos, double-entendres and immature jokes. ;)





TheHumanCondition
TheHumanCondition
05:19 Jan 16 2013

Fantastic.



Although, my humor can be a bit on the... Harsh and dangerous side.

You've never actually complained about it.



:p





birra
birra
05:36 Jan 16 2013

I'm not sure who I would be complaining about... but, no, that would never actually be a complaint of mine.





RedQueen
RedQueen
17:59 Jan 16 2013

Not to mention the usual:



If you want something done right, do it yourself.





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:31 Jan 17 2013

You go ahead, Wild Thang.....you got marbles.!!!!!!!





 

Famous quotes that never happened...

05:00 Jan 11 2013
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"No thanks, I really don't want a hand job..."


-- No man, ever.


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queenofchaos
queenofchaos
07:37 Jan 11 2013

lmfao.





VRsZombie
VRsZombie
12:02 Jan 11 2013

I would ABSOLUTELY say that. In fact, I might have said that before.





birra
birra
06:09 Jan 12 2013

...like the quote says...





TheHumanCondition
TheHumanCondition
04:38 Jan 16 2013

Hand job, perhaps.



Blow job... Now that's a different story.

A mouth full, if you will.








 

02:58 Jan 10 2013
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There is often an unconscious betrayal... sometimes your mind betrays you, sometimes your words betray you, and sometimes your body betrays you.


So many times you won't even notice it, but someone that knows you very well will.


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CryingMist
CryingMist
03:20 Jan 10 2013

yeah I agree my body always betray me when I need to go pee, its starts dancing and making me walk like a froglegged puppy trying to reach the bathroom and avoid looking stupid :p

so everyone knows when I got to go I GOT TO GO!!!! lol hehehehe





birra
birra
04:02 Jan 10 2013

HA!



Yes, there's that too. And then you have...



"Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you!"






Nekirena
Nekirena
05:45 Jan 10 2013

Damn, birra!

You stole my line!



;)





birra
birra
00:02 Jan 11 2013

Aww, sorry Ducky.



But I left so many other options open!





 

You're the head honcho, the big cheese....

01:02 Jan 09 2013
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You know what it's like to get knocked down, in the mud, and kicked in the head, with an iron boot?


Of course you don't, it never happens. It was a dumb question, skip that...



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brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:32 Jan 17 2013

Shirley you're not talking to me?





 

That's so jive.

04:03 Jan 08 2013
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'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!


Don't understand?


That's how I feel after spending a day going toe-to-toe with a VP and corporate ops department of a multi-billion dollar international company just to make sure a few of their employees are being treated fairly and respectfully.


I stepped on toes.


I made some enemies.


People got what they earned, though. In my eyes, I did what I had to for the people I manage and what they expect of me.


I'll deal with the fallout when it happens.


Scotch, anyone? I'm pouring...


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RedQueen
RedQueen
04:54 Jan 08 2013

I'll take bourbon, if you be pouring....



And there will be fallout- oh yes, there will. But you hold your head high, sugar- you did good.



And speaking as someone who wouldhave loved to have someone like you in my corner when I was getting shit on, well done.





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
05:50 Jan 08 2013

I'll take a shot of tequila...it must have just been one of those Mondays for the management sector....blarg





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
18:35 Jan 08 2013

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.



Bourbon, please!



birra
birra
00:57 Jan 09 2013

I say, hey sky. S'otha say I won' say? Pray to J, I get the same'ol, same'ol!





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:34 Jan 17 2013

You go wif it. I speak jive....Bro don't wa da hep...bro don't get da hep!





 

Say what????

02:58 Jan 04 2013
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Rejoice! Everyone wants something for nothing! Hallelujah!


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:14 Jan 04 2013

Gimme free stuff! Gimme!





RedQueen
RedQueen
02:08 Jan 05 2013

Hell, that's the American way! And of course by American, I probably meant people who are here illegally, and yeah.....lol





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:35 Jan 17 2013

Not me....unless it hurts a little...I don't want it. But that's just me.





 

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