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Too much...

04:52 Mar 28 2011
Times Read: 797


...I see so much venom around here tonight.


Where is the love people? Where is the love?


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
04:52 Mar 28 2011

Mine was a joke.



:P





Morrigon
Morrigon
04:53 Mar 28 2011

I got some love right here...





Bones
Bones
04:55 Mar 28 2011

It lives with you, but you won't share. :(





 

More model madness...

18:56 Mar 12 2011
Times Read: 859


...I love when I sift through other photographer's profiles for ideas... and I see a nude shoot they did with a model that looks interesting.


Of course she looks interesting; she's naked.


But I'll click on the credit link to her profile to see what other work she has done... and she states in her profile that she won't do nude shoots.


Ummm.. you mean... you won't do them anymore? Or not without being paid a whole lot of money to be made to look like a porn star, 'cause that's what this other photographer did?


I don't understand people...


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brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
23:50 Mar 13 2011

Photographers can make you look like a porn star? They never told me that at Olan/Mills......hahahahahahahah





 

The Bad (Re)Touch...

04:07 Mar 12 2011
Times Read: 876


... I see what Morri means. Some of these photographers go way, way overboard with the softening, diffused glow and noise reduction effects.


Unless you're really going for that look, the final product should not resemble the skin of a CPR mannequin...


Just saying.


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Fale
Fale
06:39 Mar 12 2011

I've grown to hate over-blooming and over-exposure; I'm now more of a crispness fan with color-melding to make it look slightly plastic, in my photo's



Make it happen, but also teach me PHP proper





birra
birra
14:45 Mar 12 2011

Morri is the one who can teach PHP... but I would gladly fly us both to Sweeden to give you technology lessons if you're covering expenses. ;)





 

Lordy...

22:38 Mar 10 2011
Times Read: 899


...my eyes... I saw the name sayiawillows and though it said sayiswallow.


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ThePinja
ThePinja
23:24 Mar 10 2011

Ah, how perverted our minds will be lol.





Cinnamon
Cinnamon
18:50 Mar 11 2011

Looking at your journal excerpt on the Journals page I saw the same thing!! So, great minds think alike or we're both pervs? :) I got accused the other day of thinking like a redneck pervert. Not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not. *shrugs*





birra
birra
00:55 Mar 12 2011

I could think of worse insults...





 

Seriously?

20:11 Mar 09 2011
Times Read: 919


I am enacting a new company policy today regarding repairs for all customers.


If a customer brings in a system that is damaged from viruses, trojans and other malware due to downloading porn - and complains about anything regarding said repair, they will be immediately shot.


Please make a note of it.


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Selkie
Selkie
20:15 Mar 09 2011

LOL





RedQueen
RedQueen
05:03 Mar 10 2011

Good for you- most of them are just posturing cause they're embarrassed as all shit...lol





ChasingTheGhost
ChasingTheGhost
23:58 Mar 10 2011

You can download porn on the internet? Seriously? :P





 

Sluts (Backward)R Us...

22:47 Mar 08 2011
Times Read: 948


...day one on the modeling site. Perusing other photographer's portfolios to get ideas, see how shots are done, etc.


I'll tell you what I've learned.


Male photographers get women naked or near naked and have them pose like a porn star way, way, WAY too often.


No creativity what. So. Ever.


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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
00:35 Mar 09 2011

Stuls?



(...you did say backward. :P)





Morrigon
Morrigon
03:43 Mar 09 2011

As I was saying, these are GWC idiots who pay women to get naked around them because they could never have something like that otherwise.





Daire
Daire
14:18 Mar 09 2011

Aww I was just about to show off by using the GWC thing. TOO SLOW!!!!!!!





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
00:35 Mar 10 2011

Wow, what a surprise. Male photographers getting women naked or near naked and posing like porn stars. Who would have thunk it?





 

Oh. My. Gawd.

16:47 Mar 07 2011
Times Read: 980


Worst phishing attempt, ever.

Hello


The human resources of (Aetna Company) has reviewed your resume and due to your resume information you have the required qualifications to proceed. There is a Training Program for hired Applicant and the working hours are flexible, this position offers both Full-Time and Part-Time Job and you will Earn $25 per hour, training pay rate is $20 hourly and you will get paid by weekly, we need you to resend your resume to the hiring manager for future reference.


Following our newest online screening introduced by Better Business Burea, you are required to setup a yahoo messenger account if you don't have one and add up the Hiring manager Ms Samantha Spence on her Yahoo IM " samantha_hiringdesk1@yahoo.com " to your messenger list for the Job Interview and comprehensive job details. This is our first step to proceed further she will be expecting to hear from you soon.


Kind regards

Human resources

Aetna Company online.



Seriously... aside from the obvious grammatic and spelling errors... in practically EVERY sentence, is this not the most lame Yahoo account hijack attempt ever?


If anyone falls for this they should immediately be eliminated from the gene pool.


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PAGAN
PAGAN
16:51 Mar 07 2011

yep the bad spellings phish me off too :P





Isis101
Isis101
17:40 Mar 07 2011

Insurance companies are notorious with this...but something tells me that this isn't really from Aetna.





 

Ugh...

16:10 Mar 07 2011
Times Read: 990


...I know how automotive technicians feel when people try to do their own repairs, fail at it, then bring their vehicle in for professional help.


I just disassembled a laptop that a customer tried to repair on their own. The disassembly was made more challenging by three screws that were cross threaded or the wrong size for where they went. By the looks of the fact it was missing 4 assembly screws to begin with, I'm guessing they didn't note which screws went where when they took it apart... or even how many they took out.


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PAGAN
PAGAN
16:13 Mar 07 2011

heck, people eh.





Daire
Daire
16:37 Mar 07 2011

Durrrrr isn't not all screw the same?





brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
23:39 Mar 07 2011

I always end up with left over screws when I disassemble and then reassemble. Doesn't everyone?





 

It's a strange one...

15:20 Mar 06 2011
Times Read: 1,010


...considering what was said compared to what happened, I'm a bit bewildered.


Ok, quite bewildered.


Time for some coffee and a heaping plate of zen for breakfast...


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brileybeauford666
brileybeauford666
23:37 Mar 07 2011

I love Zen. =0)





 

Let's use some logic...

15:26 Mar 01 2011
Times Read: 1,036


....in business it is important to build partnerships with people you can trust.


Yes, it might seem like a great financial savings to hire an IT guy who is willing to work at $20/hr, but...


A. $20/hr, unless you're going 14 hours a day, every day, isn't going to cover overhead for any professional service, no matter how low budget they run... therefore...


B. He obviously has a full-time job, does this on the side and therefore may or may not actually be available when you need him... which leads to...


C. How long is he going to "stay in business" if being in business isn't his primary concern, meaning, when will you then be out in the cold looking for a new service provider... or...


D. If he quits his job and actually starts to do this as a business he's either going to need an ass-load of customers or that $20/hr rate is going bye-bye and you're going to be paying too much for services that are probably still worth $20/hr.


But, you proved you have absolutely no business logic right from the start. Your business partner is cutting out on you because in his words you are, "unprofessional and doesn't take running the business seriously." He's cutting his losses because he sees the writing on the wall.


Trust me, I'm not shedding a tear for losing you as an account. The way I see it, without your business partner keeping tabs anymore the whole situation would have reduced to you demanding and not paying, and that is a headache I will gladly let the $20/hr guy deal with in a few months.


Pay us what you owe us now; we'll go our separate ways.


Best wishes...


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Morrigon
Morrigon
15:49 Mar 01 2011

Right on.








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