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15:17 May 26 2011
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One. Maybe two. But FOUR?! I don't get what changed.


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00:29 May 11 2011
Times Read: 576


Remember the sparkly warkly lovely eggs I wrote about for Easter?


Remember Meatball?


Well, today the twain have met. He ate those glittery old eggs we were throwing out. I woke up this morning and found six eggshells daintily hollowed out and clean, and one bad doggy who didn't even get up to say hello.


And now...the gas hits. Stabb is on the couch watching television with his shirt pulled up over his nose. I cannot describe how bad, how terribly terribly bad old easter egg dog farts are. The sheer magnitude of bad has destroyed all poetic license, will, and skill.


Must. Open. Window. Please, send help.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
00:35 May 11 2011

*KACK



KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*





Requiem
Requiem
00:45 May 11 2011

I am almost helpless with giggles over here ....





One of my cats, Molly (the daintiest one, of course) has a kitty self defense mechanism she deploys a every opportunity.





You startle her - she farts.



You pick her up - she farts.



One of the cats picks on her - she farts.



You raise your voice at her - she farts.



See a trend?





She can fart on command! Her farts (and where does such a tiny thing GET so much gas?!) are the epitome of cat-ass-ness.



They linger.



They ... waft.



They follow.



I feel your pain, Joli ... but I am still helpless with giggles.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:14 May 11 2011

Go to a National Guard Depot. Tell them of the killing odor....sure they have gas mask you two can use. Still... hahahhahahhaha.





faeriemoon
faeriemoon
02:04 May 11 2011

oh *giggle* I fee *snicker* feel *hahaha* your pain. *busts out laughing*





Areli
Areli
02:14 May 11 2011

Bet that put you off on eggs for a while, huh?





Joli
Joli
02:58 May 11 2011

Oh, and you guys are my friends? Thanks...grumble grumble...ohgodnotagain...chokegasp... how long can this go on?!





BLOODLIFE
BLOODLIFE
09:00 May 11 2011

So we're blaming the dog again :-P





LiamK
LiamK
22:09 May 15 2011

I take it you've encountered something able to eclipse "MAN SWEAT" then?





Joli
Joli
22:28 May 15 2011

dood,

Between man sweat and doggy wind, I'm beginning to feel a bit outgunned.





Nightgame
Nightgame
15:44 May 26 2011

Maybe homeland security needs to check out Meatball :p








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