Everyone in my little rpg game circle has written something about our games. Leaving me with a choice of Deadlands or Pathfinder. I know that our friend Mike loves Deadlands, so I will go the way of the path and relate our adventures.
Our group includes a bearded female berserker dwarf, a paladin, a druid priest, a stinky but hunky ranger, a halfling thief and an apprentice wizard. Not really a group you would want to save you. The bearded lady has issues about her beard and the apprentice wizard can’t get him spells right. Then you can never trust a thief. Not to forget that the wizard and druid have lame ass pets. Anyway, we are here to save the world. And find some treaure!
Let us begin at the Inn. That’s where most of the trouble, I mean story begins. We find our bearded woman enjoying her ale. I must mention, she is rather sensitive about her beard. Don’t call her sir. According to her, male dwarfs find her attractive.
A half giant joined our party. We had to rescue him. We can't seem to lose Jared. He always finds us , like a tub of ale.We think he knows more than what he is telling us about our journey. We always wind up in trouble and he disappears. How convenient!
Dave's mission, Oh god!
Many moons have gone by. Long have been the years of great epic battles.
What was once a rich prosperous land now lies in waste!
Those who once were kings are now paupers and those who were once fools are now kings!
No one knows what happened, only that it came swiftly and mercilessly.
The devastation was unimaginable and the loss of lives innumerable.
Then there came the time for a call to go out.
A time to rejoin heroes once might, now forgotten.
A time to call in the heroes of a mighty quest almost all but forgotten.
A quest known as "The Seven Swords of Sinabar ".
Duerwynn will be looking for her clan, the slayers of Dragons. She may just find her Thorin in the coming adventures. I hear dwarves smell gamey and giants smell like apple pie.
Tasty!
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COMMENTS
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nips
16:43 Nov 11 2011
Great job but you make us sound like losers. We really do save the world.
Beast
17:48 Nov 11 2011
Correction, I am not a thief. I borrow stuff
Requiem
01:16 Nov 15 2011
Hah! You guys sound like a fun group. :)
IrvingthePig
01:17 Nov 15 2011
We don't serve your kind here. That bearded woman belongs in the freak show
imagesinwords
06:12 Jan 05 2012
I second what Requiem said :P You guys would be fun with us (Nihonin and I) in WoW.
rlugo718
16:28 Jan 07 2012
Oh god, Dave is writing up a mission for us. We are so going to die.
Requiem
12:52 Jan 09 2012
It's the DM or GM's job to kill you. Yours to is to pull your salvation out of your behinds and live. ;-)
rlugo718
21:38 Jan 12 2012
need a secondary character cause this one is going to die
VanDick
23:36 Jan 15 2012
I got plans for you, don't worry~
nips
22:38 Jul 19 2013
The ranger is gamey too with a low charisma
nips
00:59 Oct 23 2014
"tastes better than I thought you would."
Kellista
23:12 Feb 08 2015
good