The Jo Show. Welcome, kiddies. It's been a while.
08:30 Oct 08 2009
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Pssst...THIS is what you do instead of whining about boredom:
Fun with Kismets
looking 4 a laugh?ReadFeb'06/my journal personal entry,you'll find it.
- Shameless self-promotion. tsk tsk... You had me at 4
if i was a natzi i wudn't b alive an ppl hav the goul 2 call me 1
- Oh, Wise One, the U-boat of your flawless logic has been torpedoed by the goul lag of ignorant, ignorant intolerance. Don't you sometimes just wish you could kill them all? Just unleash your fuehrer on them all? I know...shhh...it's ok, we get you.
Lifes a BITCH then u die fuck the world and get high
- Awww, I'm sorry...I'll tell you, then. You're pretty and everything's gonna be ok.
Done with bs! He's an ass for everything he's done to me!
- The VR kismet, cheaper than a billboard, but if you REALLY wanna make a statement, do what the kool kats in the 50s did. Paint it on a sign and march across his lawn. In here, in the words of Joey from Friends "This is all a moo point...it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
Such a boring day. Need to make more friends :)
- OOH! OOH! Pick me! I could really use a self-serving friend with insecurities and an inability to entertain himself! My friends are so dreadfully thoughtful and conversational :(
Smuggled a sword out of school after I made it from boredome
- Ah yes, the BoreDome...where dystopian movie sequels go to die. Poor Mad Max. "Two Men Enter. Need to make more friends :) "
Pay attention in class, you little bastard. They're taking money out of my check to provide an education for you. If you had paid attention, you might have learned that swords were weapons of honor, and rather than bringing a dishonor on yourself or others, you could fall on that sword. Just sayin'
They only wish i have is to be truely loved
- Cancel your unlimited texting package and go for that G.E.D. Education is sexy!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept
- What? He has kept what?! Aww man, count your characters...now I'll never know :(
Sick of the drama. It's my life. Leave me alone!
- If this kismet were dressed up in a red striped sweater and sent to the Island of Broken Emo Candycanes and I were given only a zoomed out and poorly focused google map with the aerial tab selected, I could still spot this shameless attention whore.